Written by: Shawn Funk Christmas music is nauseating past the first week of December. We gravitate to the same worn-out classics every year. These songs are on the radio, in every playlist, and heard at every Christmas event. You know the ones I am talking about; I won’t mention them. They burrow into the mind, leaving you humming away like a good little automaton. This year, dare to stand against the oppressive canon of Christmas music! The classics need a rest. Here are five albums on Spotify that blast the traditions of Christmas past. Snoop Dogg Presents Christmas in tha Dogghouse. (2008) Get funked up on Snoop Dogg’s Christmas shizzle.…