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[4 Apr 2012 | One Comment | ]
Pork me, baby!

With Easter Sunday right around the corner, it’s time to celebrate the birth of the Easter Bunny after the crucifixion of a pilot who was carrying chocolate eggs or something. To be honest, I’m not really an expert when it comes to the basis of various holiday traditions; I’m just in it for the food. As the unfortunate victim of many a bad Easter dinner, I can tell you that (much like Thanksgiving), the focus must be on the main staple: ham. Keep your turkeys and fowl debaucheries out of …

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[4 Apr 2012 | No Comment | ]
Introducing: Armin Escher. SU President

Where are you from and why did you choose the University of Lethbridge?
I grew up in Sylvan Lake, and I actually came down here for the Ed program, which I’m no longer in, but that was my reason for coming here.
 
What are you studying?
I was doing science education, and then I did a year in the Ed program and decided it wasn’t for me. Now I’m just finishing off my geography degree.
 
What made you decide to get involved in student governance?
It was honestly sort of on a whim. …

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[4 Apr 2012 | No Comment | ]
Crafting Cocktails

Does anyone remember the movie Cocktail, where Tom Cruise played the bottle-flipping, poetry-reciting flair bartender Brian Flanagan?  1988, Tom Cruise, cooler than cool.  Man, I miss the ‘80s!  The problem with this movie (okay, a problem with this movie) is that no one measures anything.  I’m pretty sure that this is true for any movie with bartenders in it.  I recently watched a series of videos on YouTube where this so-called professional bartender explained the ins-and-outs of being a good bartender.  In his second instalment he talked about measuring and …

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[4 Apr 2012 | No Comment | ]

Erosion, or soil degradation (I personally always believed that soiling led to degradation but, given the earthy subject, I figured incontinents was topical) is a phenomena universal to terrain, from the lush crystalscape of mercury to the cratered moonscape of Northern Ireland. Though coastline erosion has literal residents littorally fearing for their homes, it is in arable land that erosion becomes a danger to the common good. Reliable web sources inform me that 40 per cent of the world’s farmland is severely eroded, and while I have always preferred to …

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[28 Mar 2012 | No Comment | ]
CJs awarded third Michelin star

To the surprise and delight of the entire university population, Coulee Junction, the University of Lethbridge’s most popular and number one rated dining location, has been awarded its third Michelin star. “It’s really come as a shock to many of us,” responded one of CJ’s many sommeliers, as he decanted a favoured Bordeaux. “I mean, we’ve really tried to pick things up around here after the second star was awarded, but how were we to know how amazing CJ’s really was?”
The Michelin ranking system for restaurants has been used since …