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To the girls and people in general who keep leaving notes in my world: Please leave some hint as to who you are. Leaving a no hint means…well think about it.
I know where that DEEYAN crap comes from and it’s for stupid hipsters. No thank you and stop.
I do believe the wrapping paper centre fold in last weeks issue is the single greatest thing the Meliorist has ever done! Thanks! – the guy who wraps his gifts in meliorists
To curly haired blond girl sitting beside the subway in U-hall wearing cream-white sweater. Use to do math in pool. coffee?
MISSING: 2GB SD RAM card, blue with a white label, name: PROJECTS. Lost in library, L10, near south stairwell on/about Nov 28. If found let me know and we’ll get in touch. Thanks.
I am so excited that today is the last day of classes so I don’t have to listen to that OBNOXIOUS group of drama kids in drama1000! I know I’m not the only one!
Multiple body tattoos. Get on it.
Everyone should listen to Those Feminists on CKXU! Best comedy show on the radio!
Nicole and friends. It’s been two years. Get over it . We both have. Let’s act our age
Glad to hear my moustache attempt is aiding your gpa. Moustaches have been known to give full ride scholarships – Tall Grey Hoodie Guy
Anyone else think we should petition for a school-wide paintball deathmatch? You guys know what I mean
Wrote my Psyc 2700 exam in Zoo. Thank you Rendall for making such a thing possible.
I love a woman who can look good dining alone.
To the gentleman who delayed his LEG DAY today (December 4th) to make a track for my car in lot FS, god bless your soul…and legs. Seriously made my week. Thank you IOU.
To the young couple in uhall argueing about what crazy is. We all are crazy, normal is a perception
You r so goodlooking. I smile everytime i see u. even when you re with this girl that u hesitated to call your gf when i asked u if she was.
I Want to be friends. May I?
SpiderSean’s pro party tips: always pass out with your shoes on. This says to your friends you had a good time and must now sleep.
Thank you so much to the guys who helped me get out of mtn heights on weds! I hope you werent late!
City transit in this town is downright sh*t – the routes barely cover the city and it’s incredibly expensive. No wonder so many students are poor.
Kudos to urban market being open for us on that snowy tuesday! You guys were short staffed and some staff had to cover multiple stations, but u rocked!
Thanks. -guy on campus
THIS FRIDAY: The Utilities are teaming up with Hunger Hush for an evening of promise and congenial rock music. Owl Acoustic Lounge, 9:30pm, no cover. You’ll be glad you did.
Must. use. snow. day. to. study. for.. exams….. Hello Youtube!
I love how slow the webmail site is running today as ALL the students keep checking their email to see if class is cancelled.
A huge thank you to the good Samaritan that helped me push my vehicle out of a snow drift in parking lot N on Monday, December 2nd. We wouldn’t have made it out without your help!
To the 2 angels in the brown jeep monday night in N lot: thanks for the push! saved me! – girl in black focus
To the guy in huge orange cowboy hat,
I know its frustrating when u gotta advertise while tired. You r the best tho! Keep smiling.
girl who cant snowboard or ski
I hate major bashing. Don’t be annoyed that the Anthro major has a 4.0 and worry about your own grades. You will both graduate w/the credentials you sought.
Girl with blue coat: thank-you! With all the blue coats around it appears we are quite the trend setters.-Guy unable to reply to compliments without being compulsively lame; sorry.
Spidersean’s pro party tips: Arrive to a party fashionable nude.
SpiderSean’s pro party tips: 10-13 sprays of cologne vs traditional 2 sprays increases your ability to pick up chicks.
SpiderSean’s pro party tips: be sure to leer at girls you like from across the room. This establishes a bond of trust.
How many DEEYANs can a DEEYAN Ohff DEEYAN DEEYAN?
If our mayor thinks he’s getting bullied, obviously he has never been on the wrong side of an atomic wedgie.
The Library’s Stress-Free Zone runs 6-10:30pm between December 8th and 16th. Coffee, cookies, games, movies and more! http://fb.me/6nycpHZ9s
Therapy Dogs are in the Library on December 9th & 11th from 6-7 p.m. http://fb.me/PWZU7jwn
Gorgeous O-chem Kris. Sorry – it has been a hectic semester. Still interested in that coffee? You really do make it easier to attend that class. Still appreciative & hopeful guy.
Is anyone else as excited as me for the holiday farmers market on Thursday, Dec.5th from noon until 5pm?!
To Darren in MW 3061- Should definitely smile more often, the world needs it
Mad karma to the people handing out hot chocolate in the freezing snow. That’s doing Christianity CORRECTLY.
candie-co: more like chanel logos plastered all over cheap plain fabric. You couldn’t even create your own logo? 3 words: Cheap, tacky, plagarism.
Why is it that putting someone’s genitals in your mouth is socially acceptable, but the minute you eat something off the floor people look at you like you just committed murder?
Darting from empty study room to study room in the 24hr centre to figure out which is warmest for the night…Survival of the fittest
There was a booty
In some insanely tight pants
Pulse you’re okay, cheers
Yeah you are
Hi! We are trying to start a club for introverted people. If you want to make some new friends and have a fun time, please follow the link and join up. Thanks!
Am I the only one around here who thinks Kilting Up For Cancer is more an attempt to draw attention to oneself than to raise money and awareness for cancer?
I was going to say… this –># is the number sign!!..but it turns out to have a great many of uses and names around the world. Including hash key. So never mind. #selfdefeated
Finals are terrifying. I have never dreaded a week like I am dreading finals week. It bums me out when you study your ass off and still do awful. UGGGHHHHHHH
To the guy in the drive-thru that paid for my icecap at Tim’s…..thank-you. I paid it forward.
People diagnosed with ADHD needed for PAID study. Visit http://www.tatalab.ca and follow the links on the main page for more details.
Frequent GAMBLERS needed for PAID study. Visit http://www.tatalab.ca and follow the links on the main page for more details.
Long, brown haired beauty, third row, prof’s L, PHIL2220: Hope you don’t mind (I think you’re taken?), my courage took all semester…you’re GORGEOUS! Thought you should know. ;D
When’d OMC get so jaded? Yeah lotsa people weren’t out but it was a fun night! Thank you DJs and beautiful dancers for the good tunes and vibes!
To Rider Nation here at the UofL: Keep on supporting the green and white!
-The 13th Man.
“I’m shy and want friends” isn’t a confession. Trust me, everyone has/does/will feel this way at some time. Confidence is perceptual, very few people feel as confident as they seem
No one has ever gotten laid because of a TLF. EVER. Stop trying.
Claiming that you are single because EVERYONE else is too hot, too rude, not interested, too shallow, etc just tells me you haven’t taken the chance to get to know ANYONE!
TLF= Three Lines Free
To all the U of L Ladies
You are B-E-Autiful!
You rock, Don’t ever change
P.S. No Shave November is Over
I am finally done all my classes!
Security, could you please start handing out tickets in F lot? It’s annoying pass holders to have to park in the back as it’s filled with M, N passes, and people without passes!
Is it inappropriate to ask for a moustache ride?
to buddy on nov. 18 who said that utilities are “sew hawt”..umm..that’s quite possibly my dad…disturbing thought right there..although his *chin*-chilla is a hit with the ladies.
Hey students! Do you love the fragrance line Scentsy, but don’t know a consultant in the city?! Look no further! It’s me! Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org for more information!
What does TLF stand for?
After reading the TLFs I save my copy of the Meliorist to wrap Christmas presents in. I may not be classy but at least I’m resourceful!
The Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation Club will be selling Christmas decorations, toques, texting gloves, etc. as well as giving away a ton of cool stuff on Monday Dec. 2nd in SU!
I moved here to get away from my ex, but her hair is still on all of my stuff. Girl shed like a dog.
Shout out to the tall skinny guy in the grey hoodie at the library Tues night! You’re hot! Creeping a look at your moustache every once in awhile made my studying more bearable.
Could we get some more details about the guy in the blue plaid jacket? (Hair color,Etc) – A man who owns a blue plaid jacket
There is nothing more annoying than hearing someone in anthropology boast about their 4.0 GPA. Newsflash- you are not in a real degree program despite your ambitions of law school
Attention grill masters in the Aeromark cafeteria: when there are 20 people in line waiting for a grilled item, you should be cooking more than two things at a time.
Anyone else see Doctor Who?! Besides squealing fangirls who only their first was the 10th Doctor; I seriously died of happiness.
To the pretty Asian lady in PSYC.
Visit me back in calgary?
imagine if romeo & juliet had snapchat. could such a thing even exist? yes.
Faith restored in humanity when a girl bought my lunch for me on Monday. Huge thanks, and sorry I didn’t get to thank you in person. Much love!
Guy in the blue plaid jacket. You have a great sense of style, also you’re pretty cute.-girl carrying her identical blue plaid jacket.
To the guy in blue eating a sandwich in the uhall cafetaria mon morning. You walked into the cafetaria, and took my breath away.
Girl waching u. checkered coat.
it amazing (and shocking) that an effing drink of water is free from a tap or foundation
Did you know that you don’t need a Costco membership to shop at their liquor store…. awwwwww yeeaaah! #cheapbooze
Are you not entertained?!!
U of L confessions, keeping it classy
Don’t complain about being a broke student with Starbucks in your hand.
Dear Mr. Mustache Man:
Thanks for buying the entire table’s food at Dirty Bingo on Friday!! You da bomb dot com.
- your Mustache admirers
It amazing (and shocking) that an effing bottle of water is more expensive then COKE OR OTHER BOTTLED TYPE DRINKS at the Urban Market. How ’bout you make living healthy affordable?
Ha! Just saw muscle shirt guy the day after last weeks issue and he’s covered up today. His poor fans..
You gon die a ball licker, I’ve been diabolical
Don’t walk with your head down, someone might uppercut you!
Thank you to the student union for organizing Spy Vs. Spy it was epic, and it was awesome meeting so many spies along the way! This is one for the history books!
First time gym goer, we’re glad we made the experience a good one! Sincerely, gym employees
I want my mitts and toque back if you picked them up please email me email@example.com pink homemade toque and zebra mitts I left them by the library doors near the bus loop
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!
Galway and Faith are bffs they rock my socks k bye.
fuck sound poetry.
wasn’t that so deep?
1. 2nd most beautiful eyes
2. Dem glasses
3. He is a genius
These are the reasons I love him.
Who designed these classrooms?
There is no room, it is too crowded.
Dear Red Polar Bear-
I would love to stand around and have people look weirdly at us. Where do you stand?
Dear Goalie Fan,
This is a friend of the goalie! She wants to know who you are, so if you possibly want to get to know her, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Friend of Goalie!
The Campus Farmers’ Market is returning for a Holiday Market. Stop by Dec 5, SU ballrooms, 12:00-5:00. Food and gift vendors will be there!
Dear Guy in Red;
Sounds perfect. I’ll be the one wearing a floral blazer.
See You Then.
To the 10millionhugs.com Hugger’s outside of the pool on Wednesday – You rock. Keep it up
Library extended hours run from Fri, 29 Nov to Mon, 16 Dec 2013. Hours are: Mon-Fri: 8am-11pm; Sat-Sun: 9am-11pm. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
THANK YOU ULSU for the microwave in Markin Hall. This Management student was not going to walk all the way to UHall for a warm meal.
Some students are trying to study in Markin Hall, and by blasting your crappy music will not make anyone want to buy ski trip tickets.
Studying Management Student
The perplexed pair of pants
Standing in the grocery store
Wonders if anything has been forgotten
Roommate needed North side nice place
text me at 403-330-9948
I think the Chef in the white coat from Aramark/Urban Market rocks!
The barista’s at Starbucks make my day. No matter how crappy it is, a smile from them just makes everything better. And now, they even know my drink order. Keep up the good work!
The utilities are SEW HAWT!
Non-stop (10 min+) false fire alarms in Blakiston WTH? I thought I was rid of these bloody alarms when I moved out of UHall.
i could do whatever i wanted if i wanted
Gym employees, wow, you guys are so great. Thanks for making a first timer less nervous. Great smiles. Yes, the gym, 10/10 would recommend!
Hey remember that time
you said nobody would rape someone with a face like mine?
3 reasons I love Ryan Mcfarlane:
1. 2nd most beautiful eyes
2. them glasses
3. he is a genius
If you value your soul or GPA do NOT take Experimental Poetry with Gamble. Unless you think 3 minutes of silence is a poem.
- Survivors of Contemporary Albertan Poetry
Not all good looking girls are stuck-up.
To the girl who is allergic to everything,
We are trying to have a few gluten-free and dairy-free options available.
You can always ask and we will do whatever we can.
To the deli girl in Urb Market,
Hope it was you waitressing at the Leth Buffet on saturday.
You’re amazing n u looked great!
-shy brown haired guy-
Cute Girl, hey I saw your confession, how about we meet up for coffee at the Tims in PE, the maybe go
for a walk. will be wearing something red. Let me know if it works
Guy in Red
The only GIRL goalie I’ll EVER give style points to, you’re a beauty playing against all the boys; And you’re unreal too! Mass respect, still haven’t scored. PS- you’re really cute
In response to the hand washing TLF. I don’t pee on my self, and even if I did, urine is sterile so why wash?
Invite your grandparents to the Nord Bridge Senior Center health fair on November 22 from 930am-1:00pm. There will be free massages, snacks and door prizes! EDUCATE THE SENIORS!
To the guy who ceased wearing muscle shirts everyday… I know its cold but what’s more important? Your comfort or your fans?
To the guy in AH 116 writing a test on Friday:
Your shirt made my day, thank you.
–I would cuddle YOU so hard
So “who” is dressing up for the special 50th anniversary screening on the 25th? I hope they have jellybabies and bananas! Bananas are good! Save the Day!
@people complaining about skateboards, 2 things. 1)Don’t play the hero and try and move for us, we know our path 20m back. 2)Theres a difference between a skateboard and longboard.
That awkward moment when you don’t go to chem 1000 because of her…
Chem 1000 with Tracey Roemmele is the best! Learning about how beet juice helps running/cycling performance was so cool, and she even brought a juicer so the class could try some!
For those interested, you can sign up for the Geek Club email list by emailing email@example.com We meet (most) Saturdays from 4-10 and (most) Mondays from 6-9 in Anderson Hall.
Open house at the new Student Success Centre- AH 148 Thur, Nov 21 11-2pm, free cookies and hot chocolate. We offer study tips, tutoring and mental health initiatives!
Could you please have more gluten- and dairy-free options?
Sincerely, girl who is allergic to everything
Can we piss off with the skateboarding on narrow side walks, please?
You guys should proofread your front pages better…just saying.
Dear concerned citizen:
Far be it from me to criticize the use of shock tactics with the use of my own shock tactics. I’m sorry that the sarcasm was lost on you.
Looking for a microwave? Go to SU058… The PRIDE Centre is full of friendly people to everyone & WE HAVE A MICROWAVE! (Free Hot Chocolate also available)
I’m gay and proud!
Who else loves the back part of the cafetaria behind Urban Market in the Uhall?
Quiet there, eh?
The POWDER BURN SKI TRIP is going to kicking horse! Full weekend trip, Thousands in prizes,around 100 students, Retro Theme! Contact Ski.Trip@ulethmss.ca for details!
To the girl who smashed he water bottle whilst tucking the pants into her shoes: You have an amazing smile, I consider myself lucky to have met you even if only for a moment.
Thank you to the lovely person that returned my Geography textbook to security. You are amazing! In this big sea of students there are still people with souls. How cute!
Well, since they can I can. Why must all the attractive females be so intimidating. ~Not Gay Guy.
Wy must u be gay?
to the hot guys on campus
In celebration of International Education Week, the Library will be hosting a Living Library event on Tues, Nov 19th starting at 11:30am near its entrance. http://bit.ly/1bEGmOj
Ugh….the majority of the gay men in Lethbridge are shallow pigs. I am just going to accept the fact that i’m going to be forever alone. ANGST.
Everyday I’m thankful for the abortion I had at 17. After the procedure I fist-bumped my doctor and said “better than a coat-hanger”. Yes, I was that desperate. I regret nothing!
To the hungry student — check out the free cooking classes downtown; you get to take the food home afterwards. http://www.interfaithfoodbank.ca/index.php/us/ticck
LOST: My blue contigo coffee mug. If you found it and want to give it back, you’re amazing! If you found it and don’t give it back, I hate you and hope the coffee in it burns you.
Life on the outside aint what it used to be
You know, the world’s gone crazy, and it aint safe on the street
Well, it’s a drag, I know
There’s only one place to go
I’m Coming Home!
Jbleaney makes the women Jscreamy
Would like to have words with whomever felt it necessary to tell the prof that class ends at 2:55 instead of 2:50 as he’s believed all semester.
My roommate is leaving for a co-op, female roommate wanted for spring semester, 10 minutes from doorstep to library, please email firstname.lastname@example.org
Nicki I found your ID in pe250, I dropped it off at the security office on Tuesday night. Hope you get ‘er back
Galileo’s Gallery is a great place to chill out in the morning. Just get there early before the screechy people, pokemon masters, and the new media debate team arrive.
The epileptic street light
Stands in the parking lot
Crying into a puddle
Can we cut the UHall Subway staff some slack? Its a busy please, its new, and they are new. Have any of you ever worked in food industry? GFTO and leave them alone.
it’s intimidating as a woman to try and use any strength/weight equipment at the gym when every man in there is just standing and talking around the machines.Mind sharing a little?
Does anybody else miss sask as much as I do? All those kind, good liking, fun, and especially sexy people.
S’toon girl stuck in leth.
Posts do not show up here as rapidly anymore. Shame, I enjoyed reading them.
Where did all the microwaves on campus go!? I’m a student on a budget and it sucks having to walk all the way to uhall when I bring my own food to warm up. ADD MORE MICROWAVES!!
To all the gorgeous ladies of this school.
I have free tickets to a delightfully charming romantic movie if anyone’s interested. Bonus, I’m kinda cute. . . so yeah.
To whomever decided to put the newspaper in the A-hall urinal:
Are you 5 yrs old? you inconsiderate prick think about your actions before acting. FFS!!!!
This is not a debate about censorship or pro-life/pro-choice. A club violated the rules by setting up outside their designated area and is being protected rather than punished.
Cats and Toaster Strudels are the bomb dignity. Just Sayin.
Dear CKXU radio. Thanks to your little station, I am now a Monster Magnet fan for life.
People, please go look at the proposal for the new science building. It takes five mins to look through & will vastly change the Uni in the future! This is important.
The argument that the aborted fetus could have cured cancer is a little like saying that it also could have become a serial killer. Think things through.
Yes. The pro-choice people writing their opinions in an appropriate forum is hurting your feelings… THAT is the actual definition of freedom of speech. Not what they were doing.
To all the guys who don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom. Did nobody raise you right? I’m calling your mother, she’s going to give you a spanking! Wash your hands!
Can anyone define what “life” is? Anyone? And have you ever killed something with said life? Therefore your pro-life argument is invalid. Good day sir!
“public displays will be restricted to locations on campus” -Dr. Mike Mahon; YAY! Free speech zones everyone! Finally a place to speak ones’ mind.
NO, we do not want to give money to your “save asian orphans” campaign, especially when brochures are repeatedly shoved into our faces by your group members.
-all Asian students
Instead of complaining about school try being grateful for the opportunity to learn.
Freedom of speech isn’t just for Liberals: The Art students had to take their penises off the walls.
Dear Starbucks Boy
I walk by just close enough to smell your cologne…
See you in my dreams
Smell ya later
anyone else feel like profs should start playing the space jam theme during exams?
To the deli girl in Urban Market,
You are gorgeous and your smile is beautiful!
Keep smiling, u make my day
A great man once said; “Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the people you wouldn’t wanna fuck in the first place?”
Why is crumbling up into a ball the most tranquil position when sick?
To the night Urban Market cashier with the black shirt, you rock with a never-ending smile on your face. Keep it up.
My comment was concering human deaths attributed to marijuana, in which case I maintain that alcohol and nicotine are more toxic. I didnt say anything about other side effects..
There’s a GEEK CLUB?! When?! Where and how?!?!
Its not a balancing act, Shuna. If there had been an anti-gay protest using those tactics it would have been shut down in minutes.
I need this pro life / pro choice crap like I need an extra hole in my head.
What if that person aborted yesterday could have cured cancer?
I was an accident baby, was almost aborted. I wouldn’t want someone to make the choice of life or death for me, why would you want that?
Just like you don’t want pro-life opinions shoved in your face , don’t try to shove pro-choice opinions right back at everyone else’s.
people voicing your disgust at pro-life group: the way they did it was wrong but for those of uswho believe in letting children live, you are hurting us with your offensive words
That awkward moment when the guy sitting next to me wears the same cologne as my ex boyfriend. Great.
If society put half as much energy&effort into preventing unwanted/unplanned pregnancies as we do arguing both sides of abortion, abortion wouldn’t be an issue at all. Just sayin’.
Kines Prof Sean Brayton’s wacky socks make my day. Classy in his suit but still able to rock the weird socks.
I’m in my 5th year at the U & STILL using the essay outline taught to me by my 10th grade social teacher. It’s a good thing something from high school stayed with me.
- ‘B’ Student
I wish there was a list of all the events around the U (and maybe the city) that include free food. I’m hungry…
Please don’t peacock! I would much rather talk to a shy guy. I think you’d be surprised how many girls agree.
I know what you mean. Three years in, and I still hardly know anyone at the U. What’s your major? Maybe we have a class together. -Third year guy.
Evelyn at Tim Hortons always makes my day. She does an amazing job staying friendly with a crazy huge line.
The Library’s hours on Monday, November 11th (Remembrance Day) are 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
Peacocking is horrible, shy guy. Be yourself!
A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.
Welcome to Night Vale.
The best way to make friends is in class (chat up people next to you) but talk to counselling about not knowing what you’re doing in life. Helped me in 3rd yr
To magic players/Youtube watchers: The UofL Geek Club meets most Saturday/Monday evenings in Anderson Hall. There are definitely newbie friendly magic players among us. Come by!
Tune in Wednesdays at 11PM for the Immoral Aural on CKXU 88.3 FM for all your hiphop, electronic, and experimental needs
Why is everyone going from the gym straight to Subway? Y’all know that’s still fast food right?
Dear Hot Guy Inquiring about STD testing in SU,
Call me when you get your results:)
We are still waiting for lady Xtra Hot Chai Tea Latte to show herself… Or are you just full of words and no action?
From the Starbucks Guy (but everyone here wants to know, too)
What did on horny Alpaca say to the other horny Alpaca?
If your sitting in Uhall and want to listen to music, please put headphones on. I don’t think the rest of us enjoy Justin Beiber nearly as much as you do.
To the pro marijuana guy: What about brain cell death?
Thanks to everyone who came to our “crazy party on Friday”, you guys made the party! Also the bees are from Calgary, they wont bother you again
That ginger guy with nerd tattoos
Sometimes when I look at pro-life posters depicting bloody fetuses, I think of that scene in Deathly Hallows where fetusvoldy is all fetusy.
We know you care about women, but saying things like “I love killing babies” doesn’t help women either.
The people who like group projects are ones who contribute nothing except their name.
marijuana is cabable of producing clinical withdrawl and is more dangerous then classic cigs if smoked from a unfiltered joint. Maybe people should read more.
weed has more carcinogenic effects on the body then classic cigarettes. take a course on dugs people
To Grumpy Bear from Essies: Keep working on those quads, you stud. -Buzz Lightyear
For Rob Ford:
I’m with you in Rockland where your condition has become serious and is reported on the radio
being “anti-choice” does not make one “pro-life”
just the same as being “pro-choice” does not make me “anti-life”
correlation does not imply causation, take a psyc class…
Both alcohol and nicotine are consideres.more toxic then cannabis by 99.99% of scientists
To the guys in the Zoo wondering: there hasnt been a single recording of a marijuana OD leading to death
U Hall Subway continues to employ a bunch of noobs. Can we PLEASE get some experienced staff down here?!
A shout out all of the beautiful male gingers out there. You sexy and shit. Keep doin yo thing. You provide me with a good amount of eye candy
To the guy on fifth level who said hey to my friends and I: Sorry first years can be so awkward, please come talk to us again!!
Dear lonely&lost girl:
Check out Greek life next semester and consider rushing!
To the guy that told my coworker what was going on at the halloween cab Thursday…
You’re super cute.
- SU Subway girl.
Any suggestions for excuses I can use to talk to the cute guy in my Bio 2000 class? The “hi, I think you’re cute” route hasn’t been particularly successful in the past.
Dear guy in the white shirt on the mat beside me at the gym,You’re very attractive and I wanted to say hi but you looked really into your workout.-Girl in the purple sweater
Project genocide terrifies me. I no longer feel safe at school, I feel like I’m being attacked. Sadly, I’m being 100% serious
I’m a 3rd year, I feel like I havent really meet that many people(I’m shy)and I don’t know what the hell I’m doing with my life.I feel so lost and lonely sometimes -Lonely&LostGirl
To whom ever brought my phone to security thank you, you saved my life.
-Lost without my Phone
Seriously dude? If you walk in during the middle of someone else’s class I’m pretty sure you’re the rude one. Not the prof for asking you to leave…
Sorry guys! Here is the actual link to SNOWJAM!
We are super noobie Magic players in the Zoo sooo we would love amateurs and pros to join us for some casual fun
Photos from the Halloween Cabaret at the Zoo are live on Facebook! Search up ULeth Photography Club.
The Subway in Uhall is terrible. Hair in tomatoes, only 1 type of bread, everyone is REALLY slow…Get it together.
-Very unhappy customer
Who is Alexander Galt?!
Actually, no, Pro-Life isn’t “anti-choice” because there are options for a mother after the birth of her child such as adoption.
To crazy curly haired girl,
There is an improv club!
TUTS meets every Monday at 4:00pm in W420!
Feel free to come down and have some fun!
Sincerely, a fellow improviser
Ever say no to a cute girl from polysci class because I sure messed up on that one
Is peacocking an acceptable method for a shy guy to make friends?
To the sad boy at the bottom of the stairs after the Zoo Halloween party: keep that chin up, you’re cute and good shit.
We’re usually at the Zoo playing Magic between noon and 4. We use it as a study break, so if you ever wanna play with us just come say hello PS. Laura’s Golgori is brutal..
BTW, we weren’t fighting about the “my culture is not a costume”, just having some lively debate!
Who were the douchey bees at that crazy party on friday who kept creepin the girls? Being drunk doesn’t make sexual harrasment okay, btw
Blue Luffa at the Zoo party: thanks for throwin down with me while everyone else stood around and awkwardly looked on. Always fun playing around with a cute lady ;D
To the girl who left your polka dot panties behind Kainai… It would’ve been better if you’d hung them on the tree, but still made my morning! Keep on keepin on you classy lassie.
I like how freedom of speech only applies to Liberals
That British accent? It’s a fake. Born and raised in Red Deer.
So… what were blown up pictures of pre-term child porn doing in an institution of education? The people that put those up need introspection, not a soapbox.
Shout out to the super cute girl who writes for this paper!You know who you are. Not trying to be a creep, just saying “SCHWING!”
I am John Galt!
SNOWJAM2014! Grab a group of friends and come party with UofA, UofC, NAIT, SAIT, & MRU in Fernie from Jan 23-26th. Go to http://www.campusvacation.com to sign up now! $10 off: WILSONJ
The overconfident clock
Laying on the lawn
Got ahead of itself
If you have been diagnosed with ADHD or are a FREQUENT GAMBLER go to http://www.tatalab.ca and sign up for an experiment. Earn $20-$40!
Is it too much to ask that campus be a place where students are SAFE from harassment by bigots? It wasn’t for the UofC. Uleth admin need to take a stand and BAN “Genocide Project”!
To myself I am hot
The the beautiful beard who was taking notes for Micky’s class on the pro-choice/pro-life protest: You seem like a rad guy!Coffee sometime?
-girl with the back tattoo
Girl with short blonde hair who sits by herself outside PE250
I’d really like to talk to you because you’re cute and look like a cool person but you always have headphones on.
NVM the dog therapy, what this school really needs is a ball pit. Who’s with me?
To the Med. Hat “Lumberjack,”
Sorry I lost you at the Halloween cab!
If you want to hang out sometime, let me know
To the lovely Libby @ Tim’s: you always serve our cups of joe with a smile! My students & I thank you for your warm and generous heart. Sincerely, “Librarian Lady”.
D1, no one wants to hear you come back on a school night, piss drunk, freaking out about your love life.
Dear anti-choice protestors:
Thanks for reminding everyone how disgustingly insensitive you are.
Don’t like abortions? Don’t have one. And DON’T try to take away my rights.
I’m willing to bet that if I wanted to arrange a protest on pretty much any other subject, I would not be allowed to use the graphic techniques of the anti-abortion campaign.
A shout out to Courtney who chivalrously boosted my poor boat of a car when I was stranded. I really appreciated it!
69′ Chevy Owner
The energy drink machine should be replaced with wine
To the dude dressed as Goku looking all self conscious in the food court today:
I think you’re so effin cool, keep your head up
What room is improv in at 4:00 Mondays?
Genocide TARGETS certain ethnic or racial groups (hate crimes). I doubt people get pregnant and have an abortion because they hate children. Proper associations =stronger arguments
Maybe we shouldn’t give the pro-lifers attention and they’ll go away. This is what they want, to get us worked up.
Thanks, UofL, for allowing BOTH sides of a hot topic to be shown. You may not agree, it may be disturbing, but everyone is allowed an opinion. Right? Or is that only for liberals?
Was it fully legal to have my face appear in a video that I did not know I was a part of today? Pro-Life better give me that choice a least…
Lastly, I am lost on the direct linkages that genocide and abortion have.
Security should have been posted at both ends of this event and steered people clear or provided a warning.
Shame on the pro-life demonstrators today for exposing many people of varying ages and backgrounds to your images.
The SU needs to step up and take some initiative in protecting the Liberal Education that we are supposed to be receiving. The display of such a narrow view today was appalling.
I actually thought abortion was a valid choice every woman should have the right to make without persecution. Your pictures of dead babies really changed my mind. Thank you
Everyone protesting outside needs to consider the content they are putting in plain view for children to see. It’s adult content and it will alienate community that support this U
The ProLife demonstration was held on behalf of the Students 4 Life Club though the majority of the people shoving their abortion beliefs down my throat weren’t even students. WTF?
Pro-life / Pro- choice.. this debate will never go away, so please get off campus and go away
Hey Spencer! Thanks for the coffee and your support today! Keep being awesome!
the pro-lifers display was a form of harassment, you have no idea what the mothers-to-be have been through or any consideration for anyone who had a miscarriage show some respect!
U of L found the perfect Halloween decorations…graphic pictures of abortion. Creepy.
So many gorgeous girls around who dress well, keep taking pride in your appearance, it is sexy.
Who so artistically arranged the photo of that cute little fetus hugging a quarter?
Actually, yes, Pro-Life IS “Anti-Choice.” You are taking away a woman’s right to choose. You are AGAINST her right to choose. Pro-Choice means the decision can go either way.
The compassion of “Pro-life” stops at birth, after which they’re Pro “telling-you-what-to-do”. You were no proponent for the lives of the daycare children exposed to your posters.
To the crazy curly haired girl searching for an improv club on campus – we DO have one, and we meet once a week! Email email@example.com for more info.
Dear guy in the green dragon onesie, please find me so people can look at us weirdly together.
-girl in the red polar bear onesie
To the abortion protesters: Please refrain from shoving your opinion down everyone’s throats! As a student I’m disgusted, as a women I’m offended. Give your heads a shake.
Abortions happen. If you don’t give women the right to choose, they will die of bloodloss and infection when they have to do it themselves, illequiped. Isn’t that murder?
Genocide is “the deliberate and systematic destruction, in whole or in part, of an ethnic, racial, caste, religious, or national group”. Get your definitions straight Pro-Life.
The university doesn’t allow the penis/sexual artwork but it’s okay for me to walk past gruesome abortion pictures on my way to class at the PUBLIC bus loop? Think about it.
The Pro-life is not “anti-choice” and just like Pro-choice isn’t “anti-life”. Please don’t intermix these terms.
I feel like video taping people with out their consent is illegal; not to mention I don’t wish to be part of your protest.
I am pro-CHOICE not pro-ABORTION. I am also not a fascist, or an accessory to murder for supporting the right to choose.
Thursdays is quiz day- after the quiz, 3/4 of the class leaves? Seriously? That is so damn rude Neuro2600.
Whose meat do you have to beat to get more Vegan-friendly food choices on campus?
To The Women’s Center, thank you for taking a stand and supporting Pro Choice. You are representing your center beautifully.
Thanks for parking 2cm in front of my car. Since you clearly think leaving people stuck is fun, I will ensure you have snow piled in font and behind your tires next time!
Is abortion genocide? Does the Pope lay eggs?
I haven’t seen the kilt guy :/
-PE250 12:15 tues/thurs
I think its ridiculous that a pro-life group can set up that bs on campus, but i cant look at some colourful dicks in the art gallery. What the actual f***?
I think its ridiculous that a pro life group can set up the signs and the bigotry they do, but I cant look at dicks in the art gallery
The annual abortion bigotry begins! Where do you draw the line for civil liberty. Is it a 50/50 split between the fetus and the mother? Or did you forget mom still has those?
To the girl at Rockerman’s. A bandaid, a penis and a bloodied tampon can all be art. Art is in the beauty of how we react and interpret the message the artist is sharing. Mr. Smirk
Hey Pro-Life group. A woman wants an abortion in the same way an animal caught in a trap wants to chew off its own leg. You get an opinion when you’ve had the experience.
Thank you to the pro-choice people who realized that the pro-lifers pictures probably weren’t campus appropriate and acted as a censor wall. Made the walk back to my car nicer .
Looking for a windless place to smoke? Follow the butts!
For you baby, I’d quit smoking, start flossing and lose 15 lbs. Just think about
Remember kids: Pro-choice does not automatically mean pro-abortion.
Dear ProLife People,
Do you really think people are pro-choice b/c they don’t know what an aborted fetus looks like? Your pictures are vulgar & aren’t changing minds.
To the guy that offered to carry my booze back for me in the parking lot by Uhall:
Thank you! haha. I didn’t get a chance to. Sincerely, the girl with absolutely no muscle mass.
To the guy with the kilt that sits outside of PE250
Rock on! You’re awesome! haha
Kjel, you’re making the paper cool again!
crazy curly haired girl: There is an improv club – email firstname.lastname@example.org !
I’m 112% sure that the pro-choice advocates are kicking the anti-abortionists asses when it comes to support from the u of l students.
Dear pro-life protestors on campus: first, move away from the Timmy’s line. Second, your posters are intrusive and affect others in a way you may never comprehend. Use your heads.
Thank you to the kind students who defended the memories of those lost to ACTUAL genocide. To whoever made the sign saying abortion is genocide, you should be ashamed of yourself.
To who ever decided it would be appropriate to allow the anti-choice nutbags show their posters outside the PE building. Wtf thanks for taking away my choice of wanted to see that.
Due to the lack of computers in the library on campus this term, could people with laptops leave the work stations with computers open for people who need the computer?
To students in UHall lecture classes: the rows are TINY! Don’t troll an entire row of desks by setting up with a pile of books, binder and laptop at the end of the row by yourself!
In a perfect world there’s someone out there confessing their deire for everone that wishfully reads through these mesages hopeing that they’re being thought about. not reality tho
Seeking buddies to ride snowboards w/ me!
Come find me. I’m the girl w/ a broken ankle w/ blue & pink in my hair.
I promise my ankle is healing & I’ll be ready to ride hard asap!
Anyone else notice the massive lack of class in Spring 2014? Hello I’m in my 4th year and have no options! I JUST WANT TO GRADUATE >:[
Gay guys unite! Why can’t we all just be friends?
Unattractive gay guy
To the guy driving the white car and a windshield scraper:
Winter is an embarrassing season for everyone. Let me know if you’re single and like coffee.
Can we seriously get some experienced workers down in the U Hall Subway?! I understand being slow and bad service when you first open, but its been long enough!
Question for the anti-choicers: If abortion is made illegal, what should the punishment be for women who get them?
There is no improve club of some sort on campus, or there is and I am that oblivious that I do not know of it?
Sincerely, crazy curly haired girl.
Now that I have your attention, check out prizedpixels.ca for more info on how to submit your digital art and win awesome prizes!
To Cute Girl,
It was right on the path between the apartments and RVT just a little past the bench, I hope it’s you. So we can go for coffee when I catch you.
Guy in Red
To the girl with brown hair and auburn eyes at CJ’s around noon today with your blonde friend. I think you’re the most beautiful woman I have seen, just needed to say.
So… the Red fort Cafe sells shawarma and its effing delicious. It is waaaay better than Subway. Tony Stark and the rest of the Avengers would approve!
How does everyone feel about the “my culture is not a costume” argument/adverts? I just witnessed a fight on FB about it & wondered what my fellow students feel.
OH EM GEE. I am so excited for Booster Juice on campus!
I don’t care about microwaves… Where can I find a water kettle? The ‘hot’ water from the urban market is lukewarm and I feel like a criminal for not paying.
To the people complaining about no crossword:
The Zoo has one on their ‘upcoming events’ pamphlet.
Maybe that will appease you for five minutes.
OMG! I’m the guy in the kilt who sits outside PE250. Sometimes I wear 3-peice suits as well.
to the magic players in the zoo looking for more players: how welcoming are you to new players who just watch youtube videos of magic?
Magic in the zoo?! When? I’m in!
Just because I know how to knit
does not mean I will make you a scarf,
toque, and mitts …
for free … in one weekend
GET MONEY GET PAID!!
This facility is a joke. They should try caring about their students instead of stressing them out and using unneeded restrictions.
I love you
To the bro who was sitting behind me in the QUIET section of the library… Stop popping your gum, PLEASE. It is super distracting.
It makes me sad to know that my “Gali’s” crew managed to keep the leather couches in good shape for 3 years before we broke one… The new ones lasted all of one year. *SIGH*
Once in a while someone will say how they actually feel and it’s messy and vulnerable, and far too rare.
Don’t be a Zombie.
sidenote: Guy with beautiful eyelashes, you’re cool.
To: The nurse from Calgary that was dressed as a mime, you lost your voice at Pulse on Saturday night. I ended up losing you, but I would love to meet up some time!
To the guy who sang along to GoodBye Earl with my friend and I last night, thanks. It made out night a whole lot better
-Maryanne and Wanda were the best of friends
To the tall, long haired guy at Starbucks with the cute accent: I’d let you steam my milk any day…
From: “Xtra hot” Chai Tea Latte
At least my bangs are reasonable – SpiderSean
To the unattractive gay guy, and the lonely gay guy
Think we could hang out and be friends?
From, the Shy, unattractive, lonely, gay first year in the Pride Centre.
Dear library girl,
I left you my # and I want to meet you.
You’re the one…
No, not for me…
Your curves are dreamy, I need to meet you…
I can’t, too nervous…
To the student who compared his tough class to the Holocaust. Do NOT ever make that comparison because there is none. I think an education on the Holocaust is in order.
Going to try the subway diet this year, except for breakfasts and weekends. Thanks Aramark foods.
To answer the question of “Who is John Galt?” He is a neck bearded libertarian who reads too much Rand and not enough anything else.
To the person who saw me sleeping in Uhall, thank you, they are really comfy
Lonely Gay Guy, not all cute guys are str8. To fellow mo’s on campus, the greater gay community here is inclusive not exclusive. Saying hello doesn’t hurt. Get over yourself.
The cheery umbrella
Exiting the comedy club
Splits its side
Was wondering what a TLF was because people always talk about them. So I googled it, first result: tight little fanny
To all the starving students that require a microwave: B block beside the computers. ~Non-starving-Non-student.
Dear guy with the kilt who sits outside of PE250,
you make me smile.
To the guy in the maroon shirt sitting in the back row of archeology… you’re really cute
To the girl who left your polka dot panties behind Kanai… I do not want to see that when I am walking to my 8 am class. Keep it classy…
Dear Lonely gay guy,
You are not alone
Sincerely, Unattractive gay guy
P.S Pride Centre has a microwave for anyone to use
When will the electricity get turned back on in the bus loop at night…?
Girl who feels like she is gonna get raped
I love seeing the quote “Who Is John Galt?” everywhere. Keep it up whoever you are.
Thanks to Dr. Schultz for putting a Harry Potter reference in our last moodle quiz. I almost burst out laughing until I realized I was in the testing centre!
-Bio/Harry Potter nerd
A big thank you to ALL the people who have given me rides, held the door for me, helped with my bag. Srsly.
+1 Faith in humanity.
You all da best.
-Girl with broken ankle
I, too, would like to know where all the microwaves on campus are!!
I just checked that band called Speed Racer… They aren’t that awesome… They are amazing. Keep up the good tunes TLFs.
Dear sexy boys! Grow that gorgeous hair long and moustaches. I can’t get enough! Love, that gorgeous waitress from the zoo. Come out and visit me.
Derp, derp derp, derp derp derp, derp derp derp derp, DEEEERRRRPPPP!
Asexual awareness week? Im asexual. A-sexual being.
Chem lab would be easier if I didn’t have such an attractive lab proff..
What’s more irritating, the fact that the meliorist posts TLFs about people complaining about no crossword, or that the meliorist simply won’t put the crossword in the paper?
I love your sweaters, your hair, your shoes, your hellos; I love your FACE. Awesome amazing people here. Smiles all around.
The “whole super heave scarf indoors fashion thing” is for those of us who require extra warmth to function; if it were socially acceptable to wear snuggies in public, I would.
I run for my aunt, who passed away from breast cancer
I relay for my dad, a colon cancer survivor.
Dear cute guys at UofL,
why do all of you have to be so straight?
Sincerely, lonely gay guy.
Speed Racer is the BEST band to come out of Lethbridge. Ohff yeah mates, good job on the album. Everyone else sucks compared to you guys. http://www.soundcloud.com/racerspeed
The Campus Women’s Centre will be hosting Body Positivity/ Disordered Eating group sessions on campus, Nov. 5 and Dec. 3 at 11am in L1034.
Cheers to the girl who held open the door by Starbucks for me even though the other automatic door was already open who says chivalry is dead?
Happy Asexual Awareness Week!
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sell the rod for drugs.
To the guy who gave me a double double in the Library Tuesday night, you made my whole night of studying better! Thank you!
Good Karma coming your way
I’m the worst Gay. The end.
Guest@UofL – figure your sh*t out
Can someone PLEASE tell me where to find a microwave on campus? #starvingstudent
Does anyone wanna play Magic in the Zoo with us? Laura always win and it gets repetitive
Fellow with the beard at open mic night- you were HILARIOUS! Sorry for the tough name, hopefully next time you’ll have a joke for it
To the cast and crew of “The Normal Heart”: You did an exceptional job and broke my heart. Kudos.
Dear Guy in Red,
Maybe I’m delusional & the cute girl is not actually me haha! Was it right between residence buildings?Regardless, coffee will follow after you catch me.
Does anyone at the UofL actually know what a cabaret is? Look it up in a dictionary! It certainly bears no resemblance to the “Cabarets” here. We need a real cabaret!
Staircase etiquette. down stay on south side, up north side
U Hall needs a water bottle refill station.
Dear Toga Guy,
You are adorable. Stay Golden.
Dear cute girl,
Maybe we can go grab some coffee and go for a walk some time if I can catch you! Maybe you can help me out so I can see you again! :p
Guy in Red
She doesn’t even go here!
Dear Guy in Red,
If I am the confused girl you’re talking about-Cool. I like coffee and long walks. Catch me if you can.
That Cute Girl
When are we all dressing up? Thursday- which is officially Halloween? Or Friday- because then we can all go out after?
I understand that the entrance to the Library isn’t technically the “quiet area”, but that doesn’t mean you come stomping in and talking as loud as possible. It is still a library.
to do the dude snoozing in uhall at 9 am on a friday morning, I’m really loving the ghostbuster pants.
To the owner of the other beautiful green jeep liberty, we should park beside each other more often so that people can behold the beauty of our two jeeps!
Dear fit people at the gym, what’re you still doing there? You’re already done!
Love, girl who needs the machines and mats
Everyone who uses public transit:
We should all talk more on the bus, it’s kind of a lonely ride
Can we please not HACK and COUGH like we’re dying in the library
I get that its not your fault but its extremely distracting to listen to for 5 hours. Figure it out!
Dear guys on D3 who were passing the football back and fourth the other day, you’re very attractive. Visit one of the common rooms below you
-Girl on a lower D-Level
People: the halls/stairways are like a road. Walk on the right and slow moving people stick to the far right and there won’t be any problems.
2. Down- Newspaper without a crossword. Rhymes with Smelliorist.
I wear kilts now; kilts are cool!
Seriously though: part campaign; part heritage; part fun; all awesome!www.facebook.com/kiltup4cancer @kiltup4cancer
thx 4 asking
can someone please explain the whole dont wear warm clothes when its cold outside fashion thing? its functional “super heavy scarf hater,” we all walk outside.
Dear kids on D3, can you stop having floorcest when we’re trying to sleep, or any other time of the day? Find a different room, D2 doesn’t want to hear your sex life anymore
Dear Shy Guy,
I think shy guys are super cute. Don’t worry! You’ll find someone out there who will think your shyness is super adorable. =)
Love, Shy Girl
to the guy who couldn’t decided which “roller coaster” to ride, most theme parks allow access to all the rides – on a side note, be quiet in the study lounge, we can hear you.
Dear guy in my Women Gender Studies class, you should cheat on your diet because you make me feel fat when you take out all your healthy food
My super heavy scarf indoors also functions as a blanket (you mad?)
Or you know, a noose for those that make fun of it:]
Dear attractive blonde who always shows her midriff. Although I do appreciate your superior attractiveness, you look rediculous. Its cold outside, clothes are required.
Are there any girls out there who actually like shy guys? Or do I just have to keep annoying girls with my awkwardness until I find one who thinks it’s cute?
Headbanger Society Presents: Penitentz, Ruby Plumes, Dirt and Death Pledge @ The Slice Oct 26. $10 at the door, $5 if you dress up in your Halloween costume! \m/
can some brave soul snap a picture of simard when he is teaching so I can make witty memes about him?!
Regdar the Warrior doesn’t afraid of anything and is not impressed by the wimpy and puny Aramil the Ranger. Bask in the glory that is Regdar the Warrior history nerd girl
Cute girl that turned around on the path today when i said hey what’s up and you turned around and I was on the phone, to bad I didn’t get to talk to you as well! Hey! Guy in red
Open Access Week is Coming.Chuck Humphrey’s presentation on Open Data *Location Change: Level 10, Library* October 24 @3pm. RSVP to romany.craig@uleth
Big thanks to Professor Macdonald for letting us Skype with the author of our textbook in 4070. That was super cool of you.
To people that goes at the library and just keep chatting about what you did for the weekend, Please just stay out of the quiet area.
I feel the need to let everyone know, the best barista on campus ain’t at Tim’s or S-Bux, its Madeline at Campus Coffee. Girl makes my day, every day.
The Kilt is most likely for the awareness campaign Kilt-up for Cancer! Check it out on Facebook, it’s a great cause!
Just because the guy next to the spot you want parks like a jerk, doesn’t give you permission to also park like a jerk! I was parked nicely a spot over first, be respectful!
You know exactly what you did.
I am so glad we aren’t friends anymore.
All you ever did was complain and hold me back.
Many will like you, but no one will ever love you.
Join the PRIDE Centre for Queeraoke at the Bordello Saturday, October 19 at 10pm!
Why does sitting at starbucks on a mac automatically make you a hipster? It’s not like I was wearing plaid, a scarf, or skinny jeans… The people at starbucks are fun to talk to!
If you go on 3 dates and she tells you she loves you, that is a good sign to run the F*ck away right?
To the guy with a 6th sense for Headshots, The goalie of “INFINITY” has a name, see you in playoffs! I won’t bite…to hard. Thanks; means more than you think! ps, apology accepted
Petition to renovate the library to look like the one at Hogwarts.
With the lack of automatic doors on campus, I get 10 extra chivalry points every day. Keep holding them doors open!
I just want to find a guy who will go to the gym with me and then cuddle me while I binge on icecream, is that so wrong!
To the Furry-girl who came to Shoppers with ears and a tail:
Although I think your subculture is as weird as hell, don’t stop being your own person.
Mad props for bravery.
We will look at hyper chem just for giggles here. Why? Well because we can!
It’s hard enough to hear the prof. Please stop making it harder and be quiet.
So…tall people club? Over 5’11 can join. Continuation from last years? Meet at studio every Thursday!
What is up with our ‘drug card’ black out period being extended to Nov.1 because the Uni didn’t submit their paperwork in time??! Not that I need my drugs… but I need them.
The fellow in the kilt is wearing it as a means to bring attention to male specific cancers. See kilt-up4cancer.com for more info!
CKXU Rules! And guess what??? Its not only available on the FM dial, meaning you can tune into UnderSound Radio for the best in Bass Culture fri@11pm online! ckxu.com/listen-live
I just witnessed two really good looking guys singing “Beautiful Soul” by Jesse Mccartney to a girl in front of starbucks. Will one of you serenade me next time? – Girl by the wall
To the blonde in the grey shirt handing out oatmeal on thursday, You have the most amazing smile! I was sitting at starbucks doing math and couldn’t get it out of my head!
It’s fun to argue the pro-choice vs pro-life debate but shouldn’t we all be tackling the issue that people end up in situations where they feel they need one in the first place?
To the person who put Sharknado on the shared drive, thanks for keeping me entertained in my lab!
Coffee Company > Starbucks
The girls working at the uHall subway can learn a thing or two from Joe at Tim Hortons…
Neon haired girls… keep doing your thing
Stop being a passive aggressive snitch and go say hi to her! Ya you! GO for it bro!
How did the Chemistry Department manage to get so many good-looking guys?!
If you’re next to someone you love, tell them now
I never buy food at the university, but the one time I did from Urban Market, and it was fantastic! Keep up the great work!
Lesson learned today; get more than 4 hours of sleep per weeknight. Otherwise by Thursday you may think that 90+30=100.
Mark your calendars! Chuck Humphrey presents for Open Access Week on Oct. 24 @3pm Andy’s Place (AH-100). Wine and cheese reception follows. RSVP to email@example.com
Can someone please explain the whole super heavy scarf indoors fashion thing?
To the fellow in the kilt,
Why do you wear them???
Is it a proud display of your Scottish heritage.
Or do you just wear it for fun??
Appreciative guy in O-chem: Thank you;) coffee &/or study session sound great! Name the place & time…As for combining organic compounds…will we be in cis or trans? Blonde Kris.
If you decide it’s a good idea to dress up like Waldo for Halloween, eventually I’ll find you and slap that red and white toque off you stupid head
Don’t do school, stay in drugs
If you don’t like cardigans, then flip you!
I have been here for five years now, why hasn’t Tim Horton’s figured out how to accept Tim’s cards? How hard can it be? Starbucks knows how :-/
Chances are if you are sitting at Starbucks on a Mac, you feel like a hipster because you ARE a hipster.
Wanted: Attractive female, 5’4, socially aware, must enjoy turtle racing and be taking philosophy of mind with Sean.
Come register for the Hoof-it run, proceeds go to the su food bank. Come register in the su atrium or online at racepro.ca/hoofitrun.
Not only do you rock! But you are a Organic Chem GOD!!!
Relay for Life table in SU this week till the end of the month and sign up!
Nov 1 7pm-7am Zombie and Monster Theme
Come on by and ask the beautiful people all your questions!
Taylor!?! Taylor is that you?? Taylor come back
Beauties of Tssut’ina
Dear Urban Market,
Your bruschetta pizza is delicious. Please serve it with a stick of gum though.
HEY. It does not matter if there are only two minutes left in class, if the professor is still talking, you are not. I’m looking at you, PSYC2330. STAHP IT.
Nothing good can come of this:
Glass Art & Pottery
Nov 8 & 9
Fri. Nov 8 (11 am – 9 pm)
Sat. Nov 9 (10 am – 7 pm)
Westminster Community Hall
(Beside Westminster Pool)
411 – 16th Street North
The girl who sits alone, against the wall at starbucks on tuesday/thursday in the purple toque is gorgeous.
Seeking a girl with a haunting voice to write song music with. – new folk writer
Praying for snow, is it almost time to shred??
I wear tank tops to advertise that you do not want to know me
Sitting at starbucks on a mac. Man I feel like a hipster.
To the owner of the green jeep liberty in M lot. I really enjoy parking beside your beautiful jeep. Mine Might be the other green jeep liberty!
To all Starbucks employees,
You truly make coming to Starbucks a privilege! Thank you for being awesome with a shot of caffeine! Stay fantastic!
I love that Joe is in the Uhall Tim Hortons! He is so cheery- makes everyday better!! Thanks Joe! <3
Anyone else kinda think its BS that Mgt gets reserved rooms for group work everyday? I do group work too… #forcedtobookaroom #awkward
If you catch a creeper staring at you unabashedly, please don’t be alarmed. I was just admiring our impeccably dashing and well-dressed student population we got goin on. loooove.
To the Starbucks guys, the one with dark hair. ;P
To the guy in CompSci1000, yes we understand John isn’t the best at English, there’s no need to correct everything he makes mistakes on. Stop trying to be the next Bill Gates.
Women’s soccer team looking for a goalie and out players for city league. Games are Friday nights. Contact Mary PE228. 329-5164
A. McC., Juno has tons of hilarious lines… not sure what you mean by “no jokes.” It’s also 1 of the 1st awkward family dramedies that became popular after that. It’s a classic.
If someone is at a table alone in the library & the lib. is busy, dont complain we are taking up space; just ask to sit down & I’m sure we’ll say yes. Just dont be annoying
UofL trolls women’s team reamains undefeated! Way to go ladies!!!
To the goalie of “Infinity,” way to take it! One of the only female goalies, you are a true champ playing there against all us men. Way to be. Sorry about the headshot…
The horns rugby team should take up some of the trolls girls, they’ve got some serious talent on that team!
Well played vs MRU and UofC! The way your 8 and flank connect is wicked!
U of L the internet is shit because you got invested in shit internet. Again. Enough with the excuses.
Dear Dr. Shultz,
You’re such a good prof, but would it kill you to give us a few extra minutes for tests???!?!
- Bio 2000
Loving all of my Delta Pledge class and future sisters in Delta Eta Iota! You all are wonderful and make this University Experience worthwhile! <3
Come buy a Halloween Candy Gram from the Delta Eta Iota “Lambda” pledge class! $2.00 for the gram and .50 cents extra for a personal message!
Hey Oct 4th Egg White Ladies.
Uhall Subway staff do not deserve to be sworn at b/c they didn’t have your egg whites. Sorry you waited for nothing- grow the hell up.
Ppl in Rez: socializing is fine but not so when the whole floor can hear you. Plz find a room and close those doors. Laughter is good, but not when you’re not part of it.
Girls whispering in Neurosci 2600: we can hear you. It’s already hard to understand the prof. Please don’t make it harder. Don’t come if you’re just going to talk. It’s annoying.
If something is growing, isn’t it alive? If something has human parents, is it not human offspring? And we humans deserve human rights, don’t we? firstname.lastname@example.org
I am so sick of hearing people complain about a class. There are plenty of people that want to be here & can’t afford it. Quit your b*tching!
“You can’t like someone else’s ex-boyfriend, that’s like the rules of feminism”
To “cute girl”
Which “cute boy” in which “1000 level classes” you talking about?
coffee sometime may happen if he knows who he is (and knows you)!
All curious “cute boys
There’s a huge difference between the modern TLF’s and the vintage ones! Students used to quote philosophers and stuff! Now there’s just terrible jokes and Internet memes.
Hey! History nerd girl! …cute freckles
I appreciate the construction workers’ efforts to restore our campus and I know some noise is inevitable, but could you please not have loud phone conversations in library level 9?
Newspaper without a crossword. Rhymes with Smelliorist.
To the chick studying neurosci, blasting shitty edm from her laptop and sniffling upstairs in the library, you are the worst. -everyone around you
Crossword clue 1. Newspaper without crossword puzzle, rhymes with smeliorist . 9 letters
Just want to give a big shoutout to the best roomie ever!!
Girbav you are my love – going to be a good year girl!!
Love yaaaaaaa! xoxoxoxox
To those interested in steampunk visit Lethbridge Steampunkery on facebook for meeting times and to ask questions!
- Local Steampunk club member
Blonde Kris in organic chem: You are gorgeous! Thanks for brightening my days. How about a coffee or study session? I’d like us to combine our organic compounds. Appreciative guy.
The embarrassing stories section is great – only wish there was a way to anonymously submit online!
You know it’s cold in the school when you can feel the warmth off your pee ~concerned male
Dear Tim’s Joe and Starbucks Katie – you are legends of kindness and smiles.
Is it new Subway policy to be as stingy as possible?
Come try Wheelchair Basketball
When: Thursdays, 7:30-9pm
Where: Lethbridge YMCA
Why: Have fun, challenge yourself, and meet new people
Have you heard of sledge hockey?
Come try it out on Thursday Oct 10,
Nicholas Sheran Arena
All are welcome!
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IMPORTANT! Please please boys, BURN all your newsboy caps!! They are an even bigger turn off than the peacoat with the backwards hat(please refrain from doing that as well though)!
The Library’s Thanksgiving Day weekend (October 12-14) hours are: Sat(Oct 12): 10am-6pm; Sun(Oct 13): 1-9pm; Monday(Oct 14): CLOSED. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
Sometimes I wish I was back in the Bridge chilling with my boys in CZ. Missing Lethbridge life. Oh well, Hiroshima in a week! ~Tora
To the private pooping 5th year. The first rule of private bathrooms is that you don’t talk about private bathrooms. Shhhh! Keep the secret.
A big thank you to whomever chased the coyote out of the parking lot and allowed me to get safely to my car on Tuesday night. You are a true hero.
Womans Choir! No audition, at the YWCA on Tuesdays at 7:15. Come join! Always welcome.
Hey women! Despite what some certain clubs say, you have control over your own body. Don’t be afraid to make your own decisions regarding it. Let judgemental jerks be damned!
I want to be a meliorism pg 3 guy!!
To the girl with a nose ring in the front left corner of the 11AM MWF Chem 1000 class: You take beautiful to a new level. -The White Fox
Many thanks to the one(s) responsible for turning in my ipod touch found near W767. I hope their integrity is rewarded to them tenfold.
Hey first years, high school is over now, so you can stop being extremely obnoxious before class. Thanks
To all my Kappa Pi Chi sisters. I seriously cannot imagine university without you gals. You seriously make it 1000000x better!! xox
It’s time to take a little more pride in how we express ourselves. Using the “F bomb” every second word is not necessary as highly educated students. Time to open up a dictionary!
Missing Black & White cat on west side of Lethbridge (near Blackfoot Terrace). Email email@example.com if you find him. He’s 2 years old with white paws and chest.
to that cute boy in my 1000 level class,
you raised your hand.
I want to live in a world where I can eat endless toaster strudel. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!?!?
What’s the best thing about being a 5th year? Knowing where all the quiet bathrooms are so you can poop in peace.
MWAHAHAHA! Soon, the entire university will fall under the control of me and my purple dog! First here, then the world! MWAHAHAHAHA!
If you see a Unviersity of Lethbridge Trolls Rugby women’s player congratulate them on an amazing tournament in Idaho!! Took home 3rd place with only one loss. Big things coming.
The new Vintage TLFs section is interesting but I seriously can’t tell the difference between the vintage and the modern! The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Dear Riley Miller,
you’re the guy every 1st year wants, if only I had a chance!
-Every girl on campus
What does being an “African Male” have to do with your fighting prowess?
From the Starbucks Guys: which one of us is fetching?
Dear First Years:
May your pants be tighter than your wallets – particularly if you’re a guy. We expect a better performance than last time. See you at Tight & Bright.
Cheers to urban market having a variety! I’m all for subway but it’s nice to be able to switch it up
Any MMA clubs on campus? I am looking for sparring partners, not afraid.
Style: Muay Thai/Catch Wrestling
Record: 44-0 . 40 Knockouts, 4 technical submission
To the person who hit the deer on Valley Road, how are you driving fast enough on that road that you couldn’t avoid the deer on it?
Quiet places to study do not include places where people eat, if you choose to study there, don’t demand others need to be quiet for your convenience. Learn your place.
To super-awesome Katie now working at Starbucks, all of us at Markin Hall miss your big smile and great service! Aramark, you need to train all your people in Katie-ness.
Big thumbs down to all the smokers lighting up outside the Markin south doors. Take a lesson in what that cigarette with the red circle and slash over it means. Boo! cough, hack…
What’s the difference between a tune, a piano, and glue?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna… As for the glue, wel I thought you’d get stuck on that.
i would be interested in photographing steampunk fans and models, e-mail me at karl.johnston(at)uleth.ca
Hey any steampunk fans out there? looks fun and i wanna get into it
In search of Frusciante-esque Musician Type. Must be able to kick a hole in the sky. I’ll be your Dani California if you be my Sir Psycho Sexy! (We won’t tell Anthony.)
DEAR JOE FROM TIM HORTONS
please come back to the PE building!!
We all miss the extra love you put into every order
To that sups fab blondie. Gurl. You werk it. #yougoglencoco
Who do I have to blow to get a crossword?
Joe from Tims you are the best person ever. I strive to live my life like you because you are always positive no matter what. Keep it up and thanks for the coffee!!!
If you steal from one author it’s plagiarism, but if you steal from many authors then it’s research.
Hey UOL university mates, looking for some friends to spend good time, any one interested !
Please sit quietly until the prof dismisses you. None of this packing up early behaviour. I’m looking at you, disrespectful children of psyc2330.
Hiroba/tivoli staff: You always give the best customer service. So thankful for you guys! Keep up the great work!
“I really like the camel toe those leggings give you” -said no one ever
To Greg Patenaude,
Sincerely, every Organic Chemistry Student ever
“Who are you? How’d you get in here?”
“I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.”
Hey! I’m talking to all of you! Stop packing up early. Class ends at a scheduled time, not 5 mins before that time. It’s disrespectful to the Prof and those who are here to learn.
Joining Kappa Sigma was something that changed my entire university experience. And the only regret I have is not joining earlier. There is nothing quite like it.
~ Royal Adkin
Bud you couldn’t wheel a tire down a hill
Is it just me or does it seem like there are WAY more students than last year.
-feeling like a sardine
To the people in the library who sit at a desk with a computer but aren’t using it. Could we please leave the computers open to those who need them?
The only things I read in this paper are Garrett Bishoff’s articles and the TLF’s. People need to start submitting more TLF’s!
If you are sitting in uhall by an outlet and are not using it- and are surrounded by open tables, please move.
- Has more homework then my battery can handle.
Hey Lethbridge! Witness the fitness baby!
To the Starbucks guy,
you’re incredibly fetching.
The fitness center is not a hang out spot, leave if you’re not working, you’re taking up space! WAR yoga pants…
Dear profs, if you expect us to finish our snacks on break please supply microwaves where it won;t take 5 minutes to reach one. OR give us a longer break please.
To the Bearded Guy in PE after my night class on Mon., Sept. 23,
I agree, corduroy pants and flip-flops do make a great combo.
Thanks for your nice smile, keep being awesome!
To the comment that Urban Market has less of a selection than CJ’s did, did you even go to CJ’s?
Anyone else noticing the amount of their classes going fully on-line (tests, quizzes, and assignments)? Is it a green thing or a conincidence it’s after the budget cuts?
In response to the comment on calculus assignments. See: Budget Cuts. Re: Queen Redford. #ItIsAffectingStudents
To whoever rescued my blue brush from the girls change room counter when I forgot it there Thursday night- my flowing locks would appreciate its return!
Toured Nara today, chilled side by side with some deer! Heading to a Hanshin tigers baseball game today! Can’t wait to see the Japanese’s wild side! Hiroshima in October!
Vokey, next time Louis Armstrong – Tom Waits has nothing on him!
Your PSYC 2030 students
To Drew the sexy guitar guy, you are sexy and awesome.
Hey freshmen! Remember when Super Mario Kart was released? No, you don’t, because you weren’t born yet. (In related news, half the people reading this now feel old as f*ck.)
Making extra prep for busy times is a fundamental of restaurant cooking. This concept seems to be evading the calzone/pizza people at Urban Market.
Guy says he can make it from uhall to PE in under 2 minutes… K bud, if you wanna blow smoke go have a dart.
Come out and try WHEELCHAIR BASKETBALL
October 2 at 7pm
at the Lethbridge YMCA.
See you there!
Erik W. in Animal Phys, you’re perfect. Coffee sometime?
To Andrew McCutcheon,
If you’re going to bash Harry Potter’ you’re fighting a losing battle.
The Potter Fandom
Make sure to learn about groups and clubs or ask questions before bashing an amazing club on their first meeting. Thanks.
Thinking of starting a mob because of the lack of crossword…… Who is in?
Dear RA Landry. We kissed at Kummoniwannalaya and it was magical. Call me. – D/E 3 Resident
Amy, I loved you but now I am happier than I have ever been. All is well.
Roommate needed anytime soon
North side apt, $500/month for everything
firstname.lastname@example.org for more info
Paterson on the girl’s soccer team is SO HOT . I wish I had an excuse to talk to them
To the girl in the teal jacket who held the door for me at the pool. Pretty chivalrous. Pretty rad.
Hey shirt girl, I heard you complaining about the weather when I was standing near you in the taco line-up on September 18. Sensual.
Does anyone ever take a moment to consider that packing up your things (noisily, too) 10 minutes before class is over just makes you look like a disrespectful dickpickle?
The last few days I have seen an cute, freckly brunette in the gym.
Tonight you were wearing a pink long sleeve and orange trucker hat. You definitely get down to business.
a pleasant change in scenery now.
Sick of seeing so many dicks in the sports and rec changing room! High time we had co-ed changing rooms. We’re all mature and educated people here. I’m sure we’d all appreciate
Congratulations to “Urban Market” for providing even less of a selection than CJ’s
I am pretty sure I fall in love at least 500 times a day! So many beautiful people this year!
Dear Female redheads,
Keep being gorgeous.
Interested in volunteering for Open House on Oct 5? Contact Kristina Madarasz at email@example.com for more information!
If you insist on making us walk around your ugly snow fence in lot E, then at least make it so we don’t have to go single file around the bikes… Jerks.
To the person that turned in my keys last Thursday just outside PE250, you are marvellous!! Thank you so very much! If I knew who you were I would buy you a beer!!
Where’s my crossword Mr. Meliorist?
The Arts are how the broken people begin to heal the world.
Why is it that girls are more attractive when you don’t know about their attitude?
If you are in/on the hallway/sidewalk walking 3 people across and don’t have the decency to move out of the way, I’m not stepping into traffic for you. MOVE OVER or body checked!
If you signed up for Chess Club and didn’t get an email, please email firstname.lastname@example.org subject: You Missed Me! and ask to be added to the mailing list. –bad handwriting!!
To the guy behind me returning his books during the first week of classes. You are super cute!- From the girl who was in front of you
Dirty? Bring your vehicle to Scores, Saturday the 21st, from eleven to five thirty for a car wash! $20 clean and rinse to support your local male and female modeling team!
I hear uleth is installing a zipline to uhall in order to avoid fixing the pedestrian paths
Lets get jiggy like a jigsaw?
Dear First Years:
It’s time to step up your game. Fourth years should not be more embarrassingly drunk at Kummoniwannalaya than you.
Partied last night in Kyoto at an All-you-can-drink bar, then went clubbing! Caught the first train home at 5 in the morning. Lifes good
The “Musical Theatre Society” change their name to the “Drama Games Society”. I wish they would actually do Musical Theatre related activities. They seem too unorganized.
Shout out to The cool kids in Math 3200. Geometry 4 lyfe.
L950 on level 9 of the Library is available as a drop-in computer lab when not scheduled. Take advantage of the creative and productivity software (http://bit.ly/14Myh6b) there.
Hey Salad Guy, Nice to see you up to your old saldy tricks. Maybe some time we could toss around some croutons.
xox Your Library Nutrition Admirers
If time is money, doesn’t that make an ATM a time machine?
Regular naps prevent old age, especially when taken while driving.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
Kinda wish the meliorist would put a list of what was happening during the week as before i.e. open mic nights at pubs, special shows, etc.
The first year history major known as Naydawg is a sexy beast
“You send my life whirling, darling when your twirling on the floor” – The Avett Brothers
I wish the Avett brothers would come to Lethbridge –> folk music lover <–
Elliot Brood – Thursday Sept 19 – 9PM – The Slice
It is a full time job being as swelled as me all the time!
There are two types of people in the world. 1. People who pee in the shower, and 2. Dirty f*cking liars
To the girl who was sitting in front of me during psych, THANK YOU for looking at gifs the entire time, a special thanks for stopping at the Harry Potter ones for an acceptable amount of time–you stopped me from stabbing a pencil through my skull out of boredom.
I would do unspeakable things for a crossword in the next meliorist….
Why does it always sound like there’s crickets in the back of PE 250 during Psych 2330?
Socialize in the hallways, not the classrooms if you come early, please. Some ppl like to use the quiet time b4 class to finish a reading or to get their head in the material.
Calculus assignments should not be done online. They should however be written on paper. I wish some of the math profs knew that.
To the tall guy in khaki shorts who made an effort and turned around to hold the door open for me by the Starbucks, Thank you! You kinda made my day!
Thanks to Taylor for the lift home when I was struggling with ridiculous amounts of veggies from the farmer’s market on campus! Best ‘friendly stranger’ moment ever
To the douche-noodles who left beer cans all over campus after Fresh Fest,REALLY!? You’re 10ft from a recycling bin. SU works their ass off to put on that event, show some respect!
Welcome back to the loud groups who have, yet again, taken over Galileo’s Lounge. I don’t mind you being here but please respect everyone else that wants to use it this year.
To my bro’s back home, have a great year guys!
Missing all my ladies too!
Cheers, From Japan! Kampai!
Do you play Magic The Gathering?
Looking for some people to play it with?
Interested in booster drafts/tournaments?
Email us at email@example.com!
unless you are wearing your 90′s era bodybuilding shirt to the gym ironically, its not cool anymore. Also, super short shorts on guys isn’t attractive… at all. wear what fits
new students, please treat the community with respect. I have already heard the stories of university students acting like self righteous d-bags around town. let’s see some class!
New lines wouldn’t fix the problem that no one knows how to park between them.
University Library tours from September 16th to 21st. Book your tour at http://www.uleth.ca/lib/tours/
I wish Andrew Stewart would stop filling my inbox
You would think after the parking lot war last year with people parking like assholes and retaliating like assholes they would’ve painted new lines in lot E. Were they not doing construction right there?
Regular Library hours for fall semester begin Wed, Sept 4. Hours are: Mon-Thu: 8am-11pm; Fri: 8am-6pm; Sat: 10am-6pm; Sun: 1-9 pm. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
Interested in learning about Greek life on campus or joining a sorority? Email firstname.lastname@example.org!
Need help with C/C++ or other languages? Email Lethbridge’s best code tutor at email@example.com. I can help with assignments or when you get stuck studying!
Should TLF anonymity be enforced? Or do we allow aliases and the signing of TLFs, and any resulting attention-whoring? (See: SpiderSean)
Why is the Meliorist so inaccessible? 1-2 writers write majority of articles every week. TLFs moderated very slowly. Have to apply months in advance. Let people help & contribute!
Dear Luc in the tie dye lab coat. You seem pretty groovy. Coffee sometime?
Since the budget cuts I have given up all hope that the University will supply 2 ply toilet paper.
I think the entire premise of being a “nice guy” implies that he doesn’t make the assumption that he deserves sex. The author of that article proved his own douchebaggary.
The intramural dodgeball referees are an absolute joke. #learntherules #checktheperscriptionforyourglasses #clowns
Library extended hours run from April 12–29. Hours are: Monday–Friday: 8 a.m.–11 p.m.; Saturday & Sunday: 9 a.m.–11 p.m. Intersession hours start April 30th. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
Unlike many of u I HAVE to use the elevator. It’s not cute when u press all the buttons in the elevator when I’m trying to get to class and am already late because of my disability
The Meliorist may not like it, but the bored and boring conservatives running AB and SK are the most successful in Canada. You can’t argue 4.5% unemployment and lowest debt levels.
Correction on the TLF! Looking a female roommate. Close to University. Great place to live! The email was incorrect. The email is firstname.lastname@example.org Email for Details!!!
To the red head at that works at Hiroba, just want to say hi and that you are beautiful thought you should know
Great band to check out-
Band: Mother Mother
Songs: Hayloft, Baby Don’t Dance, Wreaking Ball, Simply Simple, Bit By Bit, Body of Years, The Sticks, Burning Pile, The Stand, et al.
The bottom floor of the library at the north-west corner.
What the fuck is that noise! Quite annoying.
To the guy sitting by the rock climbing wall- I’m surprised I saw this TLF but yes, I would love a coffee sometime!
I did feel like a creep walking by what.. 5 times?
To the girl in the red dress, and the boy she was with: Having sex on the side of the hill outside the library- Not appropriate. Hope it was good though!!
- People watching
ArtSociety & Surf Club present CLUB CARNIVAL& OCEAN PARTY April 12 Zoo& Ballrooms 4pm-1am,local artisans, clothing swap,performers PennyFortune & Small Town DJs and SWAG!
surf club family: we need a reunion asap! sending you all good vibes for finals, wishes of tight butt holes and loads of LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
To my Butterknot, you are so beautiful and sexy.
So why is it that all the different ethnic groups are against racism, yet they are racist towards Caucasians.Why are we today paying for the past. We should move one.
The Zoo is literally one of the worst run establishments in Lethbridge. The retirement of the manager will bring about good changes. No doubt.
Guy from French class I met at E entrance on Tues @~10:40
Yes my name is Katelyn, sorry for running off I was late for class. if you want to talk my email is katelyn.barclay@uleth
I am an eagle soaring above turkeys in the U of L Management Faculty.
Anyone else wishing they went to college for a trade instead of a degree? 3 years in, too late now! Just kill me please.
You’re really pretty.
Love your roommates
Hey Uleth! maybe instead of putting all that money into “fixing” the E & F parking lots, u could actually fix the potholes and cracks in E. I almost lost my small car to one today.
Saturday, I was sitting by the climbing wall, you were walking back and forth past me. I couldn’t help but smile when we made eye contact. You are a dark haired angel. Coffee?
STUDENTS OF ENGLISH 2300! Since its our profs last yr, wana do sumthing 4her? Idk how 2 email class, so dk how 2B more discrete. Email email@example.com a “yes” if intrstd
The way you spoke to me, not even being one of your students I hope I never have to be within your presence of my academic career!
- Thanks for making my easter
Dear Treebunny, you make me happy. I demand you stay in my life forever. -Batman
A special thanks to anyone who helped me when I was stuck in the elevator in the Library. You are amazing people and I wish I had gotten your names.
Kelti Boissonneault’s article reminded me that the problems complained about by Americans exist here in Canada too. We need to stop corporations from controlling the government!
Hey Uleth Students, maybe we should show a little respect to those who have to clean up after us in the public washrooms, and remove the disgusting mess we leave behind. Are we 2?
I’m confused as to why there are so many Christians around. If you’re going to worship God, you might as well convert to Islam. It’s the updated form. Quit living in the past.
MTS is having their 6th annual Way Off Broadway show on Sunday, April 7th at 8pm in the David Spinks Theatre! Tickets $5 at the door. Come out and enjoy some musical awesomeness!
I’m craving a flaffel pita but after seeing how rude & disrespectful the owner/manager was to the staff I’ve chosen to take my business elsewhere! Such an unprofessional woman! :O
Guy on elevator: “idk why they don’t play the University radio station on the elevators, then someone would actually listen to it.” Fantastic idea!
Melanie, your new hairdo rocks!
Thank you to the beautiful girl who put an extra quarter in the parking meter when I came up short Wednesday morning. You made my day!
I’d rather read my cats blog then half the articles in this god forsaken newspaper. And TLF’s? f that s in the a2m. Why should stupid people like me force their words upon people?
To the summer lover. My room stay pretty hot, you can take your clothes off there
To the blonde who whispers a lot in phys 2000 who sits right beside me. Your pretty good looking. Just thought you should know.
Dear people in 24 hour study room,
Please shut up, just because you aren’t studying doesn’t mean the rest of us aren’t.
annoyed student trying to study
I’m really excited for summer. Mostly because I don’t like clothing and summer means I get to wear less of it. A bathing suit and a light long blouse is all I need.
Adam Long (nova guy) I have the biggest crush on you. But I can’t seem to figure out if you have a girlfriend or not… So do you?
Estuary… great play!!! The snake thing -> not ok!
I just wanted to commend Ryan on his lovely article about 5 days for the homeless. It was a very thoughtful take on homelessness as an issue and the experience of the volunteers.
Looking for a female roommate! Close to university! Great place to live! For more details email me: firstname.lastname@example.org
To Joe at Tim Hortons,
You’re caring and warm spirit is awesome.
Thank you for being so personable and bubbly!
You help make long study days bearable
Recently lost a purple wallet on the 19th! if found please return it to security & keep the cash. I just need some irreplaceable things in there. Thank you!
…there once was a ribbit who lived on a vibrator and….
Keep continuing the story
Story time continued:
The TLFs are even worse now. I think the staff is a little butthurt.
I want to thank whoever wrote the TLF about 5D4H last week. You definitely made my day!
A fox named Sean Glydon
Scumbag meliorist: cuts the tlfs section down, wants more money.
Ya, that red sign that says EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY ALARM WILL SOUND means don’t open the door! And if you do accidentally open it, don’t sit there giggling about it, solve your fuckup
All in favour of turning the library’s level 10 into a study lounge and additional food outlets? Then it’s settled.
Wanted: Cute girl with dyed hair and an animal hat. Must be an artist and/or gamer.
Adventure Club! Just check out the Environmental Science & Geography Clubs. Doesn’t need to be your major We have tons of fun, great people & go on adventures! Who knew!
Love your roommates
Quiet area means no cellphone chats. I’m looking (dirtily) at you, blondie.
Dear galileos loungers,
Galileos is not a place to act like wild apes!
loudly drumming on seats and yelling is annoying
and disrespectful to others trying to enjoy the space!
Who do i have to Frappé around here to get a good Frappé!? – SpiderSean
I dont always get married, but when I do its after a 60 of vodka next to a St Patricks Throne – SpiderSean
Dear Kilt Guy, you are bloody brilliant! You make my heart go all a flutter and your accent makes me melt. “If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” <3
To Luke: The guy who bought my sandwich. Your the best man, thanks!
Meliorist, don’t change. You’re part of the culture of this university, and a few bored and boring conservatives shouldn’t change that.
Can’t somebody PLEASE wd40 the library exit doors. Their squeal sounds like Free Willy wanting his family back.
Library’s Easter weekend (March 29-April 1) hours are: Friday (Mar 29): CLOSED; Saturday(Mar 30): 10am-6pm; Sunday(Mar 31): 1-9pm; Monday(Apr 1): 10am-5pm. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
That moment when your girl sends me pictures of herself when you are not around. Sorry sir, I am winning and you are losing.
I’m pretty sure the Queen of England said the “Keep Calm” thing long before the Chive.
Shoutout to all the people who participated in the “5 Days for the Homeless”! You are all beauty’s for enduring that bitter weather!
thank you for your empathy and compassion
Did someone sale the B&S club is going on a slush cup ski trip to Kimberley.!!
Kimberly got me so wet last weekend, cum along on the B&S Club Kimberly Ski Trip- APRIL 5-7
ever seen monkeys having sex on a snowboard? – visit the B&S Club table in the PE, UHALL, and Student’s Union atriums this week.
if there is one thing i want to get on its a warm, wet, and wild………weekend in Kimberly. B&S CLUB KIMBERLY (actually this time) SKI TRIP!
Wanted: Hot party girls. Why: Ski trip.
Cute blond who works at Coffee Company, single?
Nerd Fest [MAR 21-23 at the Galt Museum]: Scott McCloud’s history of comic books, astronaut Roberta Bondar, pop culture movie trivia night + all night games night: galtmuseum.com
Please take away your bottles
Before I do
Or fruit flies and mould take over us all.
Collabaret Masquerave, March 30th, Enmax Centre at 8pm. Hosted by the Object Manipulation Club (OMC), featuring L.E.D. spinners and local DJs!
To the girl who gave me a free hot chocolate while I was at the library Sunday night. You made my day. Thanks!
Sees person with fluorescent orange hat.. “Is that a homeless person?”
To the U of L dance team: congrats on first at the Calgary Dance & Cheer competition! I was very proud to see you represent so well.
Neurosci Kris – you are absolutely gorgeous. Your joy and light illuminate me even overseas. Merci beaucoup, ma petite pomme de terre.
I would be so down for an adventure club! Lethbridge has so many fun places to explore!
Dear guy who thinks the Chive started “Keep Calm and ____” please learn your history and understand the world doesn’t revolve around the Chive
Free mustache rides on E4
Props to this year’s 5D4H crew for being hilarious, and for not being obnoxious and harassing people when asking for donations! You kids are awesome. Also, Sean Glydon is a fox.
Is it just me, or is it sad and tragic that there are people who don’t realize that “Keep calm and carry on” was ORIGINALLY a British WWII propaganda piece?
Fridays at the Zoo: Order Beef Dip with Beef Veggie Soup. Dip sandwich in soup. You are welcome.
Yes meliorist.. You made your point. Too bad all the tlfs are listed right here on the interweb. Don’t see the need for printed papers every week anyways. Aren’t you tree huggers?
I highly disagree with the premise of fundraising on a university campus. Everyday there’s some cause asking us for money. I need my change so don’t make me feel bad for not paying
To the idea of an outdoor adventure club, that would be awesome! Maybe make a Facebook page and see how many people are interested?
A huge thank you to the subway customer who found my phone and turned it in on March 14. You’re the best! — Forgetful Samsung Galaxy girl.
Blonde, front row, NEUR3600 – You would be gorgeous in any case, but sitting in the front row and destroying this tough neuro class makes it exponentially better.
Boulderfest is Saturday March 23. Come out to the fest and try over 50 new boulder problems and win some great prizes. To sign up, or for more info, visit the climbing wall!
Democracy is a joke! Our future is with the youth? Lol. We look like we need a dictator who could think for us. Pathetic.
Hahaha. These elections were a joke. Barely any voter turnout. So whoever is popular in Rez, wins. And then the Meliorist fails to get the $2 increase they badly needed. Wow!
so much ads on the TLF pages. Way to show some grace and maturity when you don’t get your way. A little subtlety next time perhaps?
To the Meliorist:
Nice try last week, posting that TLF about how the referendum failing to get the majority vote would lead to less TLFs and more ads, and then posting
To the person who dropped a brown wallet with the picture of a bike on it in CJ’s, I have left it at security for you!
Maybe take out one of the lame articles no one likes instead of taking out the TLFs because I came to this page (tlf submit) anyway to read them.
Putting an ad right next to the TLFs was OH so clever (for the record it’s the only part the students read). Try fundraising instead of complaining about not getting your 2$.
anyone else notice that most of the computer cubicles are shaped like swastikas in the library.
The only bigger chumps than individuals who have taken Knes 1000 and deem themselves educated in the field of Kinesiology are these 5 day “homeless” who panhandle for pettycash.
I think you girls chose the wrong day to wear skirts. Thanks for holding the door though! Wind warnings suck eh?
To the drunk girl celebrating her birthday at pops pub on tuesday night, thank you for shooting me with a large missile of ketchup.
Not impressed guy.
To the cute Sodexo guy who made me his first wrap on Wed. afternoon – You are awesome and adorable. You can make me wraps anytime
The Deathbridge Derby Dames play their season opener on Saturday, March 23rd, at 7 PM at the Exhibition Park N pavilion. Don’t miss it! Come on out and support local athletics.
There once was a rabbit who….
I cut across the bus loop to avoid panhandlers
Cj’s is so shitty they manage to ruin PRE-PACKAGED ice cream!
All the kool kilted katz will be at the atrium 11:45 Friday! There WILL be bagpipes!
You wouldn’t take your homework to a bar. So why do some people think it’s ok to talk through lectures? Leave if you’re bored, but if you stay, let other people focus.
Why yes, Homeless Fundraisers. I completely agree that the ladies of the University should ‘DO-NATE’.
-Sincerely, all guys named Nate.
Hey Ryan, way to make the Meliorist a worthwhile read, been enjoying you as the newest addition. Keep up the interesting stories!
Class Aves for Chem 1000, 2000, 2410, and 2500: 1.88, 1.92, 2.15, 2.03. I guess the university doesn’t see a problem here? Give your heads a shake.
Physics lab. We got charts and graphs and stuff. Complete work just as the lab ends. Click save. “Excel has stopped responding.” FUCK.
Fully torqued for Minsoo-A-Palooza tonight. Live music. Beer!
To the awesome K-Sig guy who fixed our computer and saved our project, YOU ARE THE BEST!
Johnny Mac is the best looking guy on campus!
Breaking Bad is indeed the king of shows.
RIDE THE LIGHTNING! – SpiderSean
There are people that make the internet!… Or at least a magical room on the fifth floor!
Glad the $2 levy wasn’t passed. Now to see if I can support the homeless for $2.. Ooops.. i bought Hiroba instead. Next time…next time.
TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK.
March 30 at 8pm in the Enmax Centre. No plans for Easter weekend? Come dance, relax, and enjoy LED spinning and local DJs with the OMC!
KLP I’m going to miss you in Calculus
What going to happen to the Meliorist now that it didn’t get the levy increase? Hope the TLF stick around…
Is it just me or has mimicking the Chive’s ‘Keep Calm & ____’ getting kind of over used…
Anyone wanna do a Triathlon with me this summer? Zephyrs Triathlon Team is offering free two-week trials for students. Newbs totaly welcome Text me (Jay Jay) at 403-715-2119
To the Katelyn(Possibly wrong spelling, red dress, corona hat) from Pulse on Saturday night, promised to find you again later, but didn’t manage to. This is my 2nd attempt.
Marriage isn’t a right, it’s a social institution that has been hijacked by most of the world’s governments.
Seriously?! It’s 2 am! I know it’s a Friday and over half my floor is out drinking but there are those of us trying to sleep down here. Please stop being so crazy.
One with whom to fly a kite, watch Doctor Who by candlelight, to cuddle and hug and hold real tight, and laugh all day and love all night. Please find me! With love, Lonely Girl.
Bingo girl, how about Galileo’s on Friday after this TLF section gets printed at around 4PM? If we miss that window, maybe the next bingo night?
To the blonde girl, in a black wrangler hat, in the Fine Arts building on Friday. You are beautiful! Single?
Danna in the green sweater at the Zoo Wednesday the 6th: you look like you know a lot about greenhouses. Excellent.
To Whomever left a FULL Timmy’s roll up coffee in lot E (I’m assuming by mistake.) Thanks a lot for the free coffee
The two blondes arguing in the TLFs is a perfect example of why dumb blonde jokes exist.
To the 3 guys doing chin ups in the morning of March 7 by the pool… You 3 have the nicest muscles we have ever seen!!! Keep up the hard work!
-Viewing gallery admirers
I hope people with long sentence tattoos conform to academic conduct and use proper citation. Just use Chicago, so you can hide the endnotes!
I don’t know any context in which stoning children, beating slaves and willingly agreeing to kill your son is moral. The quickest route to atheism is to read the Bible.
Sheep-eep to beards!
“True love is rare, and it’s the only thing that gives life real meaning.” -Gilmoregirl
20 minute Zoo sitter, we apologize for your wait and hope your next visit to the Zoo is a positive experience. Looking forward to selling you sweet, sweet alcohol.
SpiderSean wisdom, if you are going to send an inappropriate photo, atleast wear a nice watch/ring
If you have a french fry goldfish under your tv, your are nasty! -SpiderSean
I want to thank Candice SO SO SO much for stopping and checking to make sure I was okay. I appreciate it SOOO much! You made my day seem not so bad and it was very sweet of you
You are the coolest girl in the world! Keep on smiling that smile that cheers me up when I feel down. Always on my mind! Date? I will wait! Never know if ya don’try
To Da Boyz,
Glad to see you didnt get lost on the way to the gym..
Love Da Gurlz.
I’ll support the 2$ increase when the sports section is actually good. It should be about all the teams in season and how far we are from playoffs and game outcomes. Just sayin.
Re: Facilities Survey – I’d like to change my response of snow removal satisfaction from “extremely dissatisfied” to “so dissatisfied I can’t even comprehend the dissatisfaction.”
Dear smokers outside uhall,
Please don’t smoke outside E1, rather go to the 6th floor.
Some of us are trying to sleep.
Well guess I have to find the Doctor in galileo’s on March 30th now
Whenever I feel sad about my ex, I just remember how much my inheritance is worth and then I smile because he’ll never see any of it.
To Alex on the swim team you are my sunshine. Keep on rocking that front crawl!
Thank you to the guy who works at Tims for giving me the free danish that was a nice deed you did for a university student – girl who’s order you already know
When you leave the lecture while the prof is talking, PLEASE close the door quietly on your way out! It’s very hard to hear them talking when you keep hearing a loud bang.
Hey Neurologist, a great smile with golden nose ring at CAETL. Lets have short break with coffee nearby Black/White mouse lab!
Dear guy in the Testing Center,
It’s a sweater not a jacket!! Learn to spot sweaters that aren’t your typical hoodies!!
Girl who ended up freezing!
Vote Dee Goyal for Arts and Science Rep. He truly deserves it!
Did you know the Campus Women’s Centre is hiring a new Co-Coordinator for the upcoming 2013/2014 school year?
We really need to start an outdoor adventure club!
I think the music studios should practice in the atrium from now on! Beautiful traveling accoustics could be heard through the fine arts! Made my day!
Dear [individual of sexual interest] that I [see/met/talked to] at [campus location/nightlife hotspot]. You’re [adjective] and have the best [noun] ever. We should grab [drink].
Maybe if the Tim Hortons staff spent more time working and less time obsessing about smoke breaks it wouldn’t take 30 minutes to get a muffin.
Hey, i appreciate the anonymous compliment!
but I am seeing someone at the moment
-Matt.A with the bright blue backpack
Loud typers are going to be the death of me.
I am against the ULSU elections being a popularity/postering contest, but I couldn’t help but vote for the Joan of Arc reference. Well played, Lisa Hildebrand.
To the wonderful person who found my debit card and turned it into Security, thank youuuuuuuu!
CUISINE4ACAUSE: On march 7th go grab a bite at Streatside Eatery, Spring Rolls or Two Guys and a Pizza Place and 100% of food profits go to the MS Society!!! Eat for a good cause!
Why doesn’t the Meliorist go paperless? It reflects badly on us as a student body to be clinging to medium collapsing on global scale. Even my Grandma is getting papers online now
“51% of students polled… read only the Meliorist for their news”?! That may be the most depressing thing I’ve ever read about the U of L student body. I’m pro fee hike but OMG.
To the wonderful gentleman who handed my friend and I a fiver that one of us “dropped” walking down the stairs during Tuesday’s nightclass. You are a gem. Thank you! -Liz
What are bangers and mash? -confused man
Shout out to everyone shorter than me…….without you guys i wouldn’t be tall
Wow! That was fast! Thank you to whomever returned my missing keys! Youre a gem and im glad there are people out there like you :3
Missing! A set of keys on a purple lanyard that says Wired 96.3 on them! If found please take to security! Thank you!!! Stay classy lethbridge
Paying $2 more for the Meliorist won’t be the end of the world, but please, please try printing half as many newspapers first.
Are K-Pop fans still out there? Want to be friends?
Yann, glad to run into you. Sorry about your feet. You’re still cute as ever. Want to hang sometime?
Ottawa = scowling faces and missionary sex. It’s science!
IME 2012/2013 Presents: CUISINE4ACAUSE: Go grab a bite at Streatside Eatery, Two Guys Pizza or Spring Rolls on March 7th, ALL food profits to the MS Society of Lethbridge!
R U F’ing serious?! The library just opened in the morning, and of ALL the available space, u have to sit in a booth by me?! WHY?! Come on ppl! This always happens!
To the person who turned in an iPhone to the library Monday night, thank you for making my week a little less stressful.
Suddenly there came a Tweet from the iPad ‘neath my seat
And when upon it I did pore
Quoth @Raven: #Nevermore
Shout-out to beards.
Thanks to U of L maintenance for such quick work on the snow removal
I realize that I am a terrible person for wishing female pattern baldness upon both the “true blonde” and the “hotter blonde.” I realize it, but the thought still makes me chuckle.
To the hobbit in k208,
is it bad that I can’t formulate thought without your face, your eyes, or your voice in it?
JK you’re stupid.
I avoid going on Facebook so I don’t have to see how much fun my friends are having while I’m dying a studious death. And no, I do not mean Studios
To the 3 individuals who got out of their own vehicles to help push the car at the intersection at 1:30 on Monday afternoon, you made me smile out loud.
This natural blonde vs fake blonde tlf spat is the entire reason there isn’t a ‘chick code’ – we’d rather stab each other in the back that watch each others back.
Is anyone else a big fan of stand-up comedy? Is there a group of people that want to watch and/or perform stand-up on campus? There should be…
Sometimes I wake up from half a province away and remember that you live the life I always wanted. I’m so happy for you and all you’ve done.
Thank you U of L for bringing Tom Flanagan to speak at our university!! Epic how it turned out eh?
When did Mr. Freeze assume control of the thermostat in the library?
I don’t support the $2 increase for the Meliorist. The content seldom interests me and newspaper is a very antiquated and wasteful form of media. Time to enter the 21st century.
Happy birthday, my love! Ready for a little surprise?
Do you know what you’re doing?
In life…? Or the plan?
Oh . . .Phew!!!
(Graduation wouldn’t be so hard if it didn’t involve moving and having to make adult decisions!)
I live with the self-proclaimed human glory hole. Any interested applicants should apply within. No experience necessary,anonymous aliases preferred.
Does anybody else think the one The Fast Track worker sounds like Christoph Waltz?
To my Pronghorns jersey model on twitter from last semester, do you not work there anymore? How am I supposed to find you to ask you out? -From the guy buying flashcards.
To my friendly neighborhood atheist,
You can make literature say anything you want if you take things out of context. Do some research and try again.
God loves you!
Hey meliorist, if you want to cut down on costs why not stop printing 10x more copies than are consumed? I mean seriously, save trees, save money.
Renae-you could be hazardous to my health,a heart skipping beats and not being able to breath are not healthy but it has become normal around you-ordinary man in love with an angel
Thank you to Rob for being my Mario and saving this stranded Princess Peach from the huge snow storm! <3
CUSINE4ACAUSE: On March 7th, between 5 and 10pm, go grab a bite at Streatside Eatery, Two Guys and a Pizza Place or Spring Rolls. ALL food profits going to the MS Socitey!!
To all the men at the Jersey party,
you all looked dayum fine in those jerseys!
wear them everyday please??
son of a god damn mother fucker.
Dear DE1 & DE2 beefheads,
We are ALL sick of hearing how much you rep.
You’re not impressive. Get a hobby.
Colton Erismann is a babe
Ryan Raugust sure is attractive
Homosexual/Fetus OP; Hats off to you. You described that paradox perfectly. For that I thank you.
I don’t always go on facebook, but when I do, I like Univeristy of Lethbridge Memes
Hey Nervous Guy, go say hi to her! Whats the worst that can happen?
To whoever found my car keys near the pool and returned them to the security office- you are a lifesaver. Thank you so much!
Dear “A True Blonde”
My eyebrows match beautifully and I’m sure that’s part of the reason I get so many compliments.
Have you ever gotten a compliment?
From STILL A Hotter Blonde
HEY POOL, I CAN HEAR YOUR AQUA-ROBICS MUSIC POURING THROUGH EVERY HOLE IN THE STUDENTS UNION BUILDING. IS PLAYING MUSIC FOR PEOPLE UNDER WATER REALLY THAT NECESSARY?!
Dear “Friendly Neighbourhood Athiest”
Perhaps YOU should know the Bible because taking scriptures out of context makes you look stupid
From: Faithful Believer
To the guy in MWF 10:00 PSYC 2030 who complains and swears under his breath a lot: if you read your textbook, you wouldn’t be so lost all the time. Kindly shut up and pay attention
Tall or short. Black or white. Fat, skinny, or in between. Atheist, religious, or just not sure. Straight or crooked- We’re all in this life together, SO LETS LIVE
I’ve started thinking of our government as more like an elected dictatorship. Especially after harper’s gov’t started calling itself harper’s gov’t.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s management and the kitchen staff that suck at the Zoo. The waitresses there are ALL golden beauties
Walk into the Zoo. Three dudes are working. They sat there watching tv for 20 minutes until a waitress came on shift, then sent her to get me. WHO ARE THESE LAZY PIECES OF S***?
1) bowtie 2) fishsticks and custard 3) allons-y your butt to galileo’s on March 30! I mean it! Now- RUN!
(I’ll be the big blue box)
Dear traumatized lesbian,
I clip my nails.
An adorable butch lesbian.
Bingo guy: that’s definitely me. Where and when would you like to meet? – Blonde girl
I shall vote in the student elections the day a candidate commits to the spreading of glorious Convergence. Altman be praised!
To my love bug and the biggest dork in the world. I’m sending you rainbows and butterflies as a reminder of how special you are to me. from the lonely rhino in the cow pasture
If the Meliorist is written “for the week of Thursday, ” it would be advisable to also distribute it Thursday. You do have weekly readers, you know.
I will happily give the Meliorist $2 when they write some articles that are actually of interest to the general student body.
I left my stainless steel thermos in room C 630 on Tuesday, if someone has found it, or given it to security, I would be very thankful!
Wanted: One married couple for free round-trip vacation to Mars. Preferably a homosexual couple to prevent the possibility of SPACE PREGNANCY *insert spooky ghost noises here*
I am this man you speak of… The one they call jigglefest2
Hungry? Head out on March 7th between 5 and 10pm to Streatside Eatery, Spring Rolls or Two Guys and a Pizza Place and 100% of food profits go to the MS Society of Lethbridge!
I really enjoy this time of year when every available wall space on campus is covered in tacky posters with shitty/irrelevant memes on them.
To the sir with the name that gives life color.
Don’t worry, purple may have bad connotations.
But one day, you’ll get your Crown.
You brighten my day. And sometimes nights.
Dear blonde girl, in polkadot shirt in the library on Wednesday night. You are very pretty. That is all.
6 Months, mon amour. And happy birthday, too. (:
Hey, short haired girl with wishful thinking I didn’t recive your previous message in time, how about we meet up on march 12th at noon at the Tim’s on campus. Guy with glasses.
CUSINE4ACAUSE; March 7th go out and grab some eats at Streatside Eatery, Two Guys and a Pizza Place or Spring Rolls and 100% of the profits from 5-10 go to the MS Society!!!
Have you guys seen that show the wire?
Think you have what it takes to be a “Pork Star”? Opening March 2013 – The Smokehouse BBQ & Bar! Follow us on twitter @smokehousethe or like us on FB: The Smokehouse BBQ and Bar!
Hey did you know there is going to be a smokehouse in Lethbridge? It’s true, The Smokehouse BBQ and Bar is opening in March. I can taste the smokey meat goodness now!
Looking for a new job? Lethbridge’s newest restaurant is still hiring! Like us on FB @The Smokehouse BBQ & Bar! Send resumes to email@example.com or fax to: 403 380 3321!
To the cute blonde guy in witch hunts: I’m not confessing to being a witch but
ooh ee ooh haha ting tang walla walla bing bang, ooh ee ooh haha ting tang walla walla bing bang!
ULSU/EUS Clothing Sale – Feb.27/28 – 10am-4:30pm
All clothes under $10! Proceeds go to a PSIII scholarship!
The Lethbridge Alberta Motion Picture Showcase (LAMPS) is looking for short film submissions to show off at the Movie Mill in April! Go to lampsfest.ca for more info
IME Students Present: CUISINE4ACAUSE on March 7th, go for dinner between 5 and 10pm at Spring Rolls, Streatside Eatery or Two Guys and a Pizza Place. Support the MS Society!!!
WHICH KELSEY W… there might be a few…….
CUISINE4ACAUSE CUISINE4ACAUSE CUISINE4ACAUSE. EAT OUT ON MARCH 7TH! YOUR MOM WOULD BE PROUD! SPRING ROLLS, STREATSIDE EATERY AND 2 GUYS PIZZA! PROFITS TO THE MS SOCIETY
sometimes its like dam when does science stop being so fckin cool but honestly the answer is never
To the staff at the Campus Coffee Company who were disappointed no one had written a tlf about them this semester, now someone has.
VOTE MEGAN FOR YOUR NEW ARTS AND SCIENCE REP! Choose megan if you want MORE from your student union.
You are the chips in my soggy sandwich – AWESOME.
Shameless plug: Looking for a 5th member to join our possible League of Legends team. We’re silver level players looking for “LoLz” but are sick of “yolo-queue”. Anyone interested?
Really hope I see the gorgeous blonde angel from Essies that I met on saturday night. I can’t get your smile out of my head.
To the person that yelled shut up to the band jamming on the stairs in the Fine Arts building at 9pm on the 24th, maybe you should shut up and enjoy some good music.
If the fetus you save ends up being homosexual, will you still fight for its rights?
Hey you! Yeah, you.
Stop smiling, goof! Or someone’s going to know this is meant for you!
I know your busy Dr. Greg Patenaude, but if you have a chance to write an article; it would greatly improve the quality of this paper.
Those who enjoy a proper drink.
I like your face.
Girl with the cassette tattoo on her back at the gym. You are quite attractive!
Beware she who should not be slayed – SS
Make your voice heard and vote in the student elections! Vote for a student that cares, re-elect Victoria Wells!
You can be my Whorecrux! – SpiderSean
I love her, but don’t know what to say…or how to say it Tips?
Flat out ask? Nervous Man!
Hank is a mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. DFTBA.
@othernerdfighter Favorite hank vlogs Human Sexuality is Complicated, and Adult Female. Favorite John vlogs Surreal Dissent into Madness and How it Felt. Also An Evening of Awesome
To the random guy in the plaid shirt who bought my coffee. You disappeared before I could thank you, so….Thanks!
Haha! To the so called “HOTTER Blonde”
Don’t forget to do your eyebrows!
From A True Blonde
You would think professors would know that the 9th floor library is a silent area… Get off your cell phone! You aren’t exempt from the rules.
Last time I checked all of us in residence pay to have internet ALL THE TIME. Why is it then that the internet only works part of the time? So frustrating!
To the dark haired guy with a hat at the gym Friday night of reading week around 8:30 on the treadmill by the mats, single?
-Curly haired girl you were smiling at
What’s more fun than throwing rocks at houses? The 30th Annual ULMCC Open Curling Bonspiel is fast approaching! March 15-17. 4 people per team. Sign up at Sports & Rec. desk.
to my favourite Imgurian, myopinionis, stay classy my friend… stay classy. Jose and Banana for scale.
Hey Coffee Company man! You always make my mornings better with your genuine smile and delicious breakfast sandwiches. Keep up the excellent work! You’re the best!
Releasing a CineCoup trailer Feb 28 for a feature film being made by uleth students and alumni in Lethbridge this summer. http://www.facebook.com/RosalindRevenge.
hey library. it’s READING week. on monday the gym was open. you were closed. the rest of the week you have reduced your hours from 8-11 to 8-430. are you serious?!
Renae: why do my thoughts always find you there. It is a struggle to think of anything else because nothing else is worth thinking about.
-ordinary man in love with an angel
Hello Unknown Admirer: Thanks! I need something to kill the time when my friends aren’t around, so snapchat it is! Glad to know I don’t look as silly as I thought! – Pool Area Girl
KNES 2200 – someone needs to get Ja Rule a watch…and more swagger, if possible.
Hey students! March 1st is imgur Kindness Day. Bring a smile to someone’s face. ”No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.” – Aesop.
Real is famous.
An hour and a half in the oven to cook food? It’s the year 2013.
Interested blonde girl; I think you were first year and in a science program. If not I think I’d still like to meet you sometime – Bingo guy.
Stephanie Inman: #10 on the Jersey, #1 in my heart!
To the lovely gentleman singing as he walked from the tunnel to uhall on the 15, couldn’t stop smiling, you have an amazing voice, keep it up!
To the guy that does Absolute Balderdash on CKXU. You should not joke about beating children on your radio show. Not cool, bro.
Which one of you put PE 250 on the front page of Reddit? I’m looking at you jigglefest2…
D2, you may be able to lift lots but how functional are you?
1 arm snatch 40 lbs for reps
Overhead bosu ball squat 50 pounds
AND I can almost do a full one legged squat
Cum at me
To the champ that posted TTH lyrics in last weeks… You are a sacred and wonderful soul.
To the cute guy who saw a girl checking her car battery issue on last monday around 3pm..thank you for asking if it was ok i almost wished it wasnt so you we couldve talked more
Hey douche bags who chuck their cigarette butts out their car window..that’s how grass fires generally start in a place like Leth. It’s called littering. Show some respect.
Dear Girl Confused by Lesbian Uniforms,
You don’t even go here!!
You know you’re from Lethbridge when you think a deep and thorough blow job is something the wind does to your hair.
Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
To the guy who followed me all the way down uhall to give me back my favorite white scarf,
I’d like to say “thank you”
I know honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that’s about four inches. We go my way, it’s an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?
Dear Matt A. with the bright blue backpack, you are more and more attractive everytime I see you! Single?
To the girl in the red hoodie at the top of Psyc 2800, coffee sometime? – Nervous Guy
To the short haired girl that works at the book store you are beautiful. Keep that amazing smile going!
I’m Fat. I need to lose weight. But I still love me. And if you give me a look of disgust, I don’t care. Your opinion of me makes no difference to my unconditional love for myself.
Dear students of Engl 3700; do not let yourselves be silenced. The prof may think she can single you out, but there are others standing with you. Be respectful- but not submissive.
@scared half to death twice…
You are then 1/4 alive obviously…
To the guy supervising the Chem 1000 midterm on Wednesday night, are you a carbon sample? Cause I want to date you.
to the 2 girls in Geog 2600,
Stop complaining about GLERs! Some people actually take uni seriously, so you should probably SHUT UP!
Girl who likes paying attention
Dear John, Happy Vtines! I will try to be a more graceful winner next time I beat you in running/biking/swimming/skiing/Guesstures/general. From your girlfriend/idol
To the Ryan working in Vasey’s lab. You are the only man I am gay for. That is all.
Hey Meliorist, how come I can’t tweet my TLFs? It’s 2013 get on that
Vokey/Allen Fanfic. THIS.
Just wanted to drop a line to thank all the waitresses at the Zoo! Jay, Kris, Selin, Jo (and the rest whose names I am unsure of) thanks for always greeting me with a smile
I found the car that hit me so disregard that last post about the rear-end collision
LOST (Feb13); If anyone stumbles across a green and yellow pencil case that has a green necklace and silver earrings in it. PLEASE bring it to security. You would be my savior.
Hey D2 guy, I benched 245 once, then I turned seven. Do you even lift bro?
I’m down for a nerdfighter meet up. When and Where?
“You have to f*ck your way to peace” -Philosophy 2210
Know the bible:
1 Timothy 2:12
Leviticus 19:19; 25:44-46
Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist
Thank you to the random student in film studies who lent me a pencil after mine refused to sharpen. After 6 failed attempts, I was relieved to have someone kind around.
To the hot red head in race/ethnicity…..why you look sooo goooood!?!?
You’d think that a professor would know the english language he teaches in. Really? Go back to school if you dont know basic spelling or grammar.
To the person that returned my wallet today (Feb. 12):
You’re a champion. Thanks SO much. You saved my ass/identity/moneythatIdon’thave/life. God bless and continue to impress xx
if your looking to join or contact the tall club simply fire an email to firstname.lastname@example.org applications must include height and a list of tall activities you enjoy
but seriously…. if i were a professor i would instafail anyone who ate loud food in my classes
if i were to ever travel through space and time….. i think i would want a vodka lime
where all the tall girls at? – sincerely, the tall club
Just witnessed a sodexo staff get winded moving two armchairs in cj’s
To the person offended by sex toys,
They so ARE relevant! After all, not everyone has a special someone on Valentine’s (but rather, a special something)
To the one and only girl with died blue hair in geography 2600. You’re beautiful. You should smile more often. You make me smile every day .
GuyWithGlasses, February 15, on campus Tim Hortons in PE hall, 10am. Morning tea/coffee? Sincerely, Wishful Thinking and hoping I’m your girl.
Therr had to be at least 69 blonde girls at bingo last week…care to elaborate on that one pal?
Dear cute black boys sitting in the back corner of the library February 11 at 7 pm wearing blue shirts, either of you single and ready to mingle!? –Distracted girl
Dear D2 guy:
The problem with posting your lifts is that there is always a bigger, badder, mother trucker who can put your lifts to shame. P.S. We all know “for reps” means twice.
If the driver of the silver Grand AM in the rear-end collision at 9AM Feb 8th @ Jerry Potts/Red Crow lights is reading this, can you please contact me at email@example.com?
Steven Mosimann and Tony Russell should teach a “How to teach 101″ class and it should be a requirment to for all sceince professors.
To the ladies at the bookstore. Thanks for being understanding and helping me out when I forgot my school ID card. The world needs more people like you. Sincerely, a busy student.
All of the single, forever alone guys need to get with the single, forever alone girls… But how? seems so simple yet we are all still single and forever alone…
It’s been six years and I love you more now than ever before. Happy anniversary Stephen!
Nickelback Joke of the Week:
Two people go to see a Nickelback concert.
Short hair girl and wishful thinking, I’m sure many girls with short hair ride bus 32, but there is one in particular that I’ve been drawn to and I’m hopeful/wishful that it’s you.
To the short curly haired angel, I love that you are my best friend, and hope to always have you in my life even if it isn’t in the way I dream about. <3
Pursue or give up on the exact feeling. The Utilities are playing @ The Owl this Friday (15th). Come and feel the love. It’s a Flag Day Celebraish! And there’s NO COVER!
You said you didn’t give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr
To whoever thinks people make the internet. Shut up.
to the girls who were talking constant in the library on sunday – seriously. quiet zone for a reason.
I want to commend the Women’s Center for addressing the issues surrounding Disordered Eating. The problem around campus is MUCH bigger than anyone could realize.
When the season changed, who decided to hire Helen Keller as a valet in parking lot E.
To the guys hockey team,
So much talent and no one wants to play TOGETHER… Clearly it’s working for ya keep it up!
Dear Confused Girl,
Feel free to bring a lady friend
U of L boy willing to help
“girls in the room beside you”, can you describe those guys from the markin hall study room? -mhguys
Dear D2 guy:
Compensating for something?
And we don’t care how much you can lift as long as you work out at the gym instead of right above our heads.
Nerdfighter reporting for duty, Captain!
Nerdfighter meet up?
Bingo boy/girl: could you be more specific? There are plenty of cute blonde girls. – Interested blonde girl from bingo
To whoever wrote TICKET ME across my windshield: I would have done the same, thanks for standing up for yourself! However, my F Pass’ serial number is valid in lot FS. Sorry!
Climber girl – we need to hang out more. After mid-terms?
What the eff is Hank? DFTBA!
Don’t be so ignorant, it’s insulting.
An industry that is trying to kill off the people who’s land and culture was stolen from them is evil. Calling all INM supporters “not real canadians” is typecasting. Lemon out.
An anthropologist walks into a bar and asks “why is this joke funny?”
U of L, check out the facebook memes page “University of Lethbridge Memes”. Make your own meme. Post it. Like it. Share it. You know you want to.
Our water has been poisoned with feelings, sincerly girls from D2 with icecream and bacon cravings
If you don’t want to be mistaken for a lesbian then don’t wear a lesbians uniform. Its very confusing!
His name is Raugust but everyone pronounces it like “Ray-gast”
Girl with short hair and sat in front of me in stats last semester. You always catch my eye. Stay beautiful
Now you can stop complaining about not getting a TLF.
Here you go! Be happy!
If anybody finds a set of keys on a Skyrim lanyard please give send me an email at firstname.lastname@example.org . Thanks! (:
To the gurl taking snap chats of herself at the pool, you look amazing!!
keep doing your thang!!
Counselling Services is hosting a free Yoga class in AH100 from 6:30-8:00pm on Tue Feb 26. Yoga is a great way to relax and release stress! Please bring a mat.
Just when I feel like giving up, Lisa brings cookies. Thank you!
@Nerdfighter what’s your fave vlog? Mine is definitely the “In Your Pants” one. Except for perhaps the one where John tries to be an octopus and fails.
Classic rock and blues dance party! It should be a thing
“Boys have penises, girls have vaginas!” -LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Kindergarten Cop
Hey, Sadcat, this one’s for you! I wish you all the best, now get out there and strut your stuff, from one graduating student to another. Cheers, darlin’!
To the girl who checked up on me in the Uhall bathroom on the morning of Jan 21st: I wish there were more people like you. Thanks for extending your hand to me.
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!
Dear “A True Blonde”
Sorry if we pull our dye job off better than you pull off your natural hair colour.
Don’t hate the player hate the game.
From A HOTTER Blonde
If you’re old enough to go to university, you’re too old for a hat with animal ears on.
If your mantra is – “Cs Get Degrees” – I think you’re a moron who’s wasting your time.
143 to infinity and beyond!
Happy Valentine’s Day
Shout out to my boy Maky! You’re so talented and you’re one of the best friends anyone could have. Love you man! Everyone…check him out! #madlove #zimbocanadianlove
Dear all straight men and lesbians,
Please trim your fingernails
Sincerely, Traumatized Lesbian
To the guy in the white hat and the redhaired girl in the red shirt, making out in the pool gallery isn’t your best idea. We can see you, and it’s gross. Please stop.
To the absolutely gorgeous girl with the blue hair in Geography 2600. One day I will nut up and talk to you…one day.
EXTREMELY disappointed in the person who chose to key my car in lot E Feb 6th. I hope by venting your frustration out on my car, would save you from even greater atrocities. SAD!
The PRIDE Centre is looking for performers for Valentine’s is Such a Drag on March 8!
Auditions will be held Feb.7 12-9pm, Feb.10 12-5pm, Feb.12&13 7-9pm in the PRIDE Centre(SU058)
are there any other giraffes out there?
I’m just looking to neck with someone.
You’re all I find in the Room of Requirement – SlyromanticSpiderSean
We’re university students, using a parking lot properly really shouldn’t be that hard.
to the dickless piece of shit who deemed it necessary to break into my truck for a $100 gift certificate and $17 in change….. Karma is a bitch bro
Viminitz: “somebody has to take the D”
To the hot NEUR4850 TAs – Thanks for all the effort you both put in
To the people who were in L1020 on Feb.5 at 6:30pm… It was my time in that room. I was polite and didn’t interrupt you, but next time pay attention to the time your booked too
Matt Tata, I don’t want to burst your bubble…but you’re not fooling anyone- we all know you secretly play the banjo!!! =D
Pink lemonade. nice. nice touch. goddamnit that’s good. aw shit. that is fresh.
SS: Both your physique and personality are super attractive. There’s nothing I’d like more than to make poor decisions with you. – Crazed but in Control
Dear Single Guy from Mustache Rodeo,
Grow that lip cozy so I have something to ride the next time we meet.
P.S. Grow it, you’re gorgeous with it.
- Secret Admirer
@FMA vs. Last Airbender Korra was pretty awesome, super stoked for season 2, but Aang will forever be my favourite. Sorry Naga, just not quite as cool as Appa I mean he flies c’mon
Hello to the tall, dark, and handsome boy with the satchel that I sometimes see in the wrap line up at CJ’s… you are the only reason why I actually eat there sometimes. -A
My dearest Renae,
A more beautiful girl have I never seen, I count down the days till I shall see your face again and this time never leave.
Ordinary man in love with an angel
Girls with large glasses are 50% more attractive than your average girl
What’s with the old guy who walks around breathing at the ceiling??
Hot dark haired lifeguard. You are a total babe, made my day. Single?
To confused girl (possibly a hasbian), be sensitive you must to those struggling with their sexuality. Freedom is yours to seduce men. And what say you about women?! – OutNProudLez
Rape is a serious issue. Why is “rape” used to formulate thoughts which do not mean rape of a person. Postsec vocabulary should be extensive enough to make use of other words.
Now Hiring PM to oversee: New Gym & Pool Lights,removal of Quad for Destination Building(Or just the fence) ,parking lot that actually functions & drill holes in coulee. Oil/Water?
Hi, I’m your U of L lab instructor. English is not my first Language, in fact it’s not even a language I speak…
Just a single giraffe looking for another giraffe…
xoxo- the girl with the giraffe tattoo
Just trying to be a better person and pass the kindness along Thank you! -Lassie who holds open doors
Can we all be adults and bring some kleenex to class and cover our mouths. Better yet, lets not wipe snot on our black leggings and the spot we sit at.. you know who you are.
Hey, Jenni, Victoria and Tine– Can the neuroscience 2600 students make music requests for you to play before class??
–Sexy Plaid Guy
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a prostitute … Which is like love, minus the morning after.
To the guy in the suit last Friday: Sorry about that, but it had to be said. Damn, you know how to rock a suit. Sincerely, your Uhall admirers.
I am well aware that NAS 1000 ends at 1:30 I just had knee surgery and I can’t make it to PE 257 in 10 minutes.
I’m Not sorry I have to leave early
I’m not being disrespectful
To the girl in the front row of the 11am comp science 1000 class i look forward to your earring choice with your clothing especially your lego earrings!
So…Vokey and Allen fanfic?
To the guys laughing in Markin at 9:30pm on Sunday, we can hear you and love your laugh.
-The girls in the room beside you
To the hot ginger guy from Kainai, come on down to k107 for a good time .
I get no money or cheques from the Government. The Canadian taxpayers pay nothing for me to live. I am Blackfoot…where does this idea come from? Who told you this? They lied-MHH
the sad reality that the university Tim Horton’s has longer hours than the university library.
Why the hell does Dr. Whishaw have to constantly tell people in Neuro 2600 to wake up? Are you kidding me? Grow up people.
Any other trans* people around? getting kinda lonely feeling like the only one.
Comparing FMA and A:TLA is like comparing the best orange you’ve ever eaten with the best apple you’ve ever eaten. They’re both awesome in their own way.
Big up for doing yoga every week!
UofL dance team,
Way to stay positive. The crowd is noticing your improvement and your encouragement is rubbing off.
LADIES of all shapes, sizes & abilites wanted for the Leth Steel’s 2013 season. Meet new people, learn something new & challenge yourself mentally/physically. Check FB for details.
LADIES: You’ve decided to try FOOTBALL. Come learn the basics of the game Feb 25 7-9pm @ Chinook High (check FB for details). No experience necessary! Join the LETHBRIDGE STEEL!
Ladies: need a new way to challenge yourself? Give FOOTBALL a try! Leth Steel practical football orientation Feb 16 11-1 @ Chinook High. Run thru drills & fall in love w/ football
midterms should die. like a lot.
that annoying long beep in the library that happens many times before close. STOP. its disruptive to my studying and gives me a headache. try something nicer, like a twinkle sound.
TLF: “Three Lines Free”… Or “The Lesbian Forum”?
Q: What’s it called when a German can’t spell?
Nobody goes on Grindr to hang out. That’s like going over to a dude’s house to “watch a movie”, expecting to watch a movie. We know what you want. Ask and ye shall receive, or top.
Guy With Glasses, how many short haired girls ride Bus 32?
Sincerely, A Girl With Short Hair And Wishful Thinking.
Dear admiral awkward, please stop debating everything and making the people who actually want to be in the class not want to be in the class anymore. Get it together and man up.
The funniest part of my week was seeing Nick wearing a womans trenchcoat on New Girl (tv), up until I saw a guy walk by the 24-hr study lab wearing one. Thank you. You are so funny
Re: “Discrimination” in Bio 1020, Jan. 23
Maybe the professor was finishing his point before answering questions.
Discriminatory prof or impatient student?
To Martin from Bio1020 the prof wasnt ignoring your question he was just gettin to the end the topic before answerin Not that big of deal its nothing to drop the class over. Chill.
I graduate this year and I have never had one of my TLFs featured. #sadcat
Dear girl with pink hair working at the Starbucks in Markin Hall, you are awesome
To the girl on the track team with the purple hair.
You have a gorgeous smile and it brightens my day when I see you.
I hope you never have a reason not to smile.
“I just LOVE tech week!”
Said no actor. Ever.
No I will not shave my beard so you can sell me a $465 photo of myself dressed in a gown with a goofy cap on.
Re: where are all the Bisexuals at? Everywhere. Everyone is on the spectrum of sexuality because humans are sexual. Just depends on individual boundaries; desires; and experiences.
3AM?!?!?! AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
Yes, Indeed. We do the rain dances and such, how do you think it has gotten warmer???
As a former member of D/E2, the cause of the noise making is a highly guarded secret, passed down from generation to generation.
Props to Pikani for starting Insanity!!!
Good luck guys!
-D2 (Insanity crew)
Dear Smokers Outside floor 1 Uhal
Quiet down especially at 1am.
We will move once you guys are considerate enough to turn down your music and be quieter when you go outside to smoke. Then maybe we’ll move. Until then, suck it up.
Morgan, I think we really hit it off the other day on the stairs and I’d like to take you out for coffee or something sometime? -Ryan (that guy who asked if you were okay)
What happens when you get scared half to death twice..?
I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger… Then it hit me.
I would love to hear some music players around the university. Entertain me with your acoustic brilliance while I sit in cj’s, bored with homework on my breaks.
Did you know the University of Lethbridge has a facebook memes page? Come on guys, lets show some support and put up memes! (It’s creatively titled University of Lethbridge Memes)
Dear tantrum-throwing “blond” girl. You are the reason why our hair colour is associated with unintelligence. Sincerely, another natural BLONDE.
Two Trekkie/Trekker references in one day! Star Trek has taken over… But no one wants to be a Trekker…
Interested in learning New Media-related skills but can’t take the classes? Get your learn on at http://www.techtyro.com – a site run by Nmed Majors here at the University of Lethbridge!
If you can pack your own lunch, why cant you pack your own fork? Stop using the plastic cutlery by the SU microwaves. Reduce unnecessary waste people!!!!
Nickelback Joke of The Week:
What’s the difference between Nickelback and a mosquito?
A mosquito will stop sucking after a while.
Girl last Thursday eyeing me up by fast track. Why don’t you just come talk by me
Girl last Thursday eyeing me up by fast track. Why don’t you just come sit by me
@FMA vs ATLA I agree it’s hard to beat the flying bison. Legend of Korra was good but could have been better. Still I’m excited for Season 2.
@Puppy Room I totally agree except the uni would never go for it. Lucky for me I have my own puppy at home off campus.
Just so ya’ll are aware, the 24h study centre is NOT a quiet area, it is for groups to study and use as well. So giggle away gentlemen!
“Daddy’s oil money” pays my tuition, but it was earned by the hardest working man I know. Not all oilpatch workers are evil. Don’t typecast, it’s insulting.
FMA is better, no contest! In Avatar you only get 4 elements, in FMA your only restrictions is the law of equivalent exchange! And the characters have more development and emotion!
Are there any Nerdfighters on this campus? DFTBA!
The bisexuals are located in the PRIDE Centre. SU058. Look for rainbows.
Hey D1, When any of you can outlift me I will take your word for something…
245lb bench for reps
720lb leg press for reps
come at me
KAPPA PI CHI’S 2ND ANNUAL SPEED DATING! FEB 7TH @7PM. ULSU BALLROOM. TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE IN UHall Atrium Feb 1, PE Feb 4/5, SU Feb 6/7. Only $10! YAY!
” I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived”
- 1 Timothy 2:12-14
Dear black-haired lifeguard girl,
You were the dessert to my lunch at noon on Monday.
Viewing Gallery Admires.
To the wonderful people who have turned in my cellphone wallet twice now without stealing it. You guys are so freaking awesome!
Hey Lethbridge puck bunnies..Fan of Peter North? Wanna see 12 of him in action? come see us plow the cluttermucks tuesday at 10:15.
Everybody who can should vote for me at this website so that I can be the 15th Canadian astronaut(wikipedia) with AXE Apollo. https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_CA/14707/josh-sorell
Kindle lost outside uhd30 on grey bench. 10$ reward. Contact email@example.com
To the person who complimented me in the last TLFs – Thanks! Glad I come across as such Care to share your identity? -Kris, neurosci blond
To the huge guy (w/earrings) who comes to the gym late. I hear you’re a prof… So it’s true then: guys who are both gorgeous and intellectual really DO exist!
To the couple in psych 2030. Kept your hands off each other, it’s way too early for me to throw up thanks.
Hot bonde girl(Red dress, amusing expressions)at Pulse on the 25th. I would love the opportunity to talk to you, but you always seem preoccupied with other Gents.Still around?
Kelsey W, do you still read these things? Lets hang out soon!
Dear confused lesbehonest girl. Do you have the time?… The time to take my number?
To the band geek at CJ’s Tuesday night… maybe your gf broke up with you because of your disgusting belching. Your mamma taught you manners, USE THEM! Sincerely, grossed out girl.
This paper is CRAP! Please try and make it RELEVANT to the school and community. Not all of us want to read about sex toys in our newspaper. Keep it appropriate.
A few drunk guys and a sword can only end one way…with one of the guys ending up at the health center with a stab wound
Everyone should take Professor Vasey’s Issues in Sexuality and Comparative Sexuality classes. They will forever be my favorite classes offered at the UofL.
NEWSFLASH: nobody cares. Please stop broadcasting your problems to your friends and, as a consequence, to all the others in the quiet section of the library.
Dear confused girl,
Every self-respecting lesbian
-Dear In Love With You, It has been a few months they are probably about to give up on you – About to Give Up
The lassie who went out of her way to open doors sure is cute
Anyone else checking out that #vindieselsunday funny stuff…..funny stuff
I heard about these hunger strikes. And in order to keep the balance of food consumption , I took it upon myself to eat several time more than the average man
The next person to not sneeze like a normal person will have a textbook thrown at their face. Yes that’s you girl in the study center
Dear Middle-Aged Balding dude,
Why do you wait until you’re on the bulkhead to do up your speedo? We’re really not interested in seeing that…please stahp..
The crosswords are back….. And any thoughts of revolt have now been forgotten
Hey girl in art history 1000 sitting next to the ginger. Are you single? Cause hey i just saw you and this is creepy, but i wanna meet you so meet me maybe?
trying not to be creepy
Hey Blondie in Psyc 2800 sitting near the front left! You’re smokin! Someone call 911! Want to mingle sometime?
Preoccupied in class
Last Airbender all the way!!
P.S. that ad for the roommate at 4th Ave S. is ergent and we would like someone soon! Don’t hesitate if you’re looking for a place and want two friendly roommates.
Dear UofL Students,
Looking for a roommate in a three bedroom house located on 4th Ave S.
Cheap rent and utilities.
Please contact firstname.lastname@example.org if interested.
Male or Female
Dear Lesbihonest/Confused girl,
As a U of L boy, I would be thrilled to be the one to change your opinion on us. You need a real man with the willingness to share his talent.
Hey envi sci 2000! If you sit near the back and “whisper” through the whole class – heads up, the front couple rows can hear you and we don’t care about your problems. Thanks!
Just because you have crutches and are on a sports team doesn’t mean you can be as loud as you want to be in the library. Pipe the fuck down.
What’s that? It’s snowing? Quick U of L, turn up the A/C before everyone gets too warm!
To the blonde girl from bingo last week. You’re cute. Coffee sometime?
Her name is weaver but she can’t weave a basket
To the 2 guys in a blue car in parking lot G
Thank you for spotting me out of my parking stall when I was trapped in. Chivalry is not dead
girl in the black truck
Dear people that make the internet, MAKE THE INTERNET! It is patchy at best and even the cord doesn’t work anymore. ~ UHall resident P.s. it used to work, so we know it can.
Never be afraid to take up space, make a chair squeak or wheeze up the stairs. It’s your body. You deserve to be here.
On Behalf of the Men’s Hockey team, would just like to extend a huge THANK YOU to the students and fans who have showed up to cheer us on throughout the season!
You don’t have to join Globo Gym to get your dodgeball on! All you need is 6-10 friends and a killer awesome team name! Sign up at the table SU Atrium 10-3 all week!
On Campus Services Fair
Wednesday, February 6
10:30am – 1:00pm
Musical Theatre Society is having their annual 24h Musical! Come join us on saturday February 2nd at 8:00pm in the SU Ballrooms for some epic musical theatreness!
Where are all the bisexuals at? ;D
Just wanted to say thanks to the girl at Tim Horton’s who paid for everyone’s orders on Sunday, January 27th. You made my whole day!
Hey, the paintings on the 8th floor the last couple weeks were/are amazing! Thanks for making my days brighter art kids!
Hey, pair of giggling guys in the 24h study centre – the dirty looks you are getting from everyone in here? Totally justified. Go somewhere else.
The girls swim team will be repping their team jackets all week, as per usual.. so If you have a problem with it confront us- man up. Ps. You can borrow a team jacket whenever
Anyone else use to be terrified of Howard the Duck? Or is that one just me…
Dear M. Clarke at UDAC,I wanted to thank you for everything that you have done for me and for being such a wonderful person and friend. Friends like you are such a blessing! A.J.
Finally!! We are getting a new campus food supplier. Goodbye Sodexo, Hello Aramark…don’t disappoint us!
They say you are what you eat, that’s weird cuz i don’t remember eating a sexy beast today.
Hey lesbian meeting group, what are the chances of finding a time that isn’t in the middle of a day of classes?
Sincerely, lesbian who’d like to join you.
Instead of worrying about race, worry about your government completely raping our environment. BILL C45 IS THE REAL PROBLEM, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT RACE-White/INM supporter
RE: INM protestors aren’t real canadians;
Given that your biggest problem is whether to wipe your ass with a $50 or $100 bill from daddy’s oil money you should probably apologize
FMA vs Avatar the last Airbender? No competition there! What’s cooler than flying bison, being able to bend the elements, AND a spin off series called The Legend of Korra???
Really inspiring to see none of the SU council (excepting Abby Morning Bull – you go, girl) at the Idle No More teach-in on Thursday. Tell me more about your advocacy efforts…
Idle No More? How about Appease No More! #EqualRights #GetAJob #WhatEntitlement?
A low-end Middle Earth inn is still better than Sodexo. Know why? Hobbits could be serving you. Freaking Hobbits. Who cares what you’re eating. Hobbits. With pints.
Take your crazy somewhere else and act with some consideration.
Sincerely the people who live below you.
5 Months of all the extra okay moments. You are the best and I love you. Like Whoa!
Nothing says “I’m a gigantic douche bag” quite like balls hanging from the back of a truck.
Three original bands played the Zoo last weekend and most of the article was about a glorified Karaoke singer? What has happened Meliorist?
miss all my old co-workers at MBRAC, you guys were the best. have a shot for me next time you’re out and when i’m down again we’ll have a ragging party
The meliorist is going downhill; If I didn’t have to I wouldn’t support it… even the TLF’s are getting bad
D2, go to the gym to work out. Our floor is on a health kick too, and we’re pretty much all kines majors. There’s no excuse to sound like you’re playing basketball at 3 am.
The Lord said to Moses, “say to Aaron: for the generations to come none of your decendents who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his god.”
- Leviticus 21:16-17
Dear boys @ U of L anyone want to turn a Lesbihonest straight. Xoxo confused girl
Dear Mustache Rodeoans(You know who you are),
The guy in the picture is again single! Ladies snatch him up quick! He won’t be on the market long.
Single guys roommate
Scott Allen is really hot. That’s all.
Athletes are supposed to be real men.
Public projectile vomiting is for little boys.
Pull it together Pronghorns.
Hi to the lass wearing the Rogue Dead Guy tshirt. Awesome.
Can someone PLEASE unscrew the plug-in boxes in PE250, I have a 3 hour night class and need my computer…
We are still mystified as to what you are doing up there! Are there fire-dancing rituals or something? Are you contacting the Thunder Gods every freakin’ night?
Couldn’t believe the discrimination in Bio 1020 on the 23rd. The poor guy only had a question, probably simple to answer, and was turned away and became a joke of the class. Sad.
Short Haired Girl From Bus 32 it seems out previous attempts to meet up have been unsuccessful – lets try again, let me know the place and time. Guy With Glasses
The library is not your personal lounge. Try to hold off on the obnoxious chatter. Us library dwellers may tolerate you now, but come finals, we will rip your eyes out.
To the ladies of anderson hall: try to make contact between your butt and the toilet seat… and stay there until you have finished!
Does anyone else think the University could benefit from a Puppy Room? A stress free zone with therapy animals that are their for the well-being of the Students?
The proff in Bio 1020 Wilfully Ignored my QUESTION as a STUDENT.I just had a question pertinent to what he was lecturing on about Genetic Drift. So I left. I am dropping the class.
Did you hear about the ULSU referendum? Vote Jan.30th to Feb.1st! Poli-sci peeps & advocacy lovers we are adding a VP External!Check out http://www.ULSU.ca for more info!
To the Life Guard on duty Jan 23rd at 11, you are scrumptious and your shoulders make me melt. Keep it up!
So we have people smart enough to get in uni but not smart enough to park **IN** the lines. You already walk 3 miles, an extra hundred meters wont kill you.
Break a leg to all cast and crew members of the Love List! <3
To all the girls who dye their hair blond:
You ARE ruining my recessive gene!
Go back to your natural colour.
From a True Blond
Here’s my joke of the week:
Nickback walks into a bar. There’s no punch line because there’s nothing funny about ruining music.
I really like that the TLF’s have been cleaned up, but now I find myself unable to engage in the passive-aggressive bullying I so love.
To the girl with the middle name Renae, you really don’t know how beautiful you are. You truly are one of a kind. See you again?
Sincerely, Ordinary man in love with an angel.
With the new semester under way keep an eye out for the Flying Doctors of Canada, Doctors of Tomorrow fundraising events to take medical supplies to El Salvador
Native American Studies 1000. CLASS ENDS AT 1:30! Not at 1:20 or any time in between. Show some respect to the professor and DO NOT pack up early.
To whoever found my phone and gave it to security THANK YOU! You are fantastic.
A li’l something something for the garden of your mind :
“Hi there!” I wrote you this TLF because I love you. “Squirrel!”
Where did sudoku and crossword go?!
My Thursday’s are ruined
Library notice: Starting Feb 4th, patrons MUST present valid University ID to borrow resources. Thank you for your cooperation.
Whoever #5 on the Diggaz’s is a babe
To all the bearded boys at U of L,
You lumberjacks really make my day. Keep up the fantastically manly work.
Sincerely, all the girls who are into real men.
Dear cute lifeguard that looks like a good looking version of Michael Cera, thanks for putting my garbage away for me after you caught me staring at you 3 times. Coffee sometime?
I’m all for making New Year’s resolutions, but every resolution needs a cheat day. Bring back the procrastination page!
“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” Michael Jordan
Unless you stole it or did something bad to get it don’t feel guilty about the food you eat. Break the cycle!
To the girl who has too much money on her meal plan: Thank you again for buying my coffee at Tim’s last Wednesday. You’re 7 kinds of awesome.
-Guy in North Face Hoodie
Hey! Why isn’t that elusive pronghorn in the paper anymore?!
Dearest M^2, I love our meliorist time!!!!! Love Jason
Durty Dawn, Im curious to find out just how dirty you really are. Sincerely Horny Henry.
Great Dane, you’re basically the hottest guy ever Love Pigeon
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty! SERIOUSLY people do your mothers teach you nothing?!!
Hey L Word fans / lesbians,
Lets meet up this Friday, January 25th, 12pm @ The Zoo for a marathon!
Hope to see you there!
Free Pizza! Want to share your feedback on the U of L’s online services? We want your thoughts for an upcoming portal project.
Check the notice board (under notices) for more info
Dear Black-haired lifeguard on mondays,
All I can say is “motorboat, motorboat…”
Viewing Gallery admirers.
Damn’t Meliorist, where’s my crossword puzzle!!
This semester is not the same without my JKL family!! <3 you all are the best! <3 #JKLreunion ??
To the couple of students discussing an article in the top floor of the library on Sunday, January. 18, 2013, you were in a room that had a door. That means you should USE IT
I want a dollar back for every minute my professor wastes fumbling with the projector. So far you owe me $39…
Please stop being a dick about giving me a government loan. I want a degree, you want money, the government wants my soul… Just make it happen.
Dear “I wasnt that drunk”,
You were going around the bar, dipping your fingers in wine and then rubbing people’s foreheads and saying “simba!”
Sincerely, yeah you were pretty drunk
Dear philosophy Profs,
If we can’t determine what’s real and what isn’t, can we just agree to disagree when I tell you that my homework doesn’t exist?
Sincerely, University Student
I need to give a shout out to cute Matt who works the grill for Sodexo. He’s always smiling. He’s got a great personality. Thanks for brightening my day!
Hey, short light-brown hair girl in music theory – single?
The quality of food we are eating right now is synonymous with that of a low-end Middle Earth inn.
Number 4 on the woman’s basketball team. You make watching basketball better then it usually is. Just gorgeous!
Dear Kroegenite, Nickleback is corporate radio pop/rock. Lemmy is the only metal god. Educate yourself with Accept, Omen, Death, Queensryche and Pentagram. Lesson #2 next week!
The Headbanger’s Society Presents: Naraka, The Avulsion and Morbidly Depraved!! Friday, January 25th. SU Ballrooms, $10 @ the door. Help us support our local metal scene! \m/
Idle No More protestors and supporters are not true Canadians. Anyone who sympathizes with this movement is a national disgrace.
Looking back at these past few months, I hope you realize that I would do anything for you. If I could, I would give you the world. Give me a chance?
- In Love With You
what is up with all the hating from the women’s sports teams? we all go to the same school.. what happened to supporting each other.
If you’re bored on friday nights from 7-9pm and want to know what’s what in the world of stoner and desert rock, tune to CKXU 88.3FM for Just Deserts. I hear they take requests…
There should be a slide going down into uhall.
Hey piikanii bass lover. I love hearing your subwoofer through the wall! Please continue the Barrage on my ears.
FOOD FOR YOUR THOUGHTS! Jan 29-31. Sign up to tell us what U think about web-based services at U of L. Visit http://www.uleth.ca/events for details.
Is it possible to join clubs, after club rush week?
White girls so easy, put them on my pee pee
People, it is called merge lane, learn it, use it.
To the gorgeous blond in neurosci. Your name is Kris. You are radiant; a sun.
If you partake in any of these events after 11pm you need to calm the fuck down. Skipping, watching tv loudly, screaming,testing new stereo system and all other noisy activities!
Since when is rush week a competition over who can play the loudest music? If I wanted my ear drums to be blown I’d go to pulse..
As Nickelback is a huge joke, I’m hoping the play their music in the halls was also a joke. Good one!
Am I the only one who is tired of hearing about Chief Spence? Shame on Canadian news networks.. There is other REAL news going on in the world that I’d like to hear about..
Why can’t the pizza in uhall be actually cooked through to the middle?! #turnuptheheat
My biggest pet peeve w/ idle no more is that it has been made white vs 1st nations. Not Canadians vs the govt. if u want my support u can’t be groupin me in w/ “the enemy”
Excuse me wind but can you blow harder. Just a little bit faster and you can swiftly carry me too school in your wispy embrace.
To all the first year girls on the swim team…. not a single person gives a shit you are even on the team. you should probably wash those team jackets you wear every.single.day.
Dearest Kroegenite, if the university plays Nickelback throughout the halls I, along with so many other people will gladly drop out. Sincerely, Nickelback hater
Everyone better go to the 80′s cab on the 26th… Gonna have the best outfit there
- Econ guy
1. Nickelback guy, I would rip off my ears and horribly scar myself just to get away from that
2. More hot girls should take economics
Dear Swim Team,
Stop writing TLF’s about yourself. We all know it’s you.
February 14th? National Singles Day. #foreveralone
As adults attending a post secondary institution… maybe we should go back to drivers training. Learn how to park.
Pushup bras are like bags of chips. Open them up and theres nothin in there.
Calm your pants, we on D2 are partaking in the 60 Insanity challenge. Deal with it because were only on day 11. Feel free to join.
I wanna marry a girl born on February 29th, just so I can forget her birthday and not feel bad about it.
To the boy who stole my heart on the board/ski club Kimberly (Fernie) trip… I’m yours <3
Potential interest in forming a Hip-Hop club? I’m talking Rappers, B-boys/girls, Spinners, and Graffiti artists.
Reminding people to take preventative measures is not victim blaming.
“Blessed are he who speaks the word
Pray for the weak and lead the herd
Dollar signs in the faithful eyes
And a saint’s Sunday disguise”
- 10 Years
Oh man, I’m definitely going to change some pH levels at the party tonight!
I have this problem with my blood which makes me unable to donate. Apparently it…melts hearts! Sly Romantic SpiderSean
Alright U of L, I know you love to debate, so here’s your next subject:
Full Metal Alchemist vs. The Last Airbender
What happened to the crossword and sudoku puzzles? No real paper goes without them.
More on the physics book found, I will take it to the lost and found on Monday if no one has claimed it by then. Thanks
Physics text book by Young and Freedman was found in front of pool hallway on January 17th 2013 in the afternoon. If you are missing your book please text 403-795-1166.
Chad Kroeger? A ‘heavy metal’ god? I’m sure you’re trolling, because no one could be so stupid or insane. That ain’t metal, nor godly. Look up Rhapsody of Fire guys, trust me.
Epic facepalm moment on last week’s TLF when someone said Nickelback is heavy metal.Were you serious?If you were,you obviously have no idea what heavy metal is.
Thanks for the ride home from Chem lab on wednesday last week.
To the girl in the blue adidas hoodie in PSYC 2800 Thursday morning, I wish I had the guts to talk to you. – Admiring from a distance.
Come Join us for Insanity everyday @ 6!
Love D2 xoxoxo
People whom live above us please STOP THE STOMPING OR THE COITUS. Both are annoying.
Extremely Annoyed Residents.
To the girl wearing red pants in Galileo’s lounge on wednesday, I know you want me.
Ballto ( B-A-L-L-T-O )
Nickelback? Gah, wir brauchen mehr Neue Deutsche Härte Musik
I hate it when you’re trying to leave your class and people are barging in from both doors like f off I’m gonna go lay across 5 seats if you don’t get out of the way.
NOTE: Starting February 4th, the U library will require borrowers to present a valid University ID before checking out materials. This will limit errors!
Want to try curling? Join the UofL Mixed Curling Club! email@example.com
Holy Smoke show at the gym Wednesday, Nice cassette tattoo on the shoulder =P -SS
To the large number of attractive boys in the afternoon psychology 1000 class… Thank you
Sincerely, all single girls!
To the cute philosophy tutor: are you single?
Does anybody else just wish that the school would play Nickelback throughout the halls ? It would make the day go by faster. Chad Kroeger is a heavy metal god! Kroegenites unite!
I feel like there should be a cosplay club or something. Nevertheless, can’t wait for convention season!!!
Out of all the classes offered at the university I don’t know why, but apparently all the hot guys at uofl decided to take philosophy 1000 this semester.But hey I’m not complaining
One of the reasons I have trouble taking the student newspaper seriously is that it does not engender a diversity of opinion. Include Conservative thought instead of ignoring us.
Nervous about public speaking? Want to develop public speaking skills? Check out Downtown City Speakers Toastmasters – guests are welcome. Tuesdays at noon, 5th on 5th.
Just came across the “Why I Refuse to Wear a Poppy” article from this newspaper and I am hurt beyond words. It is not common that I say this: People are indeed ugly creatures.
ULeth-> Put more effort in Science courses! The arts courses are amazing; wonderful professors, course layout…but the sciences suck! -Transfer student wanting to transfer back!
To the captain of the hockey team…you’re hot, but would be so much hotter without your beard! Love always, your large group of female admirers. Ps. your tattoos are sexy!
To the two girls living in C-sec on the swim team- marry me?
When I’m at the gym, instead of dropping the weights I put them down gently and scream, “I AM A HETEROSEXUAL!”
Hey D2, stop jumping around on the floor every damn night. There are 50 people who live below you, and can hear you!
Can we get a functioning 3-ring hole puncher in the 24hr study computer lab? #WhereDoesOurTuitionGo?
Now accepting volunteer sign up & participant applications for 5 Days for the Homeless fundraiser! Application deadline: Jan 25th @ Midnight. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for info!
Apparently even in Universities we can not comprehend how to park properly in snow. Security I hope you have everyone possible out there ticketing!!!
Library staff! Y u so noisy?!
Dear potential climbers who don’t come to the wall because they don’t have a belay buddy: don’t be shy, climbers are more welcoming than you think. – Friendly climbing girl
From the makers of “funny people”…..comes a timeless classic: “unfunny people”
Justin timberlake is bringing sexyback….. Again…..
Windy overrun Herod Hogg…… A tlf written by random use of samsung swipe
The tall club has been reinstated…… And all wishing to join must follow the formal height requirements
I was eating a sandwich yesterday….. Today i had soup
If i was in a horror film…… There would be a shortage of comfortabe jeans in this world
LOST silver/white gold ring with three gems – sapphire, diamond, and aquamarine (sapphire is in the centre) please contact security if you’ve found this ring!
“Hoes on my dick cause I treat em like a bed pan
Hit em with the left hand, get real creepy
Hoes on my dick when I make them real sleepy
Flow like BP, hoes on my pee-pee”-lil b
special thanks to the pool gallery for being at the most constant temperature in the whole university! You make my mornings wonderfully warm
I held a cupboard full of toilet paper open for a waitress at a charming local pub. She was so beautiful I couldn’t make words.
Rooms for rent, 15 min walk from the school. 2 girl roomates looking for 2 more rommates. Fully finished condo with full kitchen. email me if interested email@example.com
Don’t be shy, rush Kappa Pi Chi! Check out our website: kappapichi.com
Hey 4th Kyu, you be willing to help teach someone who is interested in learning?!
Dearest Nerdy Feminist your passion for the things that matter rock my socks!! Our conversations always make me think and I love that about you!
Dear lesbians, your zoo meeting TLF did not have a time. So to any lesbians interested in hanging out and/or Lword marathon 12′o clock Friday January 18th at the zoo?
so ronrey for valentines day
What is Lethbridge Fly Shop I see it around town anyone dealt with them?
Dear my cuddly panda,
I missed you so much over the break. I love seeing your face everyday.
Your Love Monster
Momeni says he wants to make Linear Algebra fun for us. I hope he brings jello shots.
Sociology 1000 New Society Brym used for sale very good condition sold for 90.50 offering for 80. Please contact 4039755682.
PSYC 2200 textbook “social psychology” used text for sale. Over 100 used @ bookstore. Offering for 90. Please contact me 4039755682
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