If you’ve ever felt yourself becoming light headed, with both a dry mouth and a slight numbness around the tongue whilst wandering around the fine arts wing at the university, many of you had simply assumed it was a subconscious mental reaction as the uselessness of your degree finally hit home.
The truth, however, is far more unsettling.
Health Canada has recently opened up an investigation into mysterious spore growth at the University of Lethbridge, and the fine arts wing seems to be infested with the unsightly particles that are now mystifying …

Disclaimer: This interview was conducted in all sincerity and honesty, and is not to be considered part of the spoof issue. Brady has a way better sense of humour than depicted here, and while we could have done a spoof interview, we elected to keep things serious so he gets the same introduction and exposure as the other incoming Executive. 
 
Where are you from, and why did you choose the U of L?
I was born in Fort Macleod but I grew up most of my life in Lethbridge and …

The university community was stunned today when a collective group of like-minded students gathered at a predetermined place and time en mass, protesting a cause which they felt strongly for or against. Carrying signs reasonably relevant to the message they were presumably trying to get across, this group stood around for about 15 to 20 minutes, chanting alliterative slogans and proclaiming their right to protest, a concept familiar to every human being in the local area. When questioned about the gathering, non-committal notions of “raising awareness” were muttered, before exclamations …

Even primitive nervous systems are comprised of numerous heterogeneous nerve cells (neurons), intertwined in a hierarchy of networks. Such complex organization makes it difficult to definitively assign roles to neurons of a particular type or anatomical location. The methods classically used for tackling such questions, such as activating or silencing neurons using drugs or electrical current, non-selectively affect all the neurons around an administration site. Thus, scientific studies could not escape the possible confound of simultaneous activation or silencing of non-target cell types that contain receptors for the given drug …

Did you know that we are currently in the second golden age of cocktails?  Huh?!  Second? When was the first golden age?  The first time cocktails reached a level of sophistication and craftsmanship that we are seeing today was 1885 – 1920.  It may not be obvious, especially in a small city like Lethbridge, but cocktails are back “in.”  In cities like New York, San Francisco, and Seattle (to name a few) the cocktail scene is huge and gaining momentum.  Am I saying that it’s been close to 100 years …