“But as long as I got a foot, I’ll kick booze! As long as I got a fist, I’ll punch it! And as long as I’ve got a tooth, I’ll bite it! And when I’m old and grey and toothless and bootless, I’ll gum it, till I go to heaven, and booze goes to hell!” Burt Lancaster is standing on a stage in the middle of Zenith (a fictional town that Sinclair Lewis created, if you’re curious) while saying these lines with a great deal of intensity as the prohibition-era …

Hey Lethbridge! You’re invited to the Club Carnival and Ocean Party!
On Friday, April 12, The U of L Surf Club, Art Society and The ULSU present the Club Carnival and Ocean Party, from 4 p.m. to 1 a.m.
The Club Carnival will run in The Zoo and Students’ Union Ballrooms from 4 until 8 p.m. At this event there will be live music and entertainment, BBQ, clothing vendors, artistic creations, club tables and a clothing swap. Local vendors and clubs will have tables to showcase the Lethbridge community and expose students …

The University of Lethbridge Medieval Club is a club of dedicated students who participate in the Lethbridge Medieval Club (LMC) — a club of community members who are dedicated to learning about, recreating, and re-enacting medieval culture. Below are some focuses of the community club that are open to all members, whether university students or not.
Combat
Club members have the opportunity to train in the martial arts which were common to medieval society through use of swords, shields, pole-axes, spears, crossbows, bows, and many other weapons. They learn the basic use …

Today we are including a story that we’ve never had to include before. It’s a one-time thing, and we are proud to be able to include it in our very last issue. It’s the story of another newspaper — a student newspaper in Windsor, Ontario known as the Lance. We received communication earlier today (Monday, April 8, 2013) that the University of Windsor Student Alliance (UWSA) has issued a stipulation that the Lance can no longer print paper editions and must move to an online-only format. This has dire consequences …