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Momeni says he wants to make Linear Algebra fun for us. I hope he brings jello shots.
Dear my cuddly panda,
I missed you so much over the break. I love seeing your face everyday.
Love,
Your Love Monster
What is Lethbridge Fly Shop I see it around town anyone dealt with them?
so ronrey for valentines day
Dear lesbians, your zoo meeting TLF did not have a time. So to any lesbians interested in hanging out and/or Lword marathon 12′o clock Friday January 18th at the zoo?
Dearest Nerdy Feminist your passion for the things that matter rock my socks!! Our conversations always make me think and I love that about you!
Hey 4th Kyu, you be willing to help teach someone who is interested in learning?!
Don’t be shy, rush Kappa Pi Chi! Check out our website: kappapichi.com
Rooms for rent, 15 min walk from the school. 2 girl roomates looking for 2 more rommates. Fully finished condo with full kitchen. email me if interested n_rob@live.ca
I held a cupboard full of toilet paper open for a waitress at a charming local pub. She was so beautiful I couldn’t make words.
special thanks to the pool gallery for being at the most constant temperature in the whole university! You make my mornings wonderfully warm
“Hoes on my dick cause I treat em like a bed pan
Hit em with the left hand, get real creepy
Hoes on my dick when I make them real sleepy
Flow like BP, hoes on my pee-pee”-lil b
LOST silver/white gold ring with three gems – sapphire, diamond, and aquamarine (sapphire is in the centre) please contact security if you’ve found this ring!
If i was in a horror film…… There would be a shortage of comfortabe jeans in this world
I was eating a sandwich yesterday….. Today i had soup
The tall club has been reinstated…… And all wishing to join must follow the formal height requirements
Windy overrun Herod Hogg…… A tlf written by random use of samsung swipe
Justin timberlake is bringing sexyback….. Again…..
From the makers of “funny people”…..comes a timeless classic: “unfunny people”
Dear potential climbers who don’t come to the wall because they don’t have a belay buddy: don’t be shy, climbers are more welcoming than you think. – Friendly climbing girl
Library staff! Y u so noisy?!
Apparently even in Universities we can not comprehend how to park properly in snow. Security I hope you have everyone possible out there ticketing!!!
Now accepting volunteer sign up & participant applications for 5 Days for the Homeless fundraiser! Application deadline: Jan 25th @ Midnight. Contact uleth5days@gmail.com for info!
Can we get a functioning 3-ring hole puncher in the 24hr study computer lab? #WhereDoesOurTuitionGo?
Hey D2, stop jumping around on the floor every damn night. There are 50 people who live below you, and can hear you!
When I’m at the gym, instead of dropping the weights I put them down gently and scream, “I AM A HETEROSEXUAL!”
To the two girls living in C-sec on the swim team- marry me?
To the captain of the hockey team…you’re hot, but would be so much hotter without your beard! Love always, your large group of female admirers. Ps. your tattoos are sexy!
ULeth-> Put more effort in Science courses! The arts courses are amazing; wonderful professors, course layout…but the sciences suck! -Transfer student wanting to transfer back!
Just came across the “Why I Refuse to Wear a Poppy” article from this newspaper and I am hurt beyond words. It is not common that I say this: People are indeed ugly creatures.
Nervous about public speaking? Want to develop public speaking skills? Check out Downtown City Speakers Toastmasters – guests are welcome. Tuesdays at noon, 5th on 5th.
One of the reasons I have trouble taking the student newspaper seriously is that it does not engender a diversity of opinion. Include Conservative thought instead of ignoring us.
Out of all the classes offered at the university I don’t know why, but apparently all the hot guys at uofl decided to take philosophy 1000 this semester.But hey I’m not complaining
I feel like there should be a cosplay club or something. Nevertheless, can’t wait for convention season!!!
Does anybody else just wish that the school would play Nickelback throughout the halls ? It would make the day go by faster. Chad Kroeger is a heavy metal god! Kroegenites unite!
To the cute philosophy tutor: are you single?
To the large number of attractive boys in the afternoon psychology 1000 class… Thank you
Sincerely, all single girls!
Holy Smoke show at the gym Wednesday, Nice cassette tattoo on the shoulder =P -SS
Want to try curling? Join the UofL Mixed Curling Club! curling.club@uleth.ca
NOTE: Starting February 4th, the U library will require borrowers to present a valid University ID before checking out materials. This will limit errors!
I hate it when you’re trying to leave your class and people are barging in from both doors like f off I’m gonna go lay across 5 seats if you don’t get out of the way.
Nickelback? Gah, wir brauchen mehr Neue Deutsche Härte Musik
To the girl wearing red pants in Galileo’s lounge on wednesday, I know you want me.
Sincerely,
Ballto ( B-A-L-L-T-O )
People whom live above us please STOP THE STOMPING OR THE COITUS. Both are annoying.
Love
Extremely Annoyed Residents.
Hey D1
Come Join us for Insanity everyday @ 6!
Jumping Included!
Love D2 xoxoxo
To the girl in the blue adidas hoodie in PSYC 2800 Thursday morning, I wish I had the guts to talk to you. – Admiring from a distance.
Thanks for the ride home from Chem lab on wednesday last week.
Epic facepalm moment on last week’s TLF when someone said Nickelback is heavy metal.Were you serious?If you were,you obviously have no idea what heavy metal is.
Chad Kroeger? A ‘heavy metal’ god? I’m sure you’re trolling, because no one could be so stupid or insane. That ain’t metal, nor godly. Look up Rhapsody of Fire guys, trust me.
Physics text book by Young and Freedman was found in front of pool hallway on January 17th 2013 in the afternoon. If you are missing your book please text 403-795-1166.
More on the physics book found, I will take it to the lost and found on Monday if no one has claimed it by then. Thanks
What happened to the crossword and sudoku puzzles? No real paper goes without them.
Alright U of L, I know you love to debate, so here’s your next subject:
Full Metal Alchemist vs. The Last Airbender
GO!!!
I have this problem with my blood which makes me unable to donate. Apparently it…melts hearts! Sly Romantic SpiderSean
Oh man, I’m definitely going to change some pH levels at the party tonight!
“Blessed are he who speaks the word
Pray for the weak and lead the herd
Dollar signs in the faithful eyes
And a saint’s Sunday disguise”
- 10 Years
Reminding people to take preventative measures is not victim blaming.
Potential interest in forming a Hip-Hop club? I’m talking Rappers, B-boys/girls, Spinners, and Graffiti artists.
To the boy who stole my heart on the board/ski club Kimberly (Fernie) trip… I’m yours <3
I wanna marry a girl born on February 29th, just so I can forget her birthday and not feel bad about it.
Dear D1,
Calm your pants, we on D2 are partaking in the 60 Insanity challenge. Deal with it because were only on day 11. Feel free to join.
Pushup bras are like bags of chips. Open them up and theres nothin in there.
As adults attending a post secondary institution… maybe we should go back to drivers training. Learn how to park.
February 14th? National Singles Day. #foreveralone
Dear Swim Team,
Stop writing TLF’s about yourself. We all know it’s you.
1. Nickelback guy, I would rip off my ears and horribly scar myself just to get away from that
2. More hot girls should take economics
- Econ guy
Everyone better go to the 80′s cab on the 26th… Gonna have the best outfit there
- Econ guy
Dearest Kroegenite, if the university plays Nickelback throughout the halls I, along with so many other people will gladly drop out. Sincerely, Nickelback hater
To all the first year girls on the swim team…. not a single person gives a shit you are even on the team. you should probably wash those team jackets you wear every.single.day.
Excuse me wind but can you blow harder. Just a little bit faster and you can swiftly carry me too school in your wispy embrace.
My biggest pet peeve w/ idle no more is that it has been made white vs 1st nations. Not Canadians vs the govt. if u want my support u can’t be groupin me in w/ “the enemy”
Why can’t the pizza in uhall be actually cooked through to the middle?! #turnuptheheat
Am I the only one who is tired of hearing about Chief Spence? Shame on Canadian news networks.. There is other REAL news going on in the world that I’d like to hear about..
As Nickelback is a huge joke, I’m hoping the play their music in the halls was also a joke. Good one!
Since when is rush week a competition over who can play the loudest music? If I wanted my ear drums to be blown I’d go to pulse..
If you partake in any of these events after 11pm you need to calm the fuck down. Skipping, watching tv loudly, screaming,testing new stereo system and all other noisy activities!
To the gorgeous blond in neurosci. Your name is Kris. You are radiant; a sun.
People, it is called merge lane, learn it, use it.
White girls so easy, put them on my pee pee
-BBC Monster
Is it possible to join clubs, after club rush week?
FOOD FOR YOUR THOUGHTS! Jan 29-31. Sign up to tell us what U think about web-based services at U of L. Visit http://www.uleth.ca/events for details.
Hey piikanii bass lover. I love hearing your subwoofer through the wall! Please continue the Barrage on my ears.
There should be a slide going down into uhall.
If you’re bored on friday nights from 7-9pm and want to know what’s what in the world of stoner and desert rock, tune to CKXU 88.3FM for Just Deserts. I hear they take requests…
what is up with all the hating from the women’s sports teams? we all go to the same school.. what happened to supporting each other.
R-
Looking back at these past few months, I hope you realize that I would do anything for you. If I could, I would give you the world. Give me a chance?
- In Love With You
Idle No More protestors and supporters are not true Canadians. Anyone who sympathizes with this movement is a national disgrace.
The Headbanger’s Society Presents: Naraka, The Avulsion and Morbidly Depraved!! Friday, January 25th. SU Ballrooms, $10 @ the door. Help us support our local metal scene! \m/
Dear Kroegenite, Nickleback is corporate radio pop/rock. Lemmy is the only metal god. Educate yourself with Accept, Omen, Death, Queensryche and Pentagram. Lesson #2 next week!
Number 4 on the woman’s basketball team. You make watching basketball better then it usually is. Just gorgeous!
The quality of food we are eating right now is synonymous with that of a low-end Middle Earth inn.
Hey, short light-brown hair girl in music theory – single?
I need to give a shout out to cute Matt who works the grill for Sodexo. He’s always smiling. He’s got a great personality. Thanks for brightening my day!
Dear philosophy Profs,
If we can’t determine what’s real and what isn’t, can we just agree to disagree when I tell you that my homework doesn’t exist?
Sincerely, University Student
Dear “I wasnt that drunk”,
You were going around the bar, dipping your fingers in wine and then rubbing people’s foreheads and saying “simba!”
Sincerely, yeah you were pretty drunk
Dear university,
Please stop being a dick about giving me a government loan. I want a degree, you want money, the government wants my soul… Just make it happen.
Sincerely, Broke
Dear university,
I want a dollar back for every minute my professor wastes fumbling with the projector. So far you owe me $39…
Sincerely, Studen
To the couple of students discussing an article in the top floor of the library on Sunday, January. 18, 2013, you were in a room that had a door. That means you should USE IT
This semester is not the same without my JKL family!! <3 you all are the best! <3 #JKLreunion ??
Damn’t Meliorist, where’s my crossword puzzle!!
Dear Black-haired lifeguard on mondays,
All I can say is “motorboat, motorboat…”
Curvilious.
Sincerely,
Viewing Gallery admirers.
Free Pizza! Want to share your feedback on the U of L’s online services? We want your thoughts for an upcoming portal project.
Check the notice board (under notices) for more info
Hey L Word fans / lesbians,
Lets meet up this Friday, January 25th, 12pm @ The Zoo for a marathon!
Hope to see you there!
If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweety and wipe the seaty! SERIOUSLY people do your mothers teach you nothing?!!
Great Dane, you’re basically the hottest guy ever Love Pigeon
Durty Dawn, Im curious to find out just how dirty you really are. Sincerely Horny Henry.
Dearest M^2, I love our meliorist time!!!!! Love Jason
Hey! Why isn’t that elusive pronghorn in the paper anymore?!
To the girl who has too much money on her meal plan: Thank you again for buying my coffee at Tim’s last Wednesday. You’re 7 kinds of awesome.
-Guy in North Face Hoodie
Unless you stole it or did something bad to get it don’t feel guilty about the food you eat. Break the cycle!
“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” Michael Jordan
I’m all for making New Year’s resolutions, but every resolution needs a cheat day. Bring back the procrastination page!
Dear cute lifeguard that looks like a good looking version of Michael Cera, thanks for putting my garbage away for me after you caught me staring at you 3 times. Coffee sometime?
To all the bearded boys at U of L,
You lumberjacks really make my day. Keep up the fantastically manly work.
Sincerely, all the girls who are into real men.
Whoever #5 on the Diggaz’s is a babe
Library notice: Starting Feb 4th, patrons MUST present valid University ID to borrow resources. Thank you for your cooperation.
Where did sudoku and crossword go?!
My Thursday’s are ruined
A li’l something something for the garden of your mind
:
“Hi there!” I wrote you this TLF because I love you. “Squirrel!”
To whoever found my phone and gave it to security THANK YOU! You are fantastic.
Native American Studies 1000. CLASS ENDS AT 1:30! Not at 1:20 or any time in between. Show some respect to the professor and DO NOT pack up early.
With the new semester under way keep an eye out for the Flying Doctors of Canada, Doctors of Tomorrow fundraising events to take medical supplies to El Salvador
To the girl with the middle name Renae, you really don’t know how beautiful you are. You truly are one of a kind. See you again?
Sincerely, Ordinary man in love with an angel.
I really like that the TLF’s have been cleaned up, but now I find myself unable to engage in the passive-aggressive bullying I so love.
Here’s my joke of the week:
Nickback walks into a bar. There’s no punch line because there’s nothing funny about ruining music.
To all the girls who dye their hair blond:
You ARE ruining my recessive gene!
Go back to your natural colour.
From a True Blond
Break a leg to all cast and crew members of the Love List! <3
-Theatre Fan
So we have people smart enough to get in uni but not smart enough to park **IN** the lines. You already walk 3 miles, an extra hundred meters wont kill you.
To the Life Guard on duty Jan 23rd at 11, you are scrumptious and your shoulders make me melt. Keep it up!
Hey Uleth,
Did you hear about the ULSU referendum? Vote Jan.30th to Feb.1st! Poli-sci peeps & advocacy lovers we are adding a VP External!Check out http://www.ULSU.ca for more info!
The proff in Bio 1020 Wilfully Ignored my QUESTION as a STUDENT.I just had a question pertinent to what he was lecturing on about Genetic Drift. So I left. I am dropping the class.
Does anyone else think the University could benefit from a Puppy Room? A stress free zone with therapy animals that are their for the well-being of the Students?
I do!
To the ladies of anderson hall: try to make contact between your butt and the toilet seat… and stay there until you have finished!
The library is not your personal lounge. Try to hold off on the obnoxious chatter. Us library dwellers may tolerate you now, but come finals, we will rip your eyes out.
Short Haired Girl From Bus 32 it seems out previous attempts to meet up have been unsuccessful – lets try again, let me know the place and time. Guy With Glasses
Couldn’t believe the discrimination in Bio 1020 on the 23rd. The poor guy only had a question, probably simple to answer, and was turned away and became a joke of the class. Sad.
Dear DE2,
We are still mystified as to what you are doing up there! Are there fire-dancing rituals or something? Are you contacting the Thunder Gods every freakin’ night?
- DE1
Can someone PLEASE unscrew the plug-in boxes in PE250, I have a 3 hour night class and need my computer…
Hi to the lass wearing the Rogue Dead Guy tshirt. Awesome.
Athletes are supposed to be real men.
Public projectile vomiting is for little boys.
Pull it together Pronghorns.
Scott Allen is really hot. That’s all.
Dear Mustache Rodeoans(You know who you are),
The guy in the picture is again single! Ladies snatch him up quick! He won’t be on the market long.
Sincerely,
Single guys roommate
Dear boys @ U of L anyone want to turn a Lesbihonest straight. Xoxo confused girl
The Lord said to Moses, “say to Aaron: for the generations to come none of your decendents who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his god.”
- Leviticus 21:16-17
D2, go to the gym to work out. Our floor is on a health kick too, and we’re pretty much all kines majors. There’s no excuse to sound like you’re playing basketball at 3 am.
The meliorist is going downhill; If I didn’t have to I wouldn’t support it… even the TLF’s are getting bad
miss all my old co-workers at MBRAC, you guys were the best. have a shot for me next time you’re out and when i’m down again we’ll have a ragging party
Three original bands played the Zoo last weekend and most of the article was about a glorified Karaoke singer? What has happened Meliorist?
Nothing says “I’m a gigantic douche bag” quite like balls hanging from the back of a truck.
5 Months of all the extra okay moments. You are the best and I love you. Like Whoa!
Dear D2
Take your crazy somewhere else and act with some consideration.
Sincerely the people who live below you.
A low-end Middle Earth inn is still better than Sodexo. Know why? Hobbits could be serving you. Freaking Hobbits. Who cares what you’re eating. Hobbits. With pints.
Idle No More? How about Appease No More! #EqualRights #GetAJob #WhatEntitlement?
Really inspiring to see none of the SU council (excepting Abby Morning Bull – you go, girl) at the Idle No More teach-in on Thursday. Tell me more about your advocacy efforts…
FMA vs Avatar the last Airbender? No competition there! What’s cooler than flying bison, being able to bend the elements, AND a spin off series called The Legend of Korra???
RE: INM protestors aren’t real canadians;
Given that your biggest problem is whether to wipe your ass with a $50 or $100 bill from daddy’s oil money you should probably apologize
Instead of worrying about race, worry about your government completely raping our environment. BILL C45 IS THE REAL PROBLEM, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT RACE-White/INM supporter
Hey lesbian meeting group, what are the chances of finding a time that isn’t in the middle of a day of classes?
Sincerely, lesbian who’d like to join you.
They say you are what you eat, that’s weird cuz i don’t remember eating a sexy beast today.
Finally!! We are getting a new campus food supplier. Goodbye Sodexo, Hello Aramark…don’t disappoint us!
Dear M. Clarke at UDAC,I wanted to thank you for everything that you have done for me and for being such a wonderful person and friend. Friends like you are such a blessing! A.J.
Anyone else use to be terrified of Howard the Duck? Or is that one just me…
The girls swim team will be repping their team jackets all week, as per usual.. so If you have a problem with it confront us- man up. Ps. You can borrow a team jacket whenever
Hey, pair of giggling guys in the 24h study centre – the dirty looks you are getting from everyone in here? Totally justified. Go somewhere else.
Hey, the paintings on the 8th floor the last couple weeks were/are amazing! Thanks for making my days brighter art kids!
Just wanted to say thanks to the girl at Tim Horton’s who paid for everyone’s orders on Sunday, January 27th. You made my whole day!
Where are all the bisexuals at? ;D
Musical Theatre Society is having their annual 24h Musical! Come join us on saturday February 2nd at 8:00pm in the SU Ballrooms for some epic musical theatreness!
On Campus Services Fair
Wednesday, February 6
10:30am – 1:00pm
Uhall Atrium
You don’t have to join Globo Gym to get your dodgeball on! All you need is 6-10 friends and a killer awesome team name! Sign up at the table SU Atrium 10-3 all week!
On Behalf of the Men’s Hockey team, would just like to extend a huge THANK YOU to the students and fans who have showed up to cheer us on throughout the season!
Never be afraid to take up space, make a chair squeak or wheeze up the stairs. It’s your body. You deserve to be here.
Dear people that make the internet, MAKE THE INTERNET! It is patchy at best and even the cord doesn’t work anymore. ~ UHall resident P.s. it used to work, so we know it can.
To the 2 guys in a blue car in parking lot G
Thank you for spotting me out of my parking stall when I was trapped in. Chivalry is not dead
Sincerely,
girl in the black truck
Her name is weaver but she can’t weave a basket
To the blonde girl from bingo last week. You’re cute. Coffee sometime?
What’s that? It’s snowing? Quick U of L, turn up the A/C before everyone gets too warm!
Just because you have crutches and are on a sports team doesn’t mean you can be as loud as you want to be in the library. Pipe the fuck down.
Hey envi sci 2000! If you sit near the back and “whisper” through the whole class – heads up, the front couple rows can hear you and we don’t care about your problems. Thanks!
Dear Lesbihonest/Confused girl,
As a U of L boy, I would be thrilled to be the one to change your opinion on us. You need a real man with the willingness to share his talent.
-GBD
Dear UofL Students,
Looking for a roommate in a three bedroom house located on 4th Ave S.
Cheap rent and utilities.
Please contact m.nelson@uleth.ca if interested.
Male or Female
P.S. that ad for the roommate at 4th Ave S. is ergent and we would like someone soon! Don’t hesitate if you’re looking for a place and want two friendly roommates.
Last Airbender all the way!!
Hey Blondie in Psyc 2800 sitting near the front left! You’re smokin! Someone call 911! Want to mingle sometime?
Preoccupied in class
Hey girl in art history 1000 sitting next to the ginger. Are you single? Cause hey i just saw you and this is creepy, but i wanna meet you so meet me maybe?
trying not to be creepy
The crosswords are back….. And any thoughts of revolt have now been forgotten
Dear Middle-Aged Balding dude,
Why do you wait until you’re on the bulkhead to do up your speedo? We’re really not interested in seeing that…please stahp..
The next person to not sneeze like a normal person will have a textbook thrown at their face. Yes that’s you girl in the study center
I heard about these hunger strikes. And in order to keep the balance of food consumption , I took it upon myself to eat several time more than the average man
Anyone else checking out that #vindieselsunday funny stuff…..funny stuff
The lassie who went out of her way to open doors sure is cute
-Dear In Love With You, It has been a few months they are probably about to give up on you – About to Give Up
Dear confused girl,
GTFO.
Sincerely,
Every self-respecting lesbian
NEWSFLASH: nobody cares. Please stop broadcasting your problems to your friends and, as a consequence, to all the others in the quiet section of the library.
Everyone should take Professor Vasey’s Issues in Sexuality and Comparative Sexuality classes. They will forever be my favorite classes offered at the UofL.
A few drunk guys and a sword can only end one way…with one of the guys ending up at the health center with a stab wound
This paper is CRAP! Please try and make it RELEVANT to the school and community. Not all of us want to read about sex toys in our newspaper. Keep it appropriate.
To the band geek at CJ’s Tuesday night… maybe your gf broke up with you because of your disgusting belching. Your mamma taught you manners, USE THEM! Sincerely, grossed out girl.
Dear confused lesbehonest girl. Do you have the time?… The time to take my number?
Kelsey W, do you still read these things? Lets hang out soon!
Hot bonde girl(Red dress, amusing expressions)at Pulse on the 25th. I would love the opportunity to talk to you, but you always seem preoccupied with other Gents.Still around?
To the couple in psych 2030. Kept your hands off each other, it’s way too early for me to throw up thanks.
To the huge guy (w/earrings) who comes to the gym late. I hear you’re a prof… So it’s true then: guys who are both gorgeous and intellectual really DO exist!
Single?
To the person who complimented me in the last TLFs – Thanks! Glad I come across as such
Care to share your identity? -Kris, neurosci blond
Kindle lost outside uhd30 on grey bench. 10$ reward. Contact aaronschamber@gmail.com
Everybody who can should vote for me at this website so that I can be the 15th Canadian astronaut(wikipedia) with AXE Apollo. https://www2.axeapollo.com/en_CA/14707/josh-sorell
Hey Lethbridge puck bunnies..Fan of Peter North? Wanna see 12 of him in action? come see us plow the cluttermucks tuesday at 10:15.
To the wonderful people who have turned in my cellphone wallet twice now without stealing it. You guys are so freaking awesome!
Dear black-haired lifeguard girl,
You were the dessert to my lunch at noon on Monday.
Curvilious.
Sincerely,
Viewing Gallery Admires.
” I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve. And Adam was not the one deceived”
- 1 Timothy 2:12-14
KAPPA PI CHI’S 2ND ANNUAL SPEED DATING! FEB 7TH @7PM. ULSU BALLROOM. TICKETS NOW AVAILABLE IN UHall Atrium Feb 1, PE Feb 4/5, SU Feb 6/7. Only $10! YAY!
Hey D1, When any of you can outlift me I will take your word for something…
245lb bench for reps
720lb leg press for reps
405lb deadlift
come at me
-D2 guy
The bisexuals are located in the PRIDE Centre. SU058. Look for rainbows.
Are there any Nerdfighters on this campus? DFTBA!
FMA is better, no contest! In Avatar you only get 4 elements, in FMA your only restrictions is the law of equivalent exchange! And the characters have more development and emotion!
“Daddy’s oil money” pays my tuition, but it was earned by the hardest working man I know. Not all oilpatch workers are evil. Don’t typecast, it’s insulting.
Just so ya’ll are aware, the 24h study centre is NOT a quiet area, it is for groups to study and use as well. So giggle away gentlemen!
@Puppy Room I totally agree except the uni would never go for it. Lucky for me I have my own puppy at home off campus.
@FMA vs ATLA I agree it’s hard to beat the flying bison. Legend of Korra was good but could have been better. Still I’m excited for Season 2.
Girl last Thursday eyeing me up by fast track. Why don’t you just come sit by me
Girl last Thursday eyeing me up by fast track. Why don’t you just come talk by me
Nickelback Joke of The Week:
What’s the difference between Nickelback and a mosquito?
A mosquito will stop sucking after a while.
If you can pack your own lunch, why cant you pack your own fork? Stop using the plastic cutlery by the SU microwaves. Reduce unnecessary waste people!!!!
Interested in learning New Media-related skills but can’t take the classes? Get your learn on at http://www.techtyro.com – a site run by Nmed Majors here at the University of Lethbridge!
Two Trekkie/Trekker references in one day! Star Trek has taken over… But no one wants to be a Trekker…
Dear tantrum-throwing “blond” girl. You are the reason why our hair colour is associated with unintelligence. Sincerely, another natural BLONDE.
Did you know the University of Lethbridge has a facebook memes page? Come on guys, lets show some support and put up memes! (It’s creatively titled University of Lethbridge Memes)
I would love to hear some music players around the university. Entertain me with your acoustic brilliance while I sit in cj’s, bored with homework on my breaks.
Sincerely, Listener
I wondered why the frisbee was getting larger… Then it hit me.
What happens when you get scared half to death twice..?
Morgan, I think we really hit it off the other day on the stairs and I’d like to take you out for coffee or something sometime? -Ryan (that guy who asked if you were okay)
Dear D1
We will move once you guys are considerate enough to turn down your music and be quieter when you go outside to smoke. Then maybe we’ll move. Until then, suck it up.
Dear Smokers Outside floor 1 Uhal
Quiet down especially at 1am.
Props to Pikani for starting Insanity!!!
Good luck guys!
-D2 (Insanity crew)
Dear D/E1,
As a former member of D/E2, the cause of the noise making is a highly guarded secret, passed down from generation to generation.
- Treebear
D1
Yes, Indeed. We do the rain dances and such, how do you think it has gotten warmer???
D2
D1
3AM?!?!?! AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
D2
Re: where are all the Bisexuals at? Everywhere. Everyone is on the spectrum of sexuality because humans are sexual. Just depends on individual boundaries; desires; and experiences.
No I will not shave my beard so you can sell me a $465 photo of myself dressed in a gown with a goofy cap on.
“I just LOVE tech week!”
Said no actor. Ever.
Lol
To the girl on the track team with the purple hair.
You have a gorgeous smile and it brightens my day when I see you.
I hope you never have a reason not to smile.
-PE observer
Dear girl with pink hair working at the Starbucks in Markin Hall, you are awesome
I graduate this year and I have never had one of my TLFs featured. #sadcat
To Martin from Bio1020 the prof wasnt ignoring your question he was just gettin to the end the topic before answerin Not that big of deal its nothing to drop the class over. Chill.
Re: “Discrimination” in Bio 1020, Jan. 23
Maybe the professor was finishing his point before answering questions.
Discriminatory prof or impatient student?
The funniest part of my week was seeing Nick wearing a womans trenchcoat on New Girl (tv), up until I saw a guy walk by the 24-hr study lab wearing one. Thank you. You are so funny
Dear admiral awkward, please stop debating everything and making the people who actually want to be in the class not want to be in the class anymore. Get it together and man up.
Guy With Glasses, how many short haired girls ride Bus 32?
Sincerely, A Girl With Short Hair And Wishful Thinking.
Nobody goes on Grindr to hang out. That’s like going over to a dude’s house to “watch a movie”, expecting to watch a movie. We know what you want. Ask and ye shall receive, or top.
Q: What’s it called when a German can’t spell?
A: Daslexia.
TLF: “Three Lines Free”… Or “The Lesbian Forum”?
that annoying long beep in the library that happens many times before close. STOP. its disruptive to my studying and gives me a headache. try something nicer, like a twinkle sound.
midterms should die. like a lot.
Ladies: need a new way to challenge yourself? Give FOOTBALL a try! Leth Steel practical football orientation Feb 16 11-1 @ Chinook High. Run thru drills & fall in love w/ football
LADIES: You’ve decided to try FOOTBALL. Come learn the basics of the game Feb 25 7-9pm @ Chinook High (check FB for details). No experience necessary! Join the LETHBRIDGE STEEL!
LADIES of all shapes, sizes & abilites wanted for the Leth Steel’s 2013 season. Meet new people, learn something new & challenge yourself mentally/physically. Check FB for details.
UofL dance team,
Way to stay positive. The crowd is noticing your improvement and your encouragement is rubbing off.
Men’s Soccer,
Big up for doing yoga every week!
Comparing FMA and A:TLA is like comparing the best orange you’ve ever eaten with the best apple you’ve ever eaten. They’re both awesome in their own way.
Any other trans* people around? getting kinda lonely feeling like the only one.
Why the hell does Dr. Whishaw have to constantly tell people in Neuro 2600 to wake up? Are you kidding me? Grow up people.
the sad reality that the university Tim Horton’s has longer hours than the university library.
I get no money or cheques from the Government. The Canadian taxpayers pay nothing for me to live. I am Blackfoot…where does this idea come from? Who told you this? They lied-MHH
To the hot ginger guy from Kainai, come on down to k107 for a good time
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To the guys laughing in Markin at 9:30pm on Sunday, we can hear you and love your laugh.
-The girls in the room beside you
So…Vokey and Allen fanfic?
To the girl in the front row of the 11am comp science 1000 class i look forward to your earring choice with your clothing especially your lego earrings!
I am well aware that NAS 1000 ends at 1:30 I just had knee surgery and I can’t make it to PE 257 in 10 minutes.
I’m Not sorry I have to leave early
I’m not being disrespectful
To the guy in the suit last Friday: Sorry about that, but it had to be said. Damn, you know how to rock a suit. Sincerely, your Uhall admirers.
Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a prostitute … Which is like love, minus the morning after.
Hey, Jenni, Victoria and Tine– Can the neuroscience 2600 students make music requests for you to play before class??
–Sexy Plaid Guy
Can we all be adults and bring some kleenex to class and cover our mouths. Better yet, lets not wipe snot on our black leggings and the spot we sit at.. you know who you are.
Just trying to be a better person and pass the kindness along
Thank you! -Lassie who holds open doors
Just a single giraffe looking for another giraffe…
xoxo- the girl with the giraffe tattoo
Hi, I’m your U of L lab instructor. English is not my first Language, in fact it’s not even a language I speak…
Now Hiring PM to oversee: New Gym & Pool Lights,removal of Quad for Destination Building(Or just the fence) ,parking lot that actually functions & drill holes in coulee. Oil/Water?
Rape is a serious issue. Why is “rape” used to formulate thoughts which do not mean rape of a person. Postsec vocabulary should be extensive enough to make use of other words.
To confused girl (possibly a hasbian), be sensitive you must to those struggling with their sexuality. Freedom is yours to seduce men. And what say you about women?! – OutNProudLez
Hot dark haired lifeguard. You are a total babe, made my day. Single?
What’s with the old guy who walks around breathing at the ceiling??
Girls with large glasses are 50% more attractive than your average girl
My dearest Renae,
A more beautiful girl have I never seen, I count down the days till I shall see your face again and this time never leave.
Ordinary man in love with an angel
Hello to the tall, dark, and handsome boy with the satchel that I sometimes see in the wrap line up at CJ’s… you are the only reason why I actually eat there sometimes. -A
@FMA vs. Last Airbender Korra was pretty awesome, super stoked for season 2, but Aang will forever be my favourite. Sorry Naga, just not quite as cool as Appa I mean he flies c’mon
Dear Single Guy from Mustache Rodeo,
Grow that lip cozy so I have something to ride the next time we meet.
P.S. Grow it, you’re gorgeous with it.
- Secret Admirer
SS: Both your physique and personality are super attractive. There’s nothing I’d like more than to make poor decisions with you. – Crazed but in Control
Pink lemonade. nice. nice touch. goddamnit that’s good. aw shit. that is fresh.
Matt Tata, I don’t want to burst your bubble…but you’re not fooling anyone- we all know you secretly play the banjo!!! =D
To the people who were in L1020 on Feb.5 at 6:30pm… It was my time in that room. I was polite and didn’t interrupt you, but next time pay attention to the time your booked too
To the hot NEUR4850 TAs – Thanks for all the effort you both put in
Viminitz: “somebody has to take the D”
to the dickless piece of shit who deemed it necessary to break into my truck for a $100 gift certificate and $17 in change….. Karma is a bitch bro
We’re university students, using a parking lot properly really shouldn’t be that hard.
You’re all I find in the Room of Requirement – SlyromanticSpiderSean
are there any other giraffes out there?
I’m just looking to neck with someone.
#tallgirlproblems
The PRIDE Centre is looking for performers for Valentine’s is Such a Drag on March 8!
Auditions will be held Feb.7 12-9pm, Feb.10 12-5pm, Feb.12&13 7-9pm in the PRIDE Centre(SU058)
EXTREMELY disappointed in the person who chose to key my car in lot E Feb 6th. I hope by venting your frustration out on my car, would save you from even greater atrocities. SAD!
To the absolutely gorgeous girl with the blue hair in Geography 2600. One day I will nut up and talk to you…one day.
To the guy in the white hat and the redhaired girl in the red shirt, making out in the pool gallery isn’t your best idea. We can see you, and it’s gross. Please stop.
Dear all straight men and lesbians,
Please trim your fingernails
Sincerely, Traumatized Lesbian
Shout out to my boy Maky! You’re so talented and you’re one of the best friends anyone could have. Love you man! Everyone…check him out! #madlove #zimbocanadianlove
143 to infinity and beyond!
Happy Valentine’s Day
If your mantra is – “Cs Get Degrees” – I think you’re a moron who’s wasting your time.
If you’re old enough to go to university, you’re too old for a hat with animal ears on.
Dear “A True Blonde”
Sorry if we pull our dye job off better than you pull off your natural hair colour.
Don’t hate the player hate the game.
From A HOTTER Blonde
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, then you might as well barium!
To the girl who checked up on me in the Uhall bathroom on the morning of Jan 21st: I wish there were more people like you. Thanks for extending your hand to me.
Sincerely, Crybaby
Hey, Sadcat, this one’s for you! I wish you all the best, now get out there and strut your stuff, from one graduating student to another. Cheers, darlin’!
“Boys have penises, girls have vaginas!” -LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL Kindergarten Cop
Classic rock and blues dance party! It should be a thing
@Nerdfighter what’s your fave vlog? Mine is definitely the “In Your Pants” one. Except for perhaps the one where John tries to be an octopus and fails.
Just when I feel like giving up, Lisa brings cookies. Thank you!
Counselling Services is hosting a free Yoga class in AH100 from 6:30-8:00pm on Tue Feb 26. Yoga is a great way to relax and release stress! Please bring a mat.
To the gurl taking snap chats of herself at the pool, you look amazing!!
keep doing your thang!!
=)
If anybody finds a set of keys on a Skyrim lanyard please give send me an email at toxikblurr@hotmail.com . Thanks! (:
To Royal,
Now you can stop complaining about not getting a TLF.
Here you go! Be happy!
Girl with short hair and sat in front of me in stats last semester. You always catch my eye. Stay beautiful
His name is Raugust but everyone pronounces it like “Ray-gast”
If you don’t want to be mistaken for a lesbian then don’t wear a lesbians uniform. Its very confusing!
Our water has been poisoned with feelings, sincerly girls from D2 with icecream and bacon cravings
U of L, check out the facebook memes page “University of Lethbridge Memes”. Make your own meme. Post it. Like it. Share it. You know you want to.
An anthropologist walks into a bar and asks “why is this joke funny?”
An industry that is trying to kill off the people who’s land and culture was stolen from them is evil. Calling all INM supporters “not real canadians” is typecasting. Lemon out.
Don’t be so ignorant, it’s insulting.
What the eff is Hank? DFTBA!
Climber girl – we need to hang out more. After mid-terms?
Discipula
To whoever wrote TICKET ME across my windshield: I would have done the same, thanks for standing up for yourself! However, my F Pass’ serial number is valid in lot FS. Sorry!
Bingo boy/girl: could you be more specific? There are plenty of cute blonde girls. – Interested blonde girl from bingo
Nerdfighter reporting for duty, Captain!
Nerdfighter meet up?
Dear D2 guy:
Compensating for something?
And we don’t care how much you can lift as long as you work out at the gym instead of right above our heads.
- D1
“girls in the room beside you”, can you describe those guys from the markin hall study room? -mhguys
Dear Confused Girl,
Feel free to bring a lady friend
Xoxo
U of L boy willing to help
To the guys hockey team,
So much talent and no one wants to play TOGETHER… Clearly it’s working for ya keep it up!
#smartlikestick
When the season changed, who decided to hire Helen Keller as a valet in parking lot E.
I want to commend the Women’s Center for addressing the issues surrounding Disordered Eating. The problem around campus is MUCH bigger than anyone could realize.
Stay beautiful.
to the girls who were talking constant in the library on sunday – seriously. quiet zone for a reason.
To whoever thinks people make the internet. Shut up.
You said you didn’t give a fuck about hockey
And I never saw someone say that before
You held my hand and we walked home the long way
You were loosening my grip on Bobby Orr
Pursue or give up on the exact feeling. The Utilities are playing @ The Owl this Friday (15th). Come and feel the love. It’s a Flag Day Celebraish! And there’s NO COVER!
To the short curly haired angel, I love that you are my best friend, and hope to always have you in my life even if it isn’t in the way I dream about. <3
Short hair girl and wishful thinking, I’m sure many girls with short hair ride bus 32, but there is one in particular that I’ve been drawn to and I’m hopeful/wishful that it’s you.
Nickelback Joke of the Week:
Two people go to see a Nickelback concert.
It’s been six years and I love you more now than ever before. Happy anniversary Stephen!
Any Imgurians?
All of the single, forever alone guys need to get with the single, forever alone girls… But how? seems so simple yet we are all still single and forever alone…
To the ladies at the bookstore. Thanks for being understanding and helping me out when I forgot my school ID card. The world needs more people like you. Sincerely, a busy student.
Steven Mosimann and Tony Russell should teach a “How to teach 101″ class and it should be a requirment to for all sceince professors.
If the driver of the silver Grand AM in the rear-end collision at 9AM Feb 8th @ Jerry Potts/Red Crow lights is reading this, can you please contact me at unistudent036@hotmail.com?
Dear D2 guy:
The problem with posting your lifts is that there is always a bigger, badder, mother trucker who can put your lifts to shame. P.S. We all know “for reps” means twice.
Dear cute black boys sitting in the back corner of the library February 11 at 7 pm wearing blue shirts, either of you single and ready to mingle!? –Distracted girl
Therr had to be at least 69 blonde girls at bingo last week…care to elaborate on that one pal?
GuyWithGlasses, February 15, on campus Tim Hortons in PE hall, 10am. Morning tea/coffee? Sincerely, Wishful Thinking and hoping I’m your girl.
To the one and only girl with died blue hair in geography 2600. You’re beautiful. You should smile more often. You make me smile every day
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To the person offended by sex toys,
They so ARE relevant! After all, not everyone has a special someone on Valentine’s (but rather, a special something)
Just witnessed a sodexo staff get winded moving two armchairs in cj’s
where all the tall girls at? – sincerely, the tall club
if i were to ever travel through space and time….. i think i would want a vodka lime
but seriously…. if i were a professor i would instafail anyone who ate loud food in my classes
if your looking to join or contact the tall club simply fire an email to tallclubuleth@gmail.com applications must include height and a list of tall activities you enjoy
To the person that returned my wallet today (Feb. 12):
You’re a champion. Thanks SO much. You saved my ass/identity/moneythatIdon’thave/life. God bless and continue to impress xx
You’d think that a professor would know the english language he teaches in. Really? Go back to school if you dont know basic spelling or grammar.
To the hot red head in race/ethnicity…..why you look sooo goooood!?!?
Thank you to the random student in film studies who lent me a pencil after mine refused to sharpen. After 6 failed attempts, I was relieved to have someone kind around.
Know the bible:
1 Timothy 2:12
Leviticus 19:19; 25:44-46
Numbers 15:32-36
Exodus 21:7-8
Luke 12:51-53
Matthew 10:34
Courtesy of Your Friendly Neighbourhood Atheist
“You have to f*ck your way to peace” -Philosophy 2210
I’m down for a nerdfighter meet up. When and Where?
Hey D2 guy, I benched 245 once, then I turned seven. Do you even lift bro?
LOST (Feb13); If anyone stumbles across a green and yellow pencil case that has a green necklace and silver earrings in it. PLEASE bring it to security.
You would be my savior.
I found the car that hit me so disregard that last post about the rear-end collision
Just wanted to drop a line to thank all the waitresses at the Zoo! Jay, Kris, Selin, Jo (and the rest whose names I am unsure of) thanks for always greeting me with a smile
Vokey/Allen Fanfic. THIS.
Hey Meliorist, how come I can’t tweet my TLFs? It’s 2013 get on that
To the Ryan working in Vasey’s lab. You are the only man I am gay for. That is all.
Dear John, Happy Vtines! I will try to be a more graceful winner next time I beat you in running/biking/swimming/skiing/Guesstures/general. From your girlfriend/idol
to the 2 girls in Geog 2600,
Stop complaining about GLERs! Some people actually take uni seriously, so you should probably SHUT UP!
Sincerely,
Girl who likes paying attention
To the guy supervising the Chem 1000 midterm on Wednesday night, are you a carbon sample? Cause I want to date you.
@scared half to death twice…
You are then 1/4 alive obviously…
Dear students of Engl 3700; do not let yourselves be silenced. The prof may think she can single you out, but there are others standing with you. Be respectful- but not submissive.
I’m Fat. I need to lose weight. But I still love me. And if you give me a look of disgust, I don’t care. Your opinion of me makes no difference to my unconditional love for myself.
To the short haired girl that works at the book store you are beautiful. Keep that amazing smile going!
To the girl in the red hoodie at the top of Psyc 2800, coffee sometime? – Nervous Guy
Dear Matt A. with the bright blue backpack, you are more and more attractive everytime I see you! Single?
I know honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that’s about four inches. We go my way, it’s an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?
Roses are red,
Violet are blue,
To the guy who followed me all the way down uhall to give me back my favorite white scarf,
I’d like to say “thank you”
You know you’re from Lethbridge when you think a deep and thorough blow job is something the wind does to your hair.
Dear Girl Confused by Lesbian Uniforms,
You don’t even go here!!
Hey douche bags who chuck their cigarette butts out their car window..that’s how grass fires generally start in a place like Leth. It’s called littering. Show some respect.
To the cute guy who saw a girl checking her car battery issue on last monday around 3pm..thank you for asking if it was ok
i almost wished it wasnt so you we couldve talked more
To the champ that posted TTH lyrics in last weeks… You are a sacred and wonderful soul.
D2, you may be able to lift lots but how functional are you?
1 arm snatch 40 lbs for reps
Overhead bosu ball squat 50 pounds
AND I can almost do a full one legged squat
Cum at me
Which one of you put PE 250 on the front page of Reddit? I’m looking at you jigglefest2…
To the guy that does Absolute Balderdash on CKXU. You should not joke about beating children on your radio show. Not cool, bro.
To the lovely gentleman singing as he walked from the tunnel to uhall on the 15, couldn’t stop smiling, you have an amazing voice, keep it up!
Stephanie Inman: #10 on the Jersey, #1 in my heart!
Interested blonde girl; I think you were first year and in a science program. If not I think I’d still like to meet you sometime – Bingo guy.
An hour and a half in the oven to cook food? It’s the year 2013.
#ChickenProbs
Real is famous.
Hey students! March 1st is imgur Kindness Day. Bring a smile to someone’s face.
”No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.” – Aesop.
KNES 2200 – someone needs to get Ja Rule a watch…and more swagger, if possible.
-MF
Hello Unknown Admirer: Thanks! I need something to kill the time when my friends aren’t around, so snapchat it is! Glad to know I don’t look as silly as I thought! – Pool Area Girl
Renae: why do my thoughts always find you there. It is a struggle to think of anything else because nothing else is worth thinking about.
-ordinary man in love with an angel
hey library. it’s READING week. on monday the gym was open. you were closed. the rest of the week you have reduced your hours from 8-11 to 8-430. are you serious?!
Releasing a CineCoup trailer Feb 28 for a feature film being made by uleth students and alumni in Lethbridge this summer. http://www.facebook.com/RosalindRevenge.
Hey Coffee Company man! You always make my mornings better with your genuine smile and delicious breakfast sandwiches. Keep up the excellent work! You’re the best!
to my favourite Imgurian, myopinionis, stay classy my friend… stay classy. Jose and Banana for scale.
From DocKSAR
What’s more fun than throwing rocks at houses? The 30th Annual ULMCC Open Curling Bonspiel is fast approaching! March 15-17. 4 people per team. Sign up at Sports & Rec. desk.
To the dark haired guy with a hat at the gym Friday night of reading week around 8:30 on the treadmill by the mats, single?
-Curly haired girl you were smiling at
Last time I checked all of us in residence pay to have internet ALL THE TIME. Why is it then that the internet only works part of the time? So frustrating!
You would think professors would know that the 9th floor library is a silent area… Get off your cell phone! You aren’t exempt from the rules.
Haha! To the so called “HOTTER Blonde”
Don’t forget to do your eyebrows!
From A True Blonde
To the random guy in the plaid shirt who bought my coffee. You disappeared before I could thank you, so….Thanks!
@othernerdfighter Favorite hank vlogs Human Sexuality is Complicated, and Adult Female. Favorite John vlogs Surreal Dissent into Madness and How it Felt. Also An Evening of Awesome
Hank is a mass of incandescent gas located about 26,000 light years from the center of the Milky Way. DFTBA.
I love her, but don’t know what to say…or how to say it
Tips?
Flat out ask? Nervous Man!
You can be my Whorecrux! – SpiderSean
Make your voice heard and vote in the student elections! Vote for a student that cares, re-elect Victoria Wells!
Beware she who should not be slayed – SS
Girl with the cassette tattoo on her back at the gym. You are quite attractive!
I like your face.
I know your busy Dr. Greg Patenaude, but if you have a chance to write an article; it would greatly improve the quality of this paper.
Sincerely,
Those who enjoy a proper drink.
Hey you! Yeah, you.
ilubttws
Stop smiling, goof! Or someone’s going to know this is meant for you!
If the fetus you save ends up being homosexual, will you still fight for its rights?
To the person that yelled shut up to the band jamming on the stairs in the Fine Arts building at 9pm on the 24th, maybe you should shut up and enjoy some good music.
Really hope I see the gorgeous blonde angel from Essies that I met on saturday night. I can’t get your smile out of my head.
Shameless plug: Looking for a 5th member to join our possible League of Legends team. We’re silver level players looking for “LoLz” but are sick of “yolo-queue”. Anyone interested?
You are the chips in my soggy sandwich – AWESOME.
VOTE MEGAN FOR YOUR NEW ARTS AND SCIENCE REP! Choose megan if you want MORE from your student union.
To the staff at the Campus Coffee Company who were disappointed no one had written a tlf about them this semester, now someone has.
sometimes its like dam when does science stop being so fckin cool but honestly the answer is never
CUISINE4ACAUSE CUISINE4ACAUSE CUISINE4ACAUSE. EAT OUT ON MARCH 7TH! YOUR MOM WOULD BE PROUD! SPRING ROLLS, STREATSIDE EATERY AND 2 GUYS PIZZA! PROFITS TO THE MS SOCIETY
WHICH KELSEY W… there might be a few…….
IME Students Present: CUISINE4ACAUSE on March 7th, go for dinner between 5 and 10pm at Spring Rolls, Streatside Eatery or Two Guys and a Pizza Place. Support the MS Society!!!
The Lethbridge Alberta Motion Picture Showcase (LAMPS) is looking for short film submissions to show off at the Movie Mill in April! Go to lampsfest.ca for more info
ULSU/EUS Clothing Sale – Feb.27/28 – 10am-4:30pm
All clothes under $10! Proceeds go to a PSIII scholarship!
To the cute blonde guy in witch hunts: I’m not confessing to being a witch but
ooh ee ooh haha ting tang walla walla bing bang, ooh ee ooh haha ting tang walla walla bing bang!
Looking for a new job? Lethbridge’s newest restaurant is still hiring! Like us on FB @The Smokehouse BBQ & Bar! Send resumes to myotheraddy2@gmail.com or fax to: 403 380 3321!
Hey did you know there is going to be a smokehouse in Lethbridge? It’s true, The Smokehouse BBQ and Bar is opening in March. I can taste the smokey meat goodness now!
Think you have what it takes to be a “Pork Star”? Opening March 2013 – The Smokehouse BBQ & Bar! Follow us on twitter @smokehousethe or like us on FB: The Smokehouse BBQ and Bar!
Have you guys seen that show the wire?
CUSINE4ACAUSE; March 7th go out and grab some eats at Streatside Eatery, Two Guys and a Pizza Place or Spring Rolls and 100% of the profits from 5-10 go to the MS Society!!!
Hey, short haired girl with wishful thinking I didn’t recive your previous message in time, how about we meet up on march 12th at noon at the Tim’s on campus. Guy with glasses.
6 Months, mon amour. And happy birthday, too. (:
Dear blonde girl, in polkadot shirt in the library on Wednesday night. You are very pretty. That is all.
To the sir with the name that gives life color.
Don’t worry, purple may have bad connotations.
But one day, you’ll get your Crown.
You brighten my day. And sometimes nights.
Peace.
I really enjoy this time of year when every available wall space on campus is covered in tacky posters with shitty/irrelevant memes on them.
Hungry? Head out on March 7th between 5 and 10pm to Streatside Eatery, Spring Rolls or Two Guys and a Pizza Place and 100% of food profits go to the MS Society of Lethbridge!
I am this man you speak of… The one they call jigglefest2
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Wanted: One married couple for free round-trip vacation to Mars. Preferably a homosexual couple to prevent the possibility of SPACE PREGNANCY *insert spooky ghost noises here*
I left my stainless steel thermos in room C 630 on Tuesday, if someone has found it, or given it to security, I would be very thankful!
I will happily give the Meliorist $2 when they write some articles that are actually of interest to the general student body.
If the Meliorist is written “for the week of Thursday, ” it would be advisable to also distribute it Thursday. You do have weekly readers, you know.
To my love bug and the biggest dork in the world. I’m sending you rainbows and butterflies as a reminder of how special you are to me. from the lonely rhino in the cow pasture
I shall vote in the student elections the day a candidate commits to the spreading of glorious Convergence. Altman be praised!
Bingo guy: that’s definitely me. Where and when would you like to meet? – Blonde girl
Dear traumatized lesbian,
I clip my nails.
Sincerely,
An adorable butch lesbian.
1) bowtie 2) fishsticks and custard 3) allons-y your butt to galileo’s on March 30! I mean it! Now- RUN!
(I’ll be the big blue box)
Walk into the Zoo. Three dudes are working. They sat there watching tv for 20 minutes until a waitress came on shift, then sent her to get me. WHO ARE THESE LAZY PIECES OF S***?
Don’t get me wrong, it’s management and the kitchen staff that suck at the Zoo. The waitresses there are ALL golden beauties
I’ve started thinking of our government as more like an elected dictatorship. Especially after harper’s gov’t started calling itself harper’s gov’t.
Tall or short. Black or white. Fat, skinny, or in between. Atheist, religious, or just not sure. Straight or crooked- We’re all in this life together, SO LETS LIVE
To the guy in MWF 10:00 PSYC 2030 who complains and swears under his breath a lot: if you read your textbook, you wouldn’t be so lost all the time. Kindly shut up and pay attention
Dear “Friendly Neighbourhood Athiest”
Perhaps YOU should know the Bible because taking scriptures out of context makes you look stupid
From: Faithful Believer
HEY POOL, I CAN HEAR YOUR AQUA-ROBICS MUSIC POURING THROUGH EVERY HOLE IN THE STUDENTS UNION BUILDING. IS PLAYING MUSIC FOR PEOPLE UNDER WATER REALLY THAT NECESSARY?!
Dear “A True Blonde”
My eyebrows match beautifully and I’m sure that’s part of the reason I get so many compliments.
Have you ever gotten a compliment?
From STILL A Hotter Blonde
To whoever found my car keys near the pool and returned them to the security office- you are a lifesaver. Thank you so much!
Hey Nervous Guy, go say hi to her! Whats the worst that can happen?
I don’t always go on facebook, but when I do, I like Univeristy of Lethbridge Memes
Homosexual/Fetus OP; Hats off to you. You described that paradox perfectly. For that I thank you.
Ryan Raugust sure is attractive
Colton Erismann is a babe
Colton Erismann is a babe
Dear DE1 & DE2 beefheads,
We are ALL sick of hearing how much you rep.
You’re not impressive. Get a hobby.
Love,
Everyone.
son of a god damn mother fucker.
To all the men at the Jersey party,
you all looked dayum fine in those jerseys!
wear them everyday please??
CUSINE4ACAUSE: On March 7th, between 5 and 10pm, go grab a bite at Streatside Eatery, Two Guys and a Pizza Place or Spring Rolls. ALL food profits going to the MS Socitey!!
Thank you to Rob for being my Mario and saving this stranded Princess Peach from the huge snow storm! <3
Renae-you could be hazardous to my health,a heart skipping beats and not being able to breath are not healthy but it has become normal around you-ordinary man in love with an angel
Hey meliorist, if you want to cut down on costs why not stop printing 10x more copies than are consumed? I mean seriously, save trees, save money.
To my friendly neighborhood atheist,
You can make literature say anything you want if you take things out of context. Do some research and try again.
God loves you!
To my Pronghorns jersey model on twitter from last semester, do you not work there anymore? How am I supposed to find you to ask you out? -From the guy buying flashcards.
Does anybody else think the one The Fast Track worker sounds like Christoph Waltz?
I live with the self-proclaimed human glory hole. Any interested applicants should apply within. No experience necessary,anonymous aliases preferred.
Do you know what you’re doing?
In life…? Or the plan?
The plan!
Oh . . .Phew!!!
(Graduation wouldn’t be so hard if it didn’t involve moving and having to make adult decisions!)
Happy birthday, my love! Ready for a little surprise?
I don’t support the $2 increase for the Meliorist. The content seldom interests me and newspaper is a very antiquated and wasteful form of media. Time to enter the 21st century.
When did Mr. Freeze assume control of the thermostat in the library?
Thank you U of L for bringing Tom Flanagan to speak at our university!! Epic how it turned out eh?
Sometimes I wake up from half a province away and remember that you live the life I always wanted. I’m so happy for you and all you’ve done.
Is anyone else a big fan of stand-up comedy? Is there a group of people that want to watch and/or perform stand-up on campus? There should be…
This natural blonde vs fake blonde tlf spat is the entire reason there isn’t a ‘chick code’ – we’d rather stab each other in the back that watch each others back.
To the 3 individuals who got out of their own vehicles to help push the car at the intersection at 1:30 on Monday afternoon, you made me smile out loud.
I avoid going on Facebook so I don’t have to see how much fun my friends are having while I’m dying a studious death. And no, I do not mean Studios
To the hobbit in k208,
is it bad that I can’t formulate thought without your face, your eyes, or your voice in it?
JK you’re stupid.
I realize that I am a terrible person for wishing female pattern baldness upon both the “true blonde” and the “hotter blonde.” I realize it, but the thought still makes me chuckle.
Thanks to U of L maintenance for such quick work on the snow removal
Shout-out to beards.
Suddenly there came a Tweet from the iPad ‘neath my seat
And when upon it I did pore
Quoth @Raven: #Nevermore
To the person who turned in an iPhone to the library Monday night, thank you for making my week a little less stressful.
R U F’ing serious?! The library just opened in the morning, and of ALL the available space, u have to sit in a booth by me?! WHY?! Come on ppl! This always happens!
IME 2012/2013 Presents: CUISINE4ACAUSE: Go grab a bite at Streatside Eatery, Two Guys Pizza or Spring Rolls on March 7th, ALL food profits to the MS Society of Lethbridge!
Ottawa = scowling faces and missionary sex. It’s science!
Yann, glad to run into you. Sorry about your feet. You’re still cute as ever. Want to hang sometime?
Are K-Pop fans still out there? Want to be friends?
Paying $2 more for the Meliorist won’t be the end of the world, but please, please try printing half as many newspapers first.
Missing! A set of keys on a purple lanyard that says Wired 96.3 on them! If found please take to security! Thank you!!! Stay classy lethbridge
Wow! That was fast! Thank you to whomever returned my missing keys! Youre a gem and im glad there are people out there like you :3
Shout out to everyone shorter than me…….without you guys i wouldn’t be tall
What are bangers and mash? -confused man
To the wonderful gentleman who handed my friend and I a fiver that one of us “dropped” walking down the stairs during Tuesday’s nightclass. You are a gem. Thank you! -Liz
“51% of students polled… read only the Meliorist for their news”?! That may be the most depressing thing I’ve ever read about the U of L student body. I’m pro fee hike but OMG.
Why doesn’t the Meliorist go paperless? It reflects badly on us as a student body to be clinging to medium collapsing on global scale. Even my Grandma is getting papers online now
CUISINE4ACAUSE: On march 7th go grab a bite at Streatside Eatery, Spring Rolls or Two Guys and a Pizza Place and 100% of food profits go to the MS Society!!! Eat for a good cause!
To the wonderful person who found my debit card and turned it into Security, thank youuuuuuuu!
I am against the ULSU elections being a popularity/postering contest, but I couldn’t help but vote for the Joan of Arc reference. Well played, Lisa Hildebrand.
Loud typers are going to be the death of me.
Hey, i appreciate the anonymous compliment!
but I am seeing someone at the moment
-Matt.A with the bright blue backpack
Maybe if the Tim Hortons staff spent more time working and less time obsessing about smoke breaks it wouldn’t take 30 minutes to get a muffin.
Gayn <3
Dear [individual of sexual interest] that I [see/met/talked to] at [campus location/nightlife hotspot]. You’re [adjective] and have the best [noun] ever. We should grab [drink].
I think the music studios should practice in the atrium from now on! Beautiful traveling accoustics could be heard through the fine arts! Made my day!
We really need to start an outdoor adventure club!
Who’s in?
Did you know the Campus Women’s Centre is hiring a new Co-Coordinator for the upcoming 2013/2014 school year?
Vote Dee Goyal for Arts and Science Rep. He truly deserves it!
Dear guy in the Testing Center,
It’s a sweater not a jacket!! Learn to spot sweaters that aren’t your typical hoodies!!
Sincerely,
Girl who ended up freezing!
Hey Neurologist, a great smile with golden nose ring at CAETL. Lets have short break with coffee nearby Black/White mouse lab!
When you leave the lecture while the prof is talking, PLEASE close the door quietly on your way out! It’s very hard to hear them talking when you keep hearing a loud bang.
Thank you to the guy who works at Tims for giving me the free danish
that was a nice deed you did for a university student – girl who’s order you already know
To Alex on the swim team you are my sunshine. Keep on rocking that front crawl!
Whenever I feel sad about my ex, I just remember how much my inheritance is worth and then I smile because he’ll never see any of it.
Well guess I have to find the Doctor in galileo’s on March 30th now
Dear smokers outside uhall,
Please don’t smoke outside E1, rather go to the 6th floor.
Some of us are trying to sleep.
Thanks!
Re: Facilities Survey – I’d like to change my response of snow removal satisfaction from “extremely dissatisfied” to “so dissatisfied I can’t even comprehend the dissatisfaction.”
I’ll support the 2$ increase when the sports section is actually good. It should be about all the teams in season and how far we are from playoffs and game outcomes. Just sayin.
To Da Boyz,
Glad to see you didnt get lost on the way to the gym..
Love Da Gurlz.
Ms street.
I will wait! Never know if ya don’try
You are the coolest girl in the world! Keep on smiling that smile that cheers me up when I feel down. Always on my mind! Date?
I want to thank Candice SO SO SO much for stopping and checking to make sure I was okay. I appreciate it SOOO much! You made my day seem not so bad and it was very sweet of you
If you have a french fry goldfish under your tv, your are nasty! -SpiderSean
SpiderSean wisdom, if you are going to send an inappropriate photo, atleast wear a nice watch/ring
20 minute Zoo sitter, we apologize for your wait and hope your next visit to the Zoo is a positive experience. Looking forward to selling you sweet, sweet alcohol.
Bartender Jess.
“True love is rare, and it’s the only thing that gives life real meaning.” -Gilmoregirl
Sheep-eep to beards!
I don’t know any context in which stoning children, beating slaves and willingly agreeing to kill your son is moral. The quickest route to atheism is to read the Bible.
I hope people with long sentence tattoos conform to academic conduct and use proper citation. Just use Chicago, so you can hide the endnotes!
To the 3 guys doing chin ups in the morning of March 7 by the pool… You 3 have the nicest muscles we have ever seen!!! Keep up the hard work!
-Viewing gallery admirers
The two blondes arguing in the TLFs is a perfect example of why dumb blonde jokes exist.
To Whomever left a FULL Timmy’s roll up coffee in lot E (I’m assuming by mistake.) Thanks a lot for the free coffee
Danna in the green sweater at the Zoo Wednesday the 6th: you look like you know a lot about greenhouses. Excellent.
To the blonde girl, in a black wrangler hat, in the Fine Arts building on Friday. You are beautiful! Single?
Bingo girl, how about Galileo’s on Friday after this TLF section gets printed at around 4PM? If we miss that window, maybe the next bingo night?
One with whom to fly a kite, watch Doctor Who by candlelight, to cuddle and hug and hold real tight, and laugh all day and love all night. Please find me! With love, Lonely Girl.
Dear D2
Seriously?! It’s 2 am! I know it’s a Friday and over half my floor is out drinking but there are those of us trying to sleep down here. Please stop being so crazy.
D1
Marriage isn’t a right, it’s a social institution that has been hijacked by most of the world’s governments.
To the Katelyn(Possibly wrong spelling, red dress, corona hat) from Pulse on Saturday night, promised to find you again later, but didn’t manage to. This is my 2nd attempt.
Anyone wanna do a Triathlon with me this summer? Zephyrs Triathlon Team is offering free two-week trials for students. Newbs totaly welcome
Text me (Jay Jay) at 403-715-2119
Is it just me or has mimicking the Chive’s ‘Keep Calm & ____’ getting kind of over used…
What going to happen to the Meliorist now that it didn’t get the levy increase? Hope the TLF stick around…
KLP I’m going to miss you in Calculus
COLLABARET MASQUERAVE
March 30 at 8pm in the Enmax Centre. No plans for Easter weekend? Come dance, relax, and enjoy LED spinning and local DJs with the OMC!
TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK.
Glad the $2 levy wasn’t passed. Now to see if I can support the homeless for $2.. Ooops.. i bought Hiroba instead. Next time…next time.
There are people that make the internet!… Or at least a magical room on the fifth floor!
RIDE THE LIGHTNING! – SpiderSean
Breaking Bad is indeed the king of shows.
Johnny Mac is the best looking guy on campus!
To the awesome K-Sig guy who fixed our computer and saved our project, YOU ARE THE BEST!
-KPC pledges
Fully torqued for Minsoo-A-Palooza tonight. Live music. Beer!
Physics lab. We got charts and graphs and stuff. Complete work just as the lab ends. Click save. “Excel has stopped responding.” FUCK.
Class Aves for Chem 1000, 2000, 2410, and 2500: 1.88, 1.92, 2.15, 2.03. I guess the university doesn’t see a problem here? Give your heads a shake.
Hey Ryan, way to make the Meliorist a worthwhile read, been enjoying you as the newest addition. Keep up the interesting stories!
Why yes, Homeless Fundraisers. I completely agree that the ladies of the University should ‘DO-NATE’.
-Sincerely, all guys named Nate.
You wouldn’t take your homework to a bar. So why do some people think it’s ok to talk through lectures? Leave if you’re bored, but if you stay, let other people focus.
All the kool kilted katz will be at the atrium 11:45 Friday! There WILL be bagpipes!
Cj’s is so shitty they manage to ruin PRE-PACKAGED ice cream!
I cut across the bus loop to avoid panhandlers
Story time!
There once was a rabbit who….
Continue it
The Deathbridge Derby Dames play their season opener on Saturday, March 23rd, at 7 PM at the Exhibition Park N pavilion. Don’t miss it! Come on out and support local athletics.
To the cute Sodexo guy who made me his first wrap on Wed. afternoon – You are awesome and adorable. You can make me wraps anytime
To the drunk girl celebrating her birthday at pops pub on tuesday night, thank you for shooting me with a large missile of ketchup.
Sincerely,
Not impressed guy.
I think you girls chose the wrong day to wear skirts. Thanks for holding the door though! Wind warnings suck eh?
The only bigger chumps than individuals who have taken Knes 1000 and deem themselves educated in the field of Kinesiology are these 5 day “homeless” who panhandle for pettycash.
anyone else notice that most of the computer cubicles are shaped like swastikas in the library.
Putting an ad right next to the TLFs was OH so clever (for the record it’s the only part the students read). Try fundraising instead of complaining about not getting your 2$.
Maybe take out one of the lame articles no one likes instead of taking out the TLFs because I came to this page (tlf submit) anyway to read them.
To the person who dropped a brown wallet with the picture of a bike on it in CJ’s, I have left it at security for you!
To the Meliorist:
Nice try last week, posting that TLF about how the referendum failing to get the majority vote would lead to less TLFs and more ads, and then posting
so much ads on the TLF pages. Way to show some grace and maturity when you don’t get your way. A little subtlety next time perhaps?
Hahaha. These elections were a joke. Barely any voter turnout. So whoever is popular in Rez, wins. And then the Meliorist fails to get the $2 increase they badly needed. Wow!
Democracy is a joke! Our future is with the youth? Lol. We look like we need a dictator who could think for us. Pathetic.
Boulderfest is Saturday March 23. Come out to the fest and try over 50 new boulder problems and win some great prizes. To sign up, or for more info, visit the climbing wall!
Blonde, front row, NEUR3600 – You would be gorgeous in any case, but sitting in the front row and destroying this tough neuro class makes it exponentially better.
A huge thank you to the subway customer who found my phone and turned it in on March 14. You’re the best! — Forgetful Samsung Galaxy girl.
No Rest.
To the idea of an outdoor adventure club, that would be awesome! Maybe make a Facebook page and see how many people are interested?
I highly disagree with the premise of fundraising on a university campus. Everyday there’s some cause asking us for money. I need my change so don’t make me feel bad for not paying
Yes meliorist.. You made your point. Too bad all the tlfs are listed right here on the interweb. Don’t see the need for printed papers every week anyways. Aren’t you tree huggers?
Fridays at the Zoo: Order Beef Dip with Beef Veggie Soup. Dip sandwich in soup. You are welcome.
Is it just me, or is it sad and tragic that there are people who don’t realize that “Keep calm and carry on” was ORIGINALLY a British WWII propaganda piece?
Props to this year’s 5D4H crew for being hilarious, and for not being obnoxious and harassing people when asking for donations! You kids are awesome. Also, Sean Glydon is a fox.
Free mustache rides on E4
Dear guy who thinks the Chive started “Keep Calm and ____” please learn your history and understand the world doesn’t revolve around the Chive
I would be so down for an adventure club! Lethbridge has so many fun places to explore!
Neurosci Kris – you are absolutely gorgeous. Your joy and light illuminate me even overseas. Merci beaucoup, ma petite pomme de terre.
To the U of L dance team: congrats on first at the Calgary Dance & Cheer competition! I was very proud to see you represent so well.
Sees person with fluorescent orange hat.. “Is that a homeless person?”
To the girl who gave me a free hot chocolate while I was at the library Sunday night. You made my day. Thanks!
Collabaret Masquerave, March 30th, Enmax Centre at 8pm. Hosted by the Object Manipulation Club (OMC), featuring L.E.D. spinners and local DJs!
Global Drums:
Please take away your bottles
Before I do
Or fruit flies and mould take over us all.
Nerd Fest [MAR 21-23 at the Galt Museum]: Scott McCloud’s history of comic books, astronaut Roberta Bondar, pop culture movie trivia night + all night games night: galtmuseum.com
Cute blond who works at Coffee Company, single?
Wanted: Hot party girls. Why: Ski trip.
if there is one thing i want to get on its a warm, wet, and wild………weekend in Kimberly. B&S CLUB KIMBERLY (actually this time) SKI TRIP!
ever seen monkeys having sex on a snowboard? – visit the B&S Club table in the PE, UHALL, and Student’s Union atriums this week.
Kimberly got me so wet last weekend, cum along on the B&S Club Kimberly Ski Trip- APRIL 5-7
Did someone sale the B&S club is going on a slush cup ski trip to Kimberley.!!
Shoutout to all the people who participated in the “5 Days for the Homeless”! You are all beauty’s for enduring that bitter weather!
thank you for your empathy and compassion
I’m pretty sure the Queen of England said the “Keep Calm” thing long before the Chive.
That moment when your girl sends me pictures of herself when you are not around. Sorry sir, I am winning and you are losing.
Marvin
Library’s Easter weekend (March 29-April 1) hours are: Friday (Mar 29): CLOSED; Saturday(Mar 30): 10am-6pm; Sunday(Mar 31): 1-9pm; Monday(Apr 1): 10am-5pm. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
Can’t somebody PLEASE wd40 the library exit doors. Their squeal sounds like Free Willy wanting his family back.
Meliorist, don’t change. You’re part of the culture of this university, and a few bored and boring conservatives shouldn’t change that.
To Luke: The guy who bought my sandwich. Your the best man, thanks!
Dear Kilt Guy, you are bloody brilliant! You make my heart go all a flutter and your accent makes me melt. “If you don’t know where you are going, any road will get you there.” <3
I dont always get married, but when I do its after a 60 of vodka next to a St Patricks Throne – SpiderSean
Who do i have to Frappé around here to get a good Frappé!? – SpiderSean
Dear galileos loungers,
Galileos is not a place to act like wild apes!
loudly drumming on seats and yelling is annoying
and disrespectful to others trying to enjoy the space!
Quiet area means no cellphone chats. I’m looking (dirtily) at you, blondie.
To Dannie,
That’s cute!
Love your roommates
Adventure Club! Just check out the Environmental Science & Geography Clubs. Doesn’t need to be your major
We have tons of fun, great people & go on adventures! Who knew!
Wanted: Cute girl with dyed hair and an animal hat. Must be an artist and/or gamer.
All in favour of turning the library’s level 10 into a study lounge and additional food outlets? Then it’s settled.
Ya, that red sign that says EMERGENCY EXIT ONLY ALARM WILL SOUND means don’t open the door! And if you do accidentally open it, don’t sit there giggling about it, solve your fuckup
Scumbag meliorist: cuts the tlfs section down, wants more money.
I want to thank whoever wrote the TLF about 5D4H last week. You definitely made my day!
A fox named Sean Glydon
The TLFs are even worse now. I think the staff is a little butthurt.
Story time continued:
…died.
…there once was a ribbit who lived on a vibrator and….
Keep continuing the story
Recently lost a purple wallet on the 19th! if found please return it to security & keep the cash. I just need some irreplaceable things in there. Thank you!
To Joe at Tim Hortons,
You’re caring and warm spirit is awesome.
Thank you for being so personable and bubbly!
You help make long study days bearable
Looking for a female roommate! Close to university! Great place to live! For more details email me: kat.witt@hotmail.com
I just wanted to commend Ryan on his lovely article about 5 days for the homeless. It was a very thoughtful take on homelessness as an issue and the experience of the volunteers.
Estuary… great play!!! The snake thing -> not ok!
Adam Long (nova guy) I have the biggest crush on you. But I can’t seem to figure out if you have a girlfriend or not… So do you?
I’m really excited for summer. Mostly because I don’t like clothing and summer means I get to wear less of it. A bathing suit and a light long blouse is all I need.
-Summer Girl
Dear people in 24 hour study room,
Please shut up, just because you aren’t studying doesn’t mean the rest of us aren’t.
Sincerely,
annoyed student trying to study
To the blonde who whispers a lot in phys 2000 who sits right beside me. Your pretty good looking. Just thought you should know.
To the summer lover. My room stay pretty hot, you can take your clothes off there
I’d rather read my cats blog then half the articles in this god forsaken newspaper. And TLF’s? f that s in the a2m. Why should stupid people like me force their words upon people?
Thank you to the beautiful girl who put an extra quarter in the parking meter when I came up short Wednesday morning. You made my day!
Melanie, your new hairdo rocks!
Guy on elevator: “idk why they don’t play the University radio station on the elevators, then someone would actually listen to it.” Fantastic idea!
I’m craving a flaffel pita but after seeing how rude & disrespectful the owner/manager was to the staff I’ve chosen to take my business elsewhere! Such an unprofessional woman! :O
MTS is having their 6th annual Way Off Broadway show on Sunday, April 7th at 8pm in the David Spinks Theatre! Tickets $5 at the door. Come out and enjoy some musical awesomeness!
I’m confused as to why there are so many Christians around. If you’re going to worship God, you might as well convert to Islam. It’s the updated form. Quit living in the past.
Hey Uleth Students, maybe we should show a little respect to those who have to clean up after us in the public washrooms, and remove the disgusting mess we leave behind. Are we 2?
Kelti Boissonneault’s article reminded me that the problems complained about by Americans exist here in Canada too. We need to stop corporations from controlling the government!
A special thanks to anyone who helped me when I was stuck in the elevator in the Library. You are amazing people and I wish I had gotten your names.
Dear Treebunny, you make me happy. I demand you stay in my life forever. -Batman
Egotistical prof,
The way you spoke to me, not even being one of your students I hope I never have to be within your presence of my academic career!
- Thanks for making my easter
STUDENTS OF ENGLISH 2300! Since its our profs last yr, wana do sumthing 4her? Idk how 2 email class, so dk how 2B more discrete. Email alyssa.robinson@uleth.ca a “yes” if intrstd
Saturday, I was sitting by the climbing wall, you were walking back and forth past me. I couldn’t help but smile when we made eye contact. You are a dark haired angel. Coffee?
Hey Uleth! maybe instead of putting all that money into “fixing” the E & F parking lots, u could actually fix the potholes and cracks in E. I almost lost my small car to one today.
To Sarah,
You’re really pretty.
Love your roommates
Anyone else wishing they went to college for a trade instead of a degree? 3 years in, too late now! Just kill me please.
I am an eagle soaring above turkeys in the U of L Management Faculty.
Guy from French class I met at E entrance on Tues @~10:40
Yes my name is Katelyn, sorry for running off I was late for class. if you want to talk my email is katelyn.barclay@uleth
The Zoo is literally one of the worst run establishments in Lethbridge. The retirement of the manager will bring about good changes. No doubt.
So why is it that all the different ethnic groups are against racism, yet they are racist towards Caucasians.Why are we today paying for the past. We should move one.
To my Butterknot, you are so beautiful and sexy.
surf club family: we need a reunion asap! sending you all good vibes for finals, wishes of tight butt holes and loads of LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
ArtSociety & Surf Club present CLUB CARNIVAL& OCEAN PARTY April 12 Zoo& Ballrooms 4pm-1am,local artisans, clothing swap,performers PennyFortune & Small Town DJs and SWAG!
To the girl in the red dress, and the boy she was with: Having sex on the side of the hill outside the library- Not appropriate. Hope it was good though!!
- People watching
To the guy sitting by the rock climbing wall- I’m surprised I saw this TLF but yes, I would love a coffee sometime!
I did feel like a creep walking by what.. 5 times?
The bottom floor of the library at the north-west corner.
What the fuck is that noise! Quite annoying.
Great band to check out-
Band: Mother Mother
Songs: Hayloft, Baby Don’t Dance, Wreaking Ball, Simply Simple, Bit By Bit, Body of Years, The Sticks, Burning Pile, The Stand, et al.
To the red head at that works at Hiroba, just want to say hi and that you are beautiful thought you should know
Correction on the TLF! Looking a female roommate. Close to University. Great place to live! The email was incorrect. The email is kat.witt@uleth.ca Email for Details!!!
The Meliorist may not like it, but the bored and boring conservatives running AB and SK are the most successful in Canada. You can’t argue 4.5% unemployment and lowest debt levels.
Unlike many of u I HAVE to use the elevator. It’s not cute when u press all the buttons in the elevator when I’m trying to get to class and am already late because of my disability
Library extended hours run from April 12–29. Hours are: Monday–Friday: 8 a.m.–11 p.m.; Saturday & Sunday: 9 a.m.–11 p.m. Intersession hours start April 30th. http://bit.ly/zLDnFc
The intramural dodgeball referees are an absolute joke. #learntherules #checktheperscriptionforyourglasses #clowns
I think the entire premise of being a “nice guy” implies that he doesn’t make the assumption that he deserves sex. The author of that article proved his own douchebaggary.
Since the budget cuts I have given up all hope that the University will supply 2 ply toilet paper.
Dear Luc in the tie dye lab coat. You seem pretty groovy. Coffee sometime?
-A
Why is the Meliorist so inaccessible? 1-2 writers write majority of articles every week. TLFs moderated very slowly. Have to apply months in advance. Let people help & contribute!
Should TLF anonymity be enforced? Or do we allow aliases and the signing of TLFs, and any resulting attention-whoring? (See: SpiderSean)