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Andrew, You are gorgeous. Lets go for coffee?
- Drunk Girl who interrupted your studying last Thursday night.
Dr. Hay, your lectures rock my socks right off. Keep on makin’ dead guys cool.
Next time you’re in the library take a gander at what’s in the keyboards. Daaaaamn.
y dem tlfs gone
Championship women’s rugby team, no men’s team. Way to go u of l.
To the chivette with the green shirt that posted a photo on the CHIVE.
You inspire me to go to the library just for the random chance we’ll meet one day.
I am here for the paper and when I get done, I want to make the paper to pay back all the paper I borrowed just to be able to say “I got this paper!”
I hate when roommates don’t follow the roommate agreement, especially when the other roommates are too passive to politely bring it up. 2 more months to put up with this $h!t.
Anyone else miss the 22 hr quiet hrs? It was so peaceful, library-quiet in the comfort of our own rooms.
Why can’t we read the TLFs on the Meliorist website?
Sometimes in the library, I type extra loud so that the people around me think that I am being incredibly productive. In reality, I’m just writing TLFs.
Has anybody else noticed that guy who looks like Marshall from HIMYM?
NICOLE–> Wie ist das Wetter in Frankreich?
lolz wtf is up with the online tlf?
A huge round of applause to the entire cast and crew of Hamlet! Thank you for putting in so much dedication to one of Shakespeare’s longest plays.
Really loving the new “free thinking” display at the Book Store about how religion is stupid. Fresh take, you guys.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
Thank you to the nice boy who told me my backpack was open as i was rushing to class, offered to close it, and told me to have a wonderful day. Some people still have beautiful <3s
Kudos to the library staff that work at the desks! You are always very helpful and kind. I appreciate your efforts to help me! KEEP UP THE GREAT SERVICE!
To all the custodians, janitors, people that keep this campus clean for us students, thank you. Your job does not go unnoticed. <3
Guess a week off from the TLF’s gives the dance team a well deserved break
Meliorist removes tlf. What school paper? I want my $5 back.
Big shoutout to the girl in the purple ford who offered to help me when my car ran out of gas last thursday! Wish there were more people like you around
To the man that returned my wallet, and to the lady who bought me my coffee when I hadn’t yet realized I had already lost my wallet, you’re a bunch of gems. Thanks a million.
The Hamlet play was truly amazing
very well done to the cast and assistants. <3 Rosencrants guy, ur cute & Gravedigger was hilarious 
Who is this French Toast Mafia?
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Cheese
Check out the events going on March 8th for International Women’s Day! Stay posted for more details!
The Meliorist is hiring! Email resumes for business manager and Editor in Chief to leyland.bradley@uleth.ca and resumes for all other positions to einc@themeliorist.ca
Hey, wanna hear a great Newfie joke? Creation Science! 6,000 years my ass.
How can we get two Tim Hortons at the U? Email and request it! http://www.timhortons.com/ca/en/contact_nature.html
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HA! HA! HA!
Lightening up the TLFS!
If you love someone, treat them right. Appreciate them, respect them and always treat them with dignity. They deserve it.
A vegitarian putting beef flavor on tofu is like giving a lesbian a dildo.
C’mon people, who parks in a handicap spot if you aren’t handicapped??? that is a lot of bad karma right there…
so if the comments were so bad, why were they not just deleted? everytime I comment I see: your comment is awaiting moderation…
carelton!!!!!
Why is there an ad for the U of Saskatchewan on the Meliorist website?
Studies show that Emma has considerably more pink hair than all other candidates combined. You can’t argue with the facts.
To clarify that was the thursday before reading week. Thanks again purple ford girl!
So much for a productive reading week. Ended up just being a lazy watch TV week.
Want to SKYDIVE? Find out how you can skydive for FREE* through the Thrill Seekers Challenge! Info booth will be in the Students Union entrance March 1st and 6th from 10-4.
Thank you so much to the kind hearted person who found and turned my pretty samsung phone into security! It’s so good to know people like you still exist!!:)
Uh, someone needs to clue in the candidates… I don’t think everyone’s being informed about elections. We need posters to [completely] plaster the walls, not just litter walkways
ah… reading week. Everyone looks forward to being extremely productive. Nearly everyone looks back and says wtf did I do with my time? Oh well, two more months to summer!!!
Totes Magotes
thanks for ticketing the “able bodied” people who park in the handicap stalls!!! keep it up! maybe a few more tickets are what these people need before they smarten up!
Vote for somebody who understands the issues. Vote for experience and vote for dedication. Vote Shuna Talbot for VP Internal!
SHUNA! SHUNA! SHUNA! SHUNA! SHUNA! Obvious choice for VP Internal
Hey! Do you like FREE concerts? Come to the Zoo Friday March 2 at 6:30 for a concert featuring The Dudes and some awesome local bands!
‘Cutting Out Cancer’ fundraiser by Delta Eta Iota Sorority
Selling custom cut or pre-order Cancer Awareness shirts @SU building by food court, March 5-9th all week 10am-2pm!
Quote for thought: “Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.”
Thank you Melorist staff for last weeks TLF post. It really needed to be done.
ATTENTION ARTISTS: Media Kit Design Call Out for Love and Records 2012 – Submission deadline is March 31 – ckxu.com/loveandrecords for more information!!!!
I love it when the lights are off on 9th floor library. Its so romantic
Ohhh, so it was Orson Welles that pioneered POV camera angles. I always thought it was Ron Jeremy.
My prof said: “You just can’t do this assignment the night before” – Challenge Accepted =]
When you google map directions from Lethbridge, AB to Tokyo, Japan #21 and #37 is “Kayak across the Pacific Ocean.” Seriously, good luck with that =]
That moment when you realize you may have screwed over your GPA to get into Ed Faculty because of one stupid GLER. FML.
Everyone should be Optimus Primes rather than Negatrons, keep up the kindness and Pay It Forward!
Got an opinion on the zoo? Send it to einc@themeliorist.ca before tuesday afternoon for print in next week’s the Meliorist!
Cheers to the good times at the Zoo for Zoo week!
Just wanted to say THANK YOU to Matt Baird, for saying what we were all thinking. The Zoo mural is a disgrace.
FTR, I’ve been wearing sunglasses indoors because I have light sensitivity due to post-concussion syndrome, not because I’m a douchebag. <3 your favourite derby girl/knes major
Anyone else remember a 90s kids show about rock and roll clowns who wore red, green, and blue, and sang a song called “Tom Foolery”? Anyone?
The guitarist in the tunnel is great! Thanks for the music.
Thank you to all the generous and nice students out there. Really makes ppla day better
Dear Miss Jenny B,
You are the most lovely and wonderful
roomie around, I am eternally greatful
for your heart of gold!
xxx
Kait
Looking to purchase 2 Moonlight Run entries for March 10/12. Please email b.erler@uleth.ca
If you are a god and your body is a temple then shouldn’t people believe in you?
New village has now turned into gopherpocalypse. Seeing dead gophers being eaten by magpies really makes my busy and stressful semester just that much more fun! Thanks construction
Men r born btween a womans legs n spend the rest of their life trying to get back between em. Why? Cuz there’s no place like home.
Last day with Prof. Linville in RELS1000? D’: sad face!!! Gonna miss you, u are funny and gave me more of a reason to pay attention to ur lectures
PRONGHORN NIGHT AT THE MOVIE MILL!- Wednesday March 14 at 6:00pm. Half the proceeds are going towards Pronghorns Athletic Scholarships, please come out and support the Pronghorns!!
Best hair, best looking, and best platform? I think we all know who I’m voting for. I want to see change at this school, not just the same old things again and again.
The great thing about dildos is that there are rarely men attached. Party on, ladies.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come.
Feeding the visiting high school students CJs is not a way to insure they want to come here. In fact, it’s most likely to do the opposite.
Come check out DHI’s shirt cutting sale @ the SU building- all proceeds go to The Canadian Cancer Society!
Helpful Tip: When brushing ur teeth, leave the water running while u rinse. This A)leaves less of a mess behind. B)Grosses out roommates less & C) helps out person cleaning d B.R.
Nothing scares a person more than the words “We need to talk”
When I was young, I was an idealist. There was beauty all around me. I soon became a realist. There were hard truths everywhere. Now, I’m a surrealist. Stuff got weird after that.
It is depressing that there is only one espresso machine on campus. Even more depressing is the fact that its broken :’(
Pronghorn Night at the Movie Mill- March 14 from 6pm to close at the Movie Mill. 50% of all the proceeds go towards Athletic Scholarships. Come out and support your Pronghorns!
Happy Birthday to Alex the Asian!!
- from your ridiculously good looking girlfriend.
SU candidates seem a lot more interested in plastering their name/face around school than having a platform. Vote for you? For what? Your narcissism and paper-wasting abilities?
1/17: email Lethbridge Transport dept. about sign at Columbia & University.
3/4: middle lane is now straight or left turn.
Sweet, sweet justice.
Matt Baird can’t write to save his life. Quit taking life so seriously, it’s a funny painting. Get over it.
MAKE KONY FAMOUS 2012 #INVISIBLE CHILDREN
To anyone classififed as a COD, Cow or Bull Don’t Stop Believing and lets Dance, Cry, Laugh and have a REALLY REALLY REALLY good time while we can, Thx for a great 5 yrs! Luff u <3
Andrea Glover… Never stop being awesome!
Girls at the gym, how may a beta such as myself ever hope to approach your heavenly blessed beauty?
Joseph Kony, 2012. Look him up, and then help us raise awareness on April 20th! We will cover the night, and we need all the help and support we can get.
Pretty girl who works out with her friend around 7PM, looks new. Are you single?
I found the campus women’s center… but wheres the mancave?
KONY 2012.
youtube it.
Free movie night hosted by Lethbridge Students For Liberty to take place on Thursday, March 15th @7:30 in Galileo’s Lounge. Come explore what makes for a truly free society!
Everyone who has ever built anywhere a “new heaven” first found the power thereto in his own hell.
KONY 2012 IT STARTS HERE.
http://visiblechildren.tumblr.com/
The visible problem with invisible children:
http://ilto.wordpress.com/2006/11/02/the-visible-problem-with-invisible-children/
visiblechildren.tumblr.com
….
KONY 2012
I keep waiting in that email your stunning !
When one wishes to be left alone, use sarcasm to confuse people.
Dear woman from Amnesty International, I am not apathetic towards human rights. I just wanted to get rid of you. You interrupted our conversation about Kony.
Supratentorial pansynaptopenia is on the rise.
Do your homework to ensure you are not at risk.
we need a twitter feed on the status of the Tim Hortons line
To the awesome girl who offered to help carry all my “camping bags” to my car! Thanks so much!
guy at the gym wednesday. commented on how sweaty you were :p , your cute, hope to see you again next wednesday
Season Olympics
Summer: 1 Winter: uncountable
summer: wow you really dropped the ball this year winter
Winter: I want that guy tested for global warming!!! >_<
You’re right, dildos do rarely have men attached, but I bet girls like you would pay extra if there was one.
To my gal pals, just as a heads-up, when you spend all of your time making out with your boyfriend, your friends won’t wanna be around. No one’s calling? Take a hint.
Self-esteem: feeling more confident in my Iron Maiden shirt and ratty jeans than she does in her lulus and Aritzia sweater. Girls, the clothes aren’t the beautiful thing – YOU are.
International Women’s Day does nothing more than tell women that we should celebrate our personhood 1 day in 365. Thanks, but I’m a person EVERY day.
You all have beautiful voices, but the sound system makes it seem like you’re screaming and seriously… right by the study centre?! So much for studying.
The testing centre is so cold, how are you supposed to think while writing exams when all you’re doing is shivering?! C’mon UofL don’t be so cheap and do something about the heat!
Ayo me! I hear you say “You deserve d best of me.” and see you trying so hard to show me who think words are cheap. I don’t know in past or future, but right now, “Mo nife e.” <3
Dr Baird, You put the bro back in bromeliads.
Wants to thank KPMG and Professor Dan Kazakoff for hosting and managing the KPMG case competition.
Dear strangers: I’m sorry I keep waving at you. You all look like people I know.
Sensory Exploitation: the female species wearing fluorescent clothing … that’s not science, it’s neuroscience.
First world problem: complaining about midterms. Third world problem: not being able to go to school.
If ur sick, be a hermit and stay in ur room as long as u can. No one else wants to get sick >.<
Elect Kony 2012. Stop at nothing!
Kony 2012- first brother to actually want children
I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can so I can actually be inside a lit building without getting a massive migraine from my light sensitivity. Stop hatin’, people.
To the guy playing the accordion outside of Kainai last week: you totally made my day man, you rock!
If you are the only person sitting at a library table please move to a cubby desk! It’ll give groups room to work and will be much quieter for you to do yours.
to the homeless people: get a job
This is a reminder that the library’s “Quiet Area” does not mean group work area, laughing at online comedy area, or pump your 90′s techno at max volume area. Thanks
Excuse I normally use to avoid giving money to beggars/homeless people “I forgot my wallet”…I used that today to not donate to the 5 days thing…I’m so going to hell…oh well.
Anyone who can do vertical push-ups is hot
5 days of being homeless has started again… I can barely feed myself, what makes you think I have any spare change? Get off university campus and live on the real streets.
I found an iPad in a leather case in the cafe and gave it to the corner convenience. Hope the rightful owner finds it. Also, redhead on row machine today = <3 (03/12)
Eggs: by product of a hen’s reproductive cycle.
Egg salad: hen-period salad.
Who wants an omlette?
Sinatra: “And that laugh, that wrinkles your nose/ It touches my foolish heart!”
Beiber: “Oh, Baby, baby, baby yeah!/Oh Baby, baby, baby yeah!”
Music: wtf happened?
Congratulations to the Dance Team for getting 3rd Place at the WEM Total Spirit Competition this weekend. Good Job Girls!!
I think the campus mancave is called The Zoo….you win this one, guys…
To the people who smoke right under the windows of E section in uhall rez: please either find a new place to be loud at midnight or SHUT THE HELL UP. Some of us have early classes.
The 5Days students have voluntarily given up their beds and their fridges to raise money for homeless youth. I don’t see ANY reason to hate on that.
You have enough spare change to keep yourself off the streets, so why not use it to get someone else off the streets? 5 DAYS FOR THE HOMELESS.
You’ll never find a blameless organization, so why not support Invisible Children? At least they’re doing SOMETHING.
People are beginning to know who Joseph Kony is, and whether you agree with Invisible Children or not, we can all agree that this is a good first step! KONY 2012
To the want-to-be homeless people, if you ask the same person to give change 20 times in the same day and act like a dick when they don’t every time, you aren’t helping your cause.
Joe at Tim Horton’s deserves a raise and a new car! Best service ever, you make my mornings so sunshiney.
I lost my external HardDrive (black plastic), can you please turn it into lost & found, all my school work and family photos are on there. I would really appreciate it. Thank you
What’s up with the ‘upgraded’ Study Centre?
They put a row of computers on the south wall which has busted up blinds.
Talk about being blinded by the light!
#BadPlanningSkills
If you’d like to read either comic talked about last week, venture over to Showcase Comics on 3rd Ave. By far the best comic book shop in town.
Streetbike for sale!
Asking $4600 O.B.O.
2009 Kawasaki Ninja 500 R, 2300 KM.
Contact 403-393-3630!
To the class in AH 116 on Thursday, March 15, at 3:05.
You mad bro?
To the boy who’s car ran out of gas a lot of thursdays ago..I’m glad to know you’re ok!
And thank you for thanking me via TLF. That made my day! -purple ford girl 
“She loves you! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!”
Find a better argument.
MAKE ROB FRAME FAMOUS 2012 #INVISIBLESEMANTICS
Thank you again to the homeless fundraiser guy who helped carry my light kit to my destination. Greatly appreciated.
I accidentally a whole textbook! What should I do? Help!
To the lovely lady who paid for my muffin and coffee at CJ’s – your a saviour, a scholar, and a connoisseur of fine women and wine <3 wishing you the best week EVARRRR!
you know why I like young girls … because they are like older girls but younger.
When an A student gets a C or D on an essay/test, that creates major panic for us lower species.
Tip 2 UHall rez: never leave ur laundry in the washer/dryer and 4get bout it, otherwise theyll b taken out 4 others to use d machine and ull be w/o some clothes. ur own fault.
Hardly education
All them books I didn’t read
They just sat there on my shelf
Looking much smarter than me
-Modest Mouse
They know what’s up.
So much hate for the people doing the 5 days for the homeless thing. Guess we know the ones whose mommy and daddy pay for them to be here.
Boostraps mentalities don’t work
That awkward moment where you have a naughty dream about the girl in your class and can’t look her in the eye the next day because of what you did to her the night before.
Emma at the Coffee Company: You are beautiful. Let me buy you a ring and a house!
In three lines: Someone please explain the schism between Western Analytic Philosophy and Continental Philosophy – just for fun – xo.
The last time I checked I thought the study centre was meant for studying, thanks to the 4 girls last sunday I`m left confused.
Dear Calculus 2, let`s do some math, 1 door plus 5 religious studies students coming out plus 10 calculus students coming in equals no ones getting through.
diaz won that fight. 209for life baby
Last few weeks before the lightning of finals hits us all and leaves us wondering if all this hard work was worth it. Never give up, never surrender. Live long and Prosper.
BOOM! Full stop… Ship it.
I know we’re not supposed to berate our fellow students; but playing with a hula hoop in the middle of the atrium does, indeed, make you appear insane.
What does a nosy chily pepper do?
– Get jalapeno biz-nazz.
Thank you to everyone who participated in the 5 days for the homeless… Such a great cause to bring awareness to!!
big gulps eh….
dear parking ticket people, please ticket people who park in “no park” zones!!!! I am sick of these people thinking the rules don’t apply to them!
i guess i didn’t get the memo… it is cool to dress like you are in an early episode of the fresh prince…. lmao seriiously people wtf?
Is it still considered prostitution if you’re dating?
Is it just me, or has the entertainment section been a bit lacking in coverage of university/on-campus events lately?
That awkward moment when you see a prof you had one class with and you’re not sure if they remember you…
DearBoyfriendHater;
As a taken woman I’m angered by your highschool mentality on relationships. I’m not a bad friend I just have better things to do than hookup with 20+ guys/night
Congratulations to the profs on winning the Student vs. Prof chess tournament. Thanks for the wings and drinks afterwards!
When I saw the caution tape across the girl’s bathroom the other day I pretended it was because stank it up so bad they had to block it off.
Tues morning at Markin atrium, cute guy with backwards baseball cap and green shirt, with a sweet sweet moustache. We made eye contact before you left..would love to see you again
Way to misspell “Colombia”, “Afghanistan”, and “Semen” on the cover of the March 15th Meliorist.
I lost my car keys last week. If anyone has found them, I would be soooo happy!!
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what do you call a dinosaur with an irritable bowel?
Diarrhea-soreass
Join the Amnesty International Club for a film night on human rights issues in Tibet on March 28 from 7-9pm in room PE 264! Admission is free, and so is the popcorn.
Dear university when you put a sticker on a light that says work in progress, and not fix it for a whole semester, just logging hours?
That awkward moment when ur walking to class with ur friends and u suddenly have to fart. (did I mention if ur a girl?)
Save three lives! The University is a Partner for Life with Canadian Blood Services. Book an appointment or volunteer. Blood.ca or 1-888-2-donate.
Peter Desmond you are one good looking man.
SKY PARTY @ THE WATER TOWER!
DRINK IN SUPPORT OF EL SALVADOR!
Apr 14!
Sky party is going to be off the hizzy!
Live bands at the water tower?!
Count me in!!
Everybody. The second hand on the clock in W514.
To the girl wearing a bright pink running jacket. Put some pants on…
Monkeys make up 80% of the worlds monkey population
Way to miss the concept… werds wer suposta be spelt rong cuz kids wrot it S-M-R-T-Y pants! Thought the crayon would have given that one away…
Captain Nofun VS The Level 9 Library Kraken! My first children’s novel.
My thanks to The Zoo for the amazing case of food poisoning your chefs gave me. Maybe try washing your hands next time.
ATTN: Rugby 7′s Tournament March 30-31 @ outdoor stadium! Feature game consists UofL horns vs BYU Provo Friday at 5pm. All proceeds will go directly to a Women’s Rugby Scholarship!
Come support our UofL Women’s Rugby Team as they play agains BYU Provo March 31@5pm at the outdoor Stadium!! Weekend passes available at the gate Friday afternoon, March 30.
The Women’s Centre: Not just for women! You can tell because there’s usually men in there. Go see what the Women’s Centre can do for you!
Duh fudge Tim hortons!? Sign @ CJs says u open at 8 on Saturdays. It 8:15 and u not open! It 8: 20, still not open. >.< trying to use my dining plan up but u guys not helping!!!!!
Why on earth would you think that, just because I’m better looking, I think I’m better than you? The reason I think I’m better than you is because I’m better than you!
Wow. That was the most apathetic interview I have ever read. Good job, uleth. I hope you are happy with your elected representatives. Next time, I’d like someone who gives a shit.
The Meliorist has consistently disappointed me this year. What are the copy editor and editor in chief doing if not fact checking and making sure everything is in order?
Asexuals are not sexually attracted to anyone (a-sexual: get it?). Autosexuals are attracted only to themselves. Let’s get some actual information in this paper.
The Women’s Centre is looking to hire two new co-coordinators to start in September. Apply with a letter of intent or stop by the centre for more information. The position is paid.
Actually, as a dyke, I am not particularly interested in what you have to offer “as a man.” Thanks for the offer though. You were totally the first guy to suggest I try a good cock
Dear Meliorist, you f*#@ed up again: the pronoun “guys” is grossly inappropriate when directed at a population with a majority of gals.
If UofL parking tickets are issues through the City of Lethbridge, why can UofL vehicles park wherever they want and not receive tickets?
I was just in the gym and saw apparel for UofA, UofC, and a Prague Uni. I didn’t see any UofL gear though! Let’s show our pride!
Erin’s “concession speech” just shows how immature and how much of a sore loser she is. The campaign is over, you lost so stop attacking the girl who beat you fair and square.
She offered her honor
He honored her offer
And for the rest of the night
He was on her and off her
Dear Melinda,
The clowns are gonna get you. Sleep with one eye open.
To the asian beauty in childhood development (not the prof) , usually sits by herself, hair in a bun today ( no creep). single? Open to dating a white boi?
You’re walking through the quiet section of the library.
You’re phone beeps, indicating a new text message.
You smile inside because now you look like a boss.
GalaxyZoo drinking game anyone?
Did I really just observe the Tim Hortons throwing away all of the remaining food at closing? That is not cool, can we change this?
To the person who lost their LG touch screen phone in Galileo’s: It fell between the armrest and the cushion. I turned it into security for you.
What was with the crashing/screeching on Tues. in Uhall near E690; my 9 am Art History class is hard enough to go to without a 3 year old whining over fruit snack.
I would like to give my sincerest gratitude to a local hero; Mike Gale. Thank you Mike for letting my son and me stay with you this month. Mike Gale, you are a gentlemen & scholar.
Gym Rule 357: Don’t bang weights, bang girls instead.
blonde girl kyrptonite.
Thank you, Dr. Greenshields, for being so generous in your marking – the pity mark that bumped me from a B+ to an A- is most appreciated. Wish more profs were so kind.
To the guy who looks like Ryan Reynalds and was sitting by the PE bathrooms around 3 pm Tuesday the 27… well, you look like Ryan Reynalds. ‘Nuff said.
To the hula hoop hater(s)… it is called FUN, and obviously you need some!
Neuro 2600: Introduction to Horses
Go away you horses, I’m mad.
Thanks Alison Redford! Now I can pretend to care about a real election
To the noisy people in the STUDY CENTRE at 2AM! SHHHhhhh….I would appreciate it if you used this space for its intended purpose..STUDYING!
Thank you for finally leaving.
To the wonderful person that returned my phone to security it’s awesome to know that their are great people at the University of Lethbridge! You made my week awesome again!
Candie Co Fo Sho! Check us out on Facebook/twitter/YouTube
Boob..B= Birds eye view, oo= front view, and b= side profile.. you’ll never look at the word Boob the same =D.
Joking at Wal Mart I asked for 50 condoms, 2 girls started giggling behind me so I looked at them and said make it 52.
THANK YOU people who put red bull under the tables in PE250!!! seriously, that totally made my day…that along with a Dolan comic that was actually funny
I would be more scared shitless of the fact you are graduating and can’t use graduation properly in a sentence. That could also attribute to you not finding a well-paid job.
To the guy who takes issue with my pink running jack being longer then my shorts… When you have legs like these why hide Em?
Put a guy on a road bike and he automatically gains 2 hotness points. Put him in a pickup and he looses 2. Its easy being green!
The U of L makes a few thousand dollars per student, you would think affording more microwaves would be possible. Stop being cheap and let us eat!
To the blond (soccer player)cutie in E3:
You must be a prizefighter
One look at you, and I’m knocked out
To the extremely goodlooking boy with the gorgeous jet black hair that I see every monday in the plant hallway, why’d you shave off your hair?
Your TLFs are waaay better than the U of A’s. Just so you know.
To the management Bro’s in Psychology, Bro?
Bro Quo: B**ches Banged:4 (+) Fights started: 17 (+) Customary fist Bump: Check Broifficient Calculated= More bro than you know.